Bedrock (The Flintstones)

Barney: Hey, you.

Karasz: ....Me?

Barney: Yeah, you.

Fred: We want to ask you a few questions about your fashion statement.

Karasz: What's wrong with the things I wear?

Fred: Cavemen aren't suppose to wear something for their feet. Why are you wearing them?

Barney: They are kind of...odd...

Karasz: Geez, no sense of footwear, huh? And I bet you're not wearing any underwear.

Fred: We wear underwear. *A little angry* And you better watch where ya talkin' to, buster.

Karasz: Whoa! Calm down!

Barney: Yeah, Fred...You're a bit testy today...

Fred: *Glares at Barney* D'oohooooh and you're on his side then?? You're facing with the enemy who just mocked fashion statement. *glares angrily at Karasz* It's an insult I tell ya. Always try to look better than anyone else! It's making everyone jealous!

*Evil Children appear and invade the topic*

Wilma: Sounds like somebody is taking anarchy way to seriously.

*Meanwhile*

Karasz: What's going on here?? Anarchists?

Sabreman: I'm afraid so, Karasz. Someone tried to persuade the children and teenagers to do bad things. This wouldn't be too--

*Karasz's cellphone is beeping.*

Karasz: You were saying?

Sabreman: Children are easily persuaded to do bad things. They can be easily brainwashed by a typical marijuana and other kind of drugs. But this invasion of children didn't take any. They have red beady eyes, and fangs.

Fred: Hold it, HOOOOOOOLD IT! Aren't we for--

Karasz: We'll argue about this later. *Grabs the girl child* What are you doing?! You're destroying the mailboxes!!

Fred: *to a boy teenager.* What's a matter with you kids?! Don't you have school like any other kid?! And you better think of shaving because you're developing puberty.

*The Evil Children throw Fred in a lake*

Karasz: Cavedude!!!

Fred: *gets out from the lake* Holy brontosaurus! These kids are playing dirty!! Quick, we gotta find a way to snap them out of this before they'll turn Bedrock into Deadrock!

Karasz: I agree. *shouts* Children of Earth! Stop the anachry!!! Don't you care about your futures?! Your families?! Your lives?!

*The Children Throws Karasz and Fred into an Ocean*

Karasz: I think they mean business..

Fred: Yeah, and they want to take over Bedrock too.

Karasz: Take over?

Fred: And I kinda wish Barney wouldn't slack off or else. Hey, Barney! Do something!

*They kids throw Fred, Barney and Karasz down a Waterfall*

*Now the three ends up at Bedrock Lake.*

Fred: *angry at Barney* You are an ungrateful false friend.. And for not doing anything, I am forbidding you to talk to me unless you do something!!

Karasz: I can't hurt the children! It's going to ruin my reputation! My one weakness!! And I know a certain someone who did this to the children. Conira!!

Fred: Oooh boy.. Look, just find that guy and tell him to stop or you'll shut down the facility.

Karasz: I'll try, but I rather fight him than talk to him.

*The Children come down ready to throw them into the vaccum of space*

Fred: Well this is great. We're outside Bedrock! How am I going to tell this to Wilma?

Karasz: No clue. I think we're the children's primary targets... OR I think I'm the primary target.. Something's wrong here!!! *leaves the topic.*

*The children continue to attack the topic, not really caring about Karasz*

Fred: OK Barney, *grabs him* We're getting into the bottom of this.

*Meanwhile at the Lab of Primstone, The Light Bug Made Primidasaurus Rex by the name of "Professor Albert Primstone" has created an important chemical. He tests the Chemical on one of the Light Bugs that he Imprisoned by pouring a chemical out of the Test tube and onto a light bug which changes it to a Shadow Bug. He tests the Chemical on the Few more and suddenly the shadow Bugs team up and form two evil Aurorodactyls. When Primstone takes a sip of it, his light bugs inside of him turn to shadow Bugs. Then he puts the Cork in the Chemical. And since this is the Stone Ages, which is in the Past...*

Primstone: Muahahahahahahahahahahah! PERRVECT!! Ven I mixed Toilet Vater, Toilet Paper and Manuveres and Toxic Vaste mixed Togezer, I haff crreated ze ultimate Chemical; I am first of the scientists to name it... CHEMICAL X!! *Laughs Maniacally*

Aurorodactyl 1: Except one question, Prof; Didn't Prof. Untonium already Create Chemical X?

Primstone: Well, Ziz iz ze ztone age. Rright?

Aurorodactyl 1: Uh... Yeah!?

Primstone: Vell... Ze Ztone Age iz bazed on ze var Past! Zo, In ziz caze, I'm ze virzt Schientivic Cheniuz (Scientific Genius) who made ziz Chemical.

*Fred arrives in his home while dragging Barney*

Wilma: Fred?

Fred: Don't ask why I had to drag Barney with me. Crazy teenagers are coming in Bedrock and start destroying things without warning.

Wilma: Oh honestly, Fred. What gave you that kind of news?

*a guitar is thrown through the window.*

Fred: That kind! Honestly, these kids aren't themselves!

Barney dodges the Guitar.

*Evil children are still running amok.*

Fred: Got any ideas, Barn?

Barney: We call their parents?