Dark's Death Castle (Original)

Luigi: *wakes up* PANCAKES!! *faints*

Mario: I think I must've hit Luigi too hard...

*Fantasy Sr., Victoria and Agent Daria take a Warp Pipe back to the Castle Dungeons out of the Pit, Then the Warp Pipe disappears.*

Fantasy Sr.: Thanks to my Warping magic, That's the last time we see those punktails.

*The Demkoopa Walks by the Female Trio. Victoria aims her Handheld Bill Blaster at the Demkoopa.*

Victoria: Alright, punk, one lie to us and we will replace you under arrest for insulting our intelligence. Now tell us! No lies! No tricks! No cheats! And absolutely NO BULLCRAP! SHOW US TO THE REAL PRINCESS PEACH!! And one intelligence insult out of you, and I will take you to the Detention Galaxy and throw you into the cell of the Prison asteroid Like I did to Hookbill and Sylvester for My mother's attempted murder!

Agent Daria: *@Demkoopa* What's it going to be, Mr. Demon-Koopa thing that I don't even know about?

Demkoopa: How about you get the hell out of here or I'll call security, b@#$%es!!

*As the Trio are Pissed, Agent Daria Angrily grabbed the Demkoopa with her Left grapple claw hand thing by it's neck. Victoria then angrily walks to the Strangled Demkoopa.*

Victoria: *@Demkoopa* First off, idiot, we ARE the Security; The Security of the Mushroom Kingdom that no good citizen refuses, EVER. And as women, our feelings become hurt when called "Prostitutes" (Just because I wear less clothing doesn't give a person a right to call ME a Prostitute) as women are people and not Objects (According to Gina Kimmel). As fourth, Women should not be sexized (As Opera Whinphry states). Second off, According to Mushroom Law #386, Even the Detective (like myself besides Scientist and Cop) is NOT to be talked back to! *@Agent Daria* You can drop him now, mother!

*Agent Daria does.*

Victoria: *@Demkoopa* So what's the ultimatum? one, Show us to the Cell containing the REAL Peach, or two, get arrested for defying an officer?

Demkoopa: No dice. Dark would fire me for taking you there.

Demkoopa: Besides, your law has no power here. Sure, you may think you can arrest people for saying something that hurts your feelings back in the Mario dimension, but this isn't the Mario dimension.

*Meanwhile.*

Sarina: Let us go!! For the last time..!!

*Somehow, Sarina's Heart Wand started to glow pink.*

Changeling uses his magnet hand to snatch the Heart Wand.

Sarina: HEY! Give that back!!!

Changeling: STOP WITH THE CLICHES! They achieve nothing!

Sarina: Oh it's no use. We failed. I'm sorry guys, but this is all I can do.... I'm sorry Onii-Chan.... *sniff*

Lamont: Am I really that ignorable? *cuts through one bar* Alright. Almost there, guys! *works at cutting through another bar*

Mario: *sees Lamont* HEY! You're setting us free! Woohoo!!

Godot: If you could use that fireball thing, that could help him. Heated metal is easier to cut than room temp. metal.

Lamont: *is halfway through a second bar*

*Mario's hand lights up a fight and fires the second bar.*

Lamont: *the second bar easily is cut away* Alright. One left and you guys should be free!
*Lamont's ReapBlade, still hot from Mario's fire, easily cuts through 3/4th of the cage* Almost there!

Mario: Hurry!

Lamont: *cuts through the third bar* Alright! Get out of there! *moves aside*

Godot: *feels around and finds the hole* Little help?

Lamont: Oh yeah. *pulls Godot out of the cage*

*Mario, Yoshi, and Sarina comes out of the cage. Sarina comes after Changeling and lunges at him.*

Sarina: Give me back my wand, you brute!! *Punches Changeling.*

Lamont: *helps Godot find a wall to sit against* Here.

Godot: *makes a mug of coffee by feel*

Lamont:...Is that a braille coffee maker?

Godot: No. But I know exactly the coffee I want, and by which numbered button it is in a row, I can have this baby make it.

OOC: Hey, thanks for waiting for me to post. Really. That was so kind and thoughtful of you. Also, there's more than one cage, so Lamont probably only cut the one Godot was in. Unless, of course, you want to continue being thoughtful and considerate and say that he somehow cut all the cage bars.

OOC: More than one cage? Ok then, fine by us.

*My last post never happened.*

Alexander von Koopa wrote:

Changeling uses his magnet hand to snatch the Heart Wand.

OOC: Yes, Alex. You had NO chance to post. None at all. It's my fault you chose to ignore Lamont. True story. But, ignoring that so I can get Godot and Lamont away from this plot...

IC

Lamont:...Why did I save the blind one? Ah well. *walks slowly to Mario's cage*

Mario: Get me out of here!

Lamont: *is at Mario's cage* Okay. Mario. Start heating up the bars. I'm going to take my time getting you free for no reason. Just hold on.