Diamond City (WarioWare)

*The restaruant owner noticd the helicopter*

Restaruant Owner: THIS IS A NO HELICOPTOR PARKING ZONE, YOU IDIOTS!

Helicopter man: Oh..Sorry.

Kiragi: *Jumps out of Helicopter with Daisuke*

Helicopter: Do i get paid for this?

Helicopter man: No. But you get gas. *Flies out of topic with Helicopter*

Daisuke: Gold Nugget Restaraunt. That sounds pretty good here.

Kiragi: I was thinking hamburgers..But alright. Let's see...*checks their menu*
Do you like meat?

Daisuke: I can only think of good reasons why I like meat. Juicy.

Kiragi: Well the serve Bloody beef and Something called ...."Fu**ing potatoes" What's that?...I think im gonna have that dish..HEY! WAITERBOY!


Waiter:Yes?

Kiragi:I'll have the bloody beef and the fuc-

Waiter:Ok no need to curse now.

Kiragi:But the menu says F-

Waiter:I understand.And what about you?

Daisuke: Wait a minute. Why did it have an F-word on them? Are you trying to screw up the service!?

Waiter:But the potatoes taste like Fuc-

Kiragi:Oh no you don't! *Red tapes his mouth shut*

Waiter:MM MMM MMMM!

Kiragi:Anyways. Whaddya want?

Daisuke: Just a plain hamburger with french fries.

Waiter: MMM MMM MM!*Walks away and about 10 minutes later comes out with the food and 2 glasses of lemonade*

Kiragi:HEY!Lemonade!How did you know?!

Waiter:*Rolls eyes*

Kiragi: Anyways. *Starts eating*

Daisuke: Aye.. *start eating.* Hey! It's good! I bet you can't cook these, Kiragi!

Kiragi:Let's have sex *Munch*

*Daisuke shockingly spits the food and looks at Kiragi*

Daisuke: What??! *coughs and blushes* Uh.. Don't you think we're a bit early for this?!

Kiragi:Relax...Im on the police force. I know what im doing.*grabs Daisuke and starts making out with him*

Daisuke: O_O;; Wait! Stop!! *gets kissed* MMRPPRHH?!! (What's going on?! Why... Oh my.... Her lips are warm...) *blushes* (I... Man... I never did this before in my life.)

Mother: Timmy! Don't watch!! *covers Timmy's eyes*

Kiragi:Things will get hotter than this.*Puts arms around Daisuke and continues making out*

Waiter: I think they're...

Chef: I know. Tell them to get a room or else!

*Waiter walks to Kiragi and Daisuke*

Waiter: If you two want to romance, then can you please get a room???

Chef: Theys ain't listening. Should we kick them out?

Kiragi:Shut the f*** up.*Keeps on making out*

*At first Daisuke was startled, but now he finds love. He is now making out with Kiragi.*

Chef: Dat does it! *kicks Daisuke and Kiragi out of the restaraunt.* Yous two are outta here until next week!! Unacceptable!

Kiragi:*Angry* FINE!YOUR FOOD TASTED LIKE SH** ANYWAYS YOU **** ***** ****!Come on Dai-Boy. Let's go to my place....Except i don't have a place...I live in a box.

Daisuke: The landlord kicked you out of your own home, huh? Well, I'll take you to my house. Sounds cool?

Kiragi:Yeah that sounds cool..I didnt get kicked out really..I never had a place to start with....>.<. Anyways..Where do you live?

Daisuke: Sin Jou Town.

Kiragi:SRSLY?! But that's where the police force is stationed...Or was it Copper town..Im confuzzled...Anyways..Let's go. *Holds Daisukes hand as she leaves the topic*

*Since Kiragi dragged Daisuke out of the topic, that happens anyway.*