The Floating Island (Cave Story)

Billiards: OW!! How dare you!!! *punches Misery*

*The punch did 22 damage to Misery*

Misery:Ouch...*The ceiling turns into what looks like electricity and then the whole ceiling starts firing homing energy bolts at Billiards*

Billiards: AAAAAAAAHHH!! *burnt* You sick... *bashes Misery with his Holy Pool Cue*

Misery:Peh..Is that all you...GAAAH!*Gets hit by the Pool cue and then she drops a small mine which starts shooting homing thunder at Billiards*

*Billiards gets zapped*

Billiards: Man.. this blows..

Sue: Tell me about it. Her master turned me into a hideous freak. =_=;

Misery:I dont have time for this...BALROG!!!


*Balrog lands on Billiards*

Balrog:HUZZAH!!What is it Misery?

Misery:Oh..Nothing..I think you just finished the work for me...

Balrog:Ewww..I've got a fool on my shoes...Even though i dont have no shoes...Still a fool is on me....*Starts Scratching Billiards to the ground and then throws him out of the topic*

*Billiards return to the topic in his demonic form*

Billiards: I'LL DESTROY YOU!! *uses demonic fire breath on Misery and Balrog, then kicks them out of the topic* I NEVER WANTED TO SEE THEM AGAIN! UNDERSTAND?!!

Sue: Whoa, calm down. You're scaring everybody.

Billiards: Right.. Sorry.

*Balrog crashes again on Billiards*

*Misery drops a concrete block on Billiards before Balrog crashes*

Misery:Ooooh..We got a big talker here..

Balrog:10-4 to that!We got a bigtalker!Send in more men!AHH!MAN DOWN!NEED BACKUp!

Misery:Stop that...

*Billiards grabs Balrog and throws at Misery*

Misery:*Quickly does some wind force that pushes Balrog back into Billiards which causes yet another massive damage attack*

Billiards: You are starting to get on my nerves!!

*A Pokeball spawned*

Billiards: Thank you Smash Bros tactics. *grabs and uses the Pokeball*

*THe Pokeball spawned out Aggron*

Aggron: AAGRROOON!! *uses Take Down on Balrog*

Balrog:*Explodes.It was a fake..The Real Balrog then lands on Billiards*

Misery:*Keeps spamming Billiards with thunder*

Billiards: I SURRENDER! *whips out a white flag*

Balrog:18-2!Target surrenders!

Misery:Good..We found ourselves a science testing doll now..*Takes Billiards away*

*The Doctor is performing experiments for his newest monster.*

The Doctor: Ho ho ho ho.. At last! I created a new potion. Grinded with red flowers, I have created a new potion that will transform harmless critters into savage beasts!! I am a genius!! Now to test it out. *labels fruit punch to the potion and gives it to a random Waddle Doo*

Waddle Doo: You kidding me? I have no mouth. *gives one to the Koopa Troopa, who drinks it.*

Koopa Troopa: I feel...funny. *transformed into a giant spiked koopa* ROOOOOAAAARR!!

The Doctor: SUCCESS!!

*Misery lands in The Doctors room along with Billiards*

Misery:Doctor i have found a new test subject. Feel free to do whatever wacky experminents you come up with on him.

The Doctor: Thank you Misery. And as for you, my test subject. *locks Billiards in the cage* You'll be next after when that small eyeball drinks it.

Waddle Doo: I told you, I got no mouth!!

The Doctor: Just dip it in your eye.

Waddle Doo: WHAT?! No way! I'm not doing that. What if I get an eyesore?

Misery:I'LL GET IT!*Misery takes a knife and slits up a mouth hole in Waddle doo*


There you go!*Takes that potion whatever it is and pours up a glass and then forces it into Waddle Doo*

*Waddle Doo turns into a Beam Cyclops*

Beam Cyclops: ROOOOOOARR! *shoots beams at Misery* Thank you. ^_^ Now chicks can date me, even when I got one eye! Look at me! I'm a new muscular Doo!! *leaves topic*

Billiards: *calls Shroobliss* Get Karasz and yourself to save me!! NOW!! I'm stuck in the island...which floats. *hangs up*

*A mutated thing is in Billiards Cell and he eats Billiards cell phone and then he slaps Billiards*

Mutated thing:Urgh..No calling for help.

Billiards: Eww.. When is the last time you go for a haircut? Big Ugly's Hair Salon?

*the cage opens and The Doctor grabs Billiards out.*

The Doctor: Now it's your turn to try out this.. *shoves the potion on Billiard's mouth*

Billiards: MMRRRPPPHH!! *gulp* ....Hey, taste like fruit punch!! *drinks the rest of the bottle*

The Doctor: YOU FOOL! I HAVEN'T PERFECTED A SUBJECT TO DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE!! O_O;;;

*Billiards transformed into a giant Demonic Koopa*

The Doctor: O.o I take that back. EXCELLENT!!!

Demonic Koopa: Grrrr... Must destroy my foes....

The Doctor: Hurt me if you will, but you must remember that you must call me your master..

Mutated thing:EEP...0_0...

Mommy...

*Meanwhile, Yoshi (who obtained wings by eating the flying wings from a Question Block) Peach, and two Toads arrives and enters the village.*

Toad A: *to King* The Princess isn't too safe when an army of Doomships invade the Mushroom Kingdom. And not only that, she could be kidnapped by Bowser as well.

Toad B: You think you can make sure she won't get kidnapped again?

King:I guess..If the pay is right..Hand me the monneys.

Toad A: You do it for cash?! What a rip--

Peach: I think you could accept these. *gives the bag of coins to King*