Las Vegas, Nevada (Real World)

Matt: Oh I'm just some guy.

Wario: Oh really?! I bet your name is Mr. Nobody! Wah hah hah ha ha ha ha ha!

Matt: Oh that's just mean.

Wario: I know! That's-a-why I'm-a-bad to the bone!

Matt: I see.

So what's there to do here.

Wario: What did you expect? It's a gigantic casino palace. You gamble here for bigger money. Just don't lose your luck, chump.

Matt: Oh, I see. Well that's entertaining enough.

Wario: You know what's entertaining? Babes! Humma humma ding-a-dong babes! They do the can-can dance for you!

LSG: MUWAHAHAHA!

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Spicy Chili: *Giggles*

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Pickelord: Blah blah blah. Yak yak blah. (Can't we all be friends?)

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King Sunflower Seed: Fear my Un-named color-yness! MUWAHAHAHA!

Bo-Bobo: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!! *Spring attacks Picklelord while wearing springy outfit* BLAHBA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBA! BLAHBA BLAAAAAAH!! (I'll show you the true meaning of friendship!! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: SPRING HAS SPRONG!!

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*Jelly Jiggler continues to scream in horror*

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Loincloth Lloyd: Super Fist of the Loincloth! *Whacks King Sunflower Seed with his loincloth* LOINCLOTH SLAP!

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Don Patch: *as a mime* You think I'm funny to ya, bub?

Picklelord: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (That hurt my feelings! And me in general! WAHH!!!)

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LSG: *Continues to laugh evily*

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King Sunflowe Seed: *Badly injured* Only a scratch! SUPER FIST OF SEEDS: PLANT HIM!! *Seeds rise out of the groud and plant themselves on Loincloth Lloyd*

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Random Unregistered Angry Mob: A MIME! GET HIM! *Attacks Don Patch*

Bo-Bobo: Blah blah blah blah bla--

Wario: SPEAK-A-ENGLISH YOU IDIOT!! ARGHH!!

Bo-Bobo: *frightened at Picklelord* I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to hurt you!! *smoothes Picklelord by rubbing him with a dead sponge* Here, let me sooth you with a nice sponge.

*But the sponge is actually poisonous for pickles, like Picklelord himself.*

Bo-Bobo: And perhaps it'll sooth your suffering!

*Bo-Bobo then chops rapidly at Picklelord. The parts from Picklelord fall off as Bo-Bobo places them in the jar.*

Bo-Bobo: FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: SOUR PICKLE CHOP!!

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Jelly Jiggler: So, you think you're better than me? *evil chuckles* Well, let's seeif I put the sugar in you!

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Don Patch: BUT I'M A CLOWN!!!

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Loincloth Lloyd: Hey! What did you do?!!!?

*Vines grow and wrap up Loincloth Lloyd*

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Picklelord: :-(

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LSG: FEAR MY STRETCHYNESS! *Stretches himself around Jelly Jiggler*

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Angry Mob: ATTACK THE CLOWN!! *Beat up Don Patch*

Jelly Jiggler: *breaks into four Jigglers* SUPER FIST OF THE WOBBLE WOBBLE: FOUR TIMES THE FUN! *beats up LSG*

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Loincloth Lloyd: Let me go you creep!!! *bites the vines*

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Don Patch: *as normal and pulls out his Don Patch Sword and attacks the Angry Mob* WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! CLOWNS HAVE FEELINGS!!

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Wario: WHAT?!? HE DOESN'T CARE?!??!

Bo-Bobo: And boy, you were terrible during our middle school times! You were the worst singer in the Hair Kingdom's history. And maybe it's because you were too sour to sing anything. How sour of you!

Wario: Say one more "sour" and I'll smack-a-you. NOW IT'S-A-WARIO'S TURN!!

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*Luigi falls into the topic's starting point.*

Luigi: Oooh...

*A number dice block appears above Wario*

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LSG: I don't get it.

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*The vines squeeze harder*

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Angry Mob: So do angry Mobs! And we feel angry! *Attacks Don Patch*

Jelly Jiggler: WAAAAHH??!!? *sobs* My attack failed because he doesn't get it.. Hoo hoo hoo hoo..

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*Lloyd is knocked out.*

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Wario: *Throws the Dice Block at Picklelord* WAAAHHAA!!

Bo-Bobo: *throws a Rubix Cube at Picklelord* FIST OF THE RUBIX CUBE: MIX'EM UP!!

*Picklelord is mixed up as he is now a mishapen carrot.

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Don Patch: OK Chili! You want a piece of me!? I'll take you down. But first. *plays a piano pretty well...but..* I'M HORRIBLE AT THIS! *Throws the piano at the angry mob and Spicy Chili*

KSS: *Takes Lloyd to his evil lair of evilness*

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LSG: MUWAHAHA!

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*Spicy Chili summons a force field which deflects the attacks*

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Picklelord: Halb. Halb. Halb. (Oh come on.)

Don Patch: And now, time to make the bad guy disappear! *as a magic guy* Nothing in my sleeves! Nothing in my pants! And nothing in my hat! *The magic hat sprungs out a boxing glove and punches Spicy Chili away, even if he is in the force field. Which is convience that the force field is destroyed instantly.* AND THE MAGIC HURTS!!

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Bo-Bobo: Now for the attack of the century! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: AAAAAAACHHOO!! *sneezes at Picklelord.* Super Clown Disease...

Wario: WHAT??!! THERE'S A DISEASE THAT MAKES YOU CLOWN AROUND?!

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*Luigi comes to Jelly Jiggler.*

Jelly Jiggler: *angry at LSG* That's not funny!! I think you're just trying to make sugar terrible!! I'll show you!! *as a spinning top with blades on it* FIST OF TEH WOBBLE WOBBLE! JELLY BLADES THAT SPIN!! *slashes LSG*

Luigi: Hey Jelly! Who's-a-that guy?

Jelly Jiggler: *as a woman* Oh you naughty boy! Didn't your mom tell you not to peek in and see the action? *Slaps Luigi* Bad boy!! You're grounded!!

Luigi: *sobs* But mama!! I didn't know!!

Jelly Jiggler: That's no excuses! And take your stupid doll with you! *throws the lucky hankie teddy bear at Luigi* GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

Luigi: OOOHOOOO!!

*Spicy Chili dodges*

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*Picklelord's appearance becomes more clown-like and he startes juggling things*

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*LSG splits into three and all pound Jelly Jiggler*

Luigi: JIGGLER!! *angry at LSG* Now you just messed with Luigi now! *stomps on LSG, but his foot is stuck* Oh mama mia! I forgot that gum can stick to your feet!!

Jelly Jiggler: *feet stuck with a plain gum* Mine have the same issue!!

Luigi: WHEN DID YOU STEP ON ONE?!?

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Don Patch: *drives a racecar shaped magic hat and crashes into Spicy Chili* ENCORE!!!!

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Bo-Bobo: *as a mime*Nothing can be done when suffering from the clown disease!!

Wario: Hey, stupid! Mimes don't talk.

Bo-Bobo: *throws Wario at Picklelord* NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!!!

Wario: WHOOOOA!! *caught the disease and becomes a clown. He rides on a unicycle.*

Bo-Bobo: Bahh look what you did to my dearest friend.. You'll pay for what you did..

The Magical Sugar Fairy created just for this event appears. It floats over to JJ, hands him sugar-related weapons, then dies randomly.

Jelly Jiggler: *pulls out a pixie stick* Now you're in a heap of trouble!

Luigi: A PIXIE STICK!?

*Picklelord assults Bo-Bobo with pies*

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Spicy Chili: Let's make it hot! *Shoots fire at Don Patch*

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LSG: MUWAHAHA! I'll destroy you! *Shoot gummy bullets*

Jelly Jiggler and Luigi: *holds each other in fear* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

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Bo-Bobo: I'll take those pies! *does so and place them in the oven* SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: *Blasts the cake out of the oven and hits Picklelord, damaging him* PASTRY SIZE MATTERS!

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Don Patch: *as Pac-Man and eats the fireballs.* Mm!! Cajun style!! *blows fire and burns Spicy Chili* IT'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

*Spicy Chili is badly hurt*

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*Picklelord dodges and tries to touch Bo-Bobo to spread the virus*

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LSG: MUWAHAHA!