The Floating Island (Cave Story)

Melvin: Hey, what's going on here? *checks out the Sand Zone* ???

*There are Metroids chasing Melvin*

Melvin: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Suddenly, Bean randomly pops up in front of Lord Morbul.
Bean: Hello, Mr. Creepy-Looking Dinosaur!

Morbul: I've known you for five seconds and already I hate you.
Misery and Balrog arrive back at the temple.

Bark is also in the room, looking around.
Bean: Aren't you one of those dinosaurs who fat plumbers ride? I've always wanted to ride one of you!

Morbul: ... Here's a better idea. BALROG! Ride him.
Balrog: OK!
Balrog leaps on top of Bean.

Bean is miraculously able to support Balrog.
Bean: WOW! This is so cool! I get to be someone's horse! Now we can ride around into sunsets and stuff!

Morbul: And while you're at it, shoot missles at his head.
Balrog does so. Morbul turns to Misery.
Morbul: I trust you took care of Alexander von Koopa?
Misery: He fell out a window. He's not coming back.
Morbul: ...

Bean laughs as the missiles hit him, even if he is going through a large amount of pain.

Balrog continues the blasting fun. Morbul then smacks Misery.
Morbul: IDIOT! You didn't check to see if he was really dead!
Misery: I thought...
Morbul: YOU THOUGHT WRONG! For all we know, he could still be out there, all because of your mistake! And now you will pay for it...
Morbul grabs Misery and beats her head against the wall.

Bean keeps laughing while Bark sits down and watches both scenes.

Balrog continues with the pain as Morbul drags Misery into another room.

Bean: Can we switch now? I WANNA BE THE RIDER!

Balrog: The master didn't say you were going to ride me!
Meanwhile, the sound of Misery screaming is heard from the other room.

Bean: But he also didn't say for me to NOT ride you, did he?
Meanwhile, Bark gets up and peeks into the room.

Balrog: No! But that still doesn't mean you should ride me! I have dignity!
Meanwhile, Morbul is performing various unsavory acts on Misery.

Bean: What is this "dignity" you speak of?
Meanwhile, Bark watches.

Balrog: I don't know! I saw it in a dictionary when I learned to read a week ago!
Meanwhile, the dirty act continues.

Bean: Reading is just something made up by lawyers and accountants!
Meanwhile, Bark closes the door.

Balrog: I know! They're evil!
Meanwhile, it's safe to assume the "torture" is still going on.

Bean: Maybe if they were horses who could run off into sunsets, they wouldn't be!

*Back at Mimiga Village.*

Chef Kawasaki: Suddenly I haven't had customers lately! I better try to make something that can attract them.

Before Balrog can say anything, Morbul finishes the happy fun time torture fest and tosses Misery out the door. Said witch person is bruised badly.
Balrog: MISERY! What did he do?
Misery: ...
Morbul: You're next, Balrog.
Balrog gulps.
Morbul: Don't worry. You only get the beating part of it.
Morbul telekinetically yanks Balrog to him (subsequently tossing Bean off) and goes back in the room to kick the crap out of Balrog.
Meanwhile...
Sue: Have you considered making ACTUAL FOOD? Jack makes better food than you do, and he's usually covered in engine grease!

Bean just sits on the floor, enjoying himself.

One savage beating later, Balrog is also thrown out of the room. Morbul then comes out.
Morbul: Now then, you two intruders have one chance to leave quietly.

Bean: But I haven't rode you yet!