Starlight Planet and Nebular Colosseum (Original)

Don Patch: Oh really?! Well fear this!! *does a shadow puppet with Jelly Jiggler*

Jelly Jiggler: Behold, *makes a shadow puppet version of the Lucky Hankie* The lucky mistake of your lives!

Don Patch: *shows a shadow puppet of a walrus* And this is your nightmare too! HA HA HA!

Wario: You want something scary?! I'll give you scary later!

*Kirby pulls out his Cell Phone and calls for help. Red, Yellow, and Green appear*

Red: Hey Kirby, were ready to help.

Karasz wrote:

Twinkles: Please enter. The king is expecting you.

*The duo enter the throne room*

Gen. Enix:Hello, King. We're ready for action!

*The Kirbys enter after the doctors*

*Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Gaoh enters the throne room*

*Kamek, Wario, Bubblun, Bobblun, and Chack'n enters the throne room as well. King Starlight sees them as well as the audience*

King Starlight: Ladies and Gentlemen, my loyal subjects, I welcome you to the 1st annual Lunar Cup Tournament!!

*The audience roars in excitement*

King Starlight: That's right folks! Here, in the stadium, has the finest, most generous warriors you have ever seen. 8 Teams must compete their way. The losers who lost the fight will be desqualified, just for reference though. Now then, we bring you 8 teams. Put your hands together for the competitors!!

*The audience does it again*

Bubblun: Hey! They really like us! They really really like us!!! *Waves at the audience*

Bo-Bobo: Booyah!! *poses while nose hair wiggles* Please to meet you people!

Don Patch: I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

Jelly Jiggler: No I am!

Don Patch: YOU LITTLE! *beats up Jelly Jiggler*

Wario: WAH HA HA HA HA!! *poses* Oh yeah! Who's the bad guy?! I'm the bad guy!

Kamek: Just smile and wave your evilness.

*The 4 Doctors walk into the Throne room*

Dr. Frank: Muahah- I mean...Hello!

*The kirbys do the Kirby dance*

Bowser: I'm smiling and waveling! I mean waving!

Light: Hello all good people!

Dim: Yes, Applaude for me!

Petey: GROAR!

King Starlight: Now we must set up the positions. Twinkle, if you please?

Twinkle: Sure Grampa! *sets up the roster position*

1. Team Wiggin' vs. Team Bowser
2. Team Kirby vs. Team Light
3. Team Bubble vs. Team Doctors
4. Team Greedy vs. Team Enix

Twinkle: The position has been set!

Bo-Bobo: Hmm!!

Kamek: Good luck fighting us you fools. 'Cuz you're gonna need it!

Bubblun: *smirks* Hey Doc. Good luck.

Wario: I am looking toward for that trophy for my cabinet!!

Dr. Carl: And we will win!

Bobblun: In your dreams, Dr. Qwack! Ha ha ha!

Star Spirit: *to Beauty* You'll be at the audience cheering for your heroes.

Chack'N: Chack!! *hops happily*

Dr. Fred: Wait a minute. No one gives references to that awful site called "Webkinz" round here. >(

Bobblun: What's that?

Dr. Bob: There's an overrated website called "Webkinz". Noobish kids buy stuffed animals, put in a "Secret Code", and do stuff with their virtual stuffed animal. It's evil and just plain overrated.

Beauty: Okay. *Beauyt and Gasser get in the stands* Go Bo-Bobo!

Dengaku-Man: *As a gangster* We're gonna totally trash you yo.

Bowser: Gwa ha ha ha! These guys don't stand a chance!

Bo-Bobo: And you won't stand a chance against the Fist of the Nose Hair.

Don Patch: Yeah!

Gaoh: Prepare to get served!

Jelly Jiggler: *walks to teh exit* See ya.

Bo-Bobo: *beats up Jelly Jiggler* BAAAAHH WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!? *slams Jelly Jiggler down* Good boy, now say that you're ready for brawl.

Jelly Jiggler: Woof!

Bo-Bobo: Here's a dog biscuit. *Bashes Jelly Jiggler with a big jar of jam* HAAH!

Jelly Jiggler: OH THE HUMILIATION!! >_<;

Kamek: Heh heh heh. Boy, with a quartet of clowns like them, we are easily outnumbered. King Bowser, perhaps I will hire two more fighters to this brawl. Let's say.. The Hammer Brothers!

Bowser: You're not counting the white guy. So how about...MINION GROUP THUMP N' HOT!

*2 Hammer Bros and a Angry Sun appear*

Bowser: Bwa hhahahaha! Let's defeat them!

King Starlight: READY........BEGIN!!!

Bowser: I'll take out the fro. You take out the Sun Kamek. Angry Sun goes for the Jelly. And the Hammer Brothers get the rest.

Kamek: Yes your dastardlyness! *Uses Polygon Blasts which hits Don Patch, turning him into a mother with his Yia Yia* HUH?!

Don Patch: Oh Yia Yia, did that bad man hurt you? Really? Where? ....Oh dearie me. I'll tell that bad man not to hurt you anymore. *angry and punches Kamek* THAT WASN'T NICE!! SAY YOU'RE SORRY FOR YIA YIA!!!

Kamek: AAHH!!

Jelly Jiggler: Why is that sun staring at me? *melts* Hey! I think he loves me!

Bo-Bobo: Hmmm!! *nose hair wiggles as he glows* Come on Bowser, let's see what you got! I'm ready for ya!!

Gaoh: I have to fight two? Ok! Two can play at this!!

*A midget with a Gaoh costume appear*

Gaoh: This is my clone, Mini-Me!

Dengaku-Man: HEY! EWHAT ABOUT ME! I'M RIGHT HERE!.....It's like Torpedo Girl's here.

*Torpedo Girl is in the audience*

Torpedo Girl: I'M A TORPEDO!!!

Dengaku-Man: SHE'S HERE!?

Bowser: *Breaathes fire at Bo-Bobo*

Bo-Bobo: *uses Jelly Jiggler as a shield* SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: FRIENDSHIP SHIELD!!!

Jelly Jiggler: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Bowser: I'll burn through your shield! *Breathes more fire*

Bo-Bobo: Good job saving my life Jelly Jiggler!

Jelly Jiggler: *fully melted into liquid* No problem Bo-Bobo! Now I'm prepared to battle!

Bowser: He's not a threat! I'll burn off your little Fro! *Breathes fire on Bo-Bobo's Afro*

Bo-Bobo: *sucks the flames in and eats them* Spicy! Now it's my turn!!! *uses a sponge to suck Jelly Jiggler in* COMBINED WOBBLE WOBBLE SUPERFIST, *throws the Jelly Jiggler Sponge* JELLY SPONGE ATTACK!

Kamek: WHOA!! *gets smashed by Jelly Jiggler sponge*

Bo-Bobo: YOU HURT JELLY JIGGLER! I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU DOWN!