The Floating Island (Cave Story)

*Chef Kawasaki hides in the garbage can.*

Igor, bored, grabs two generic Mimigas, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the Egg Corridor.

Mimiga C: That's my grandmother that brute captured!!

*Kawasaki comes out of the garbage can.*

Chef Kawasaki: Is the attack over?

Sue: Yeah, but that no-good monster kidnapped two of us!

Chef Kawasaki: But I cook, not fight!

Mimiga: But you did in Kirby Super Star.

Chef Kawasaki: Oh. In that case, I would join but my frying pan isn't tough enough.

Sue runs off for the Egg Corridor by herself as Quote would sigh if he could and Curly does sigh.

*Taizo spotted Igor entering the Egg Corridor.*

Taizo: That doesn't sound good. *sneaks in.*

Chef Kawasaki: Oh alright. I'll go. *chases Igor.*

Curly: Quote, could you...
Quote has already left for the Egg Corridor. Speaking of which, the eggs in said corridor are still all broken.

Taizo: What's going on--

Chef Kawasaki: That big bunny took the two villagers away.

Taizo: For what reason?

Chef Kawasaki: I don't know! I bet he's hungry.

Zombie Dragons burst out of the broken eggs and attack Taizo and Chef Kawasaki.

*Taizo stabs the zombie dragons with his drill.*

Chef Kawasaki: Back off!! *Whacks the zombie dragons away.*

The Zombie Dragons feel no pain, being already dead, and breath fire on Kawasaki and Taizo.

*The two dodges the attack.*

Grammar Zombies burst out of the ground and senselessly beat Taizo and Kawasaki.

Chef Kawasaki: I'm beginning to think that Author Alex made up that running gag.

As a matter of fact, I did. And made the subspecies of Grammar Nazi. Now shut up and run away.

*Chef Kawasaki and Taizo does so.*

Quote is at the entrance to the Egg Corridor when he notices Taizo and Kawasaki running out.

Chef Kawasaki: These boneheads are strong!! Not even a single holy bullet can destroy one.

Quote looks at Kawasaki, asking him how he would know that if he didn't even use a holy bullet, and Taizo didn't either.

Chef Kawaski: So you don't have a holy bullet? And I don't think your weapons are powerful enough to defeat the zombie dragons. You'll need something stronger.

Quote glares at Kawasaki, as he is fully capable of taking down a Zombie Dragon.

Chef Kawasaki: You mean you can defeat them? Alright, but don't get eaten by them.

Quote runs in and, in a scene too awesome to effectively describe, blasts the Zombie Dragons and other various baddies while dodging their fire.

*Kawasaki and Taizo re-enters the Egg Corridor again.*