Dark's Death Castle (Original)

OOC: I didn't see the post where Lamont came in. And I was talking about not giving me a chance to post while Lamont cut through all of the bars. I mean, sure, you're desperate to get your characters free. But could you at least wait until I get online to do it? Wait, never mind. I already know what your answer is.

IC:

Changeling calmly walks up to Lamont and tosses him out a window. He doesn't bother recaging Godot.

OOC: Okay, sorry. I try and be patient about this.

IC

Lamont:...I can just walk back in the castle. *does so*

Godot: *drinks more coffee* Mario, you realize you probably could just melt your cage, right?

*Sarina is starting to get more upset.. Now she's mad.*

Sarina: You're making me very mad, whoever you are!!!

Mario: Oh! Right! *Uses his Firebrand attack to melt the bars.*

The bars are made of some wierd, evil material that cannot be melted.

Lamont: *enters the room again* Hello again. *runs to Mario's cage and begins to cut at the bars*

Godot: Lamont, try and get my visor after you free Mario.

Mario: Hurry before he'll toss you off again!

Changeling: Goodbye again.
Changeling pulls out the Kusuzu Atom and aims it at Lamont. His aim is somewhat off, as the ground under Lamont explodes, sending him flying into the ceiling.

Lamont: *as he flies to the ceiling, he tosses his sword to Mario* Ow. *falls back down and struggles to get up* Get your self out of that cage! I'm going to get back that visor!

Changeling turns his hand into a magnet and tries to snatch the sword... but it won't fit through the bars. The good news is that the inside of the bars are spiked, so Mario will feel a lot of pain if he tries to get it.

Lamont: Dang it. I hate this castle. *charges at Changling*

Changeling simply steps out of the way.

Lamont: *makes a wild grab for Godot's visor as he zooms past Changeling*

Sarina: STOP HURTING MY FRIENDS!! *glows brightly, but in pink*

Yoshi: WAH?!?

Mario: *Carefully picked up the sword.* Ow.. I gotta be careful next time. *whacks the bars.*

The wild grab is a bit too wild, and misses. Changeling reverses the magnet's polarity, sending the sword flying at Mario's head.

OOC: Wait. Isn't this the same magnet that has Godot's Visor, or are both hands magnets now?

OOC: Let's just say Changeling put both Godot's visor and the Heart Wand in his pockets.

*Sarina's cage started to break apart. She is glowing widly.*

The cage repairs itself.

OOC: O_O You just defied the laws of physics. Oh well, she'll be glowing in the cage before a hero rescues her.

*Mario breaks the bars with the sword and jumps out.*

OOC: Hope it's not too early for Mario to escape, right?

OOC: You defied the laws of physics, too. On more than one occasion. This time, it was somehow using the sword to break the bars when it was flying at Mario's head and he made no attempt to dodge.

Lamont: *stops and turn to face Changeling* (what is it that Godot always says to make people afraid of him?) Um...this battle will...have an end as bitter as...coffee for you!

Changeling: Is that supposed to make sense in any way whatsoever?

Lamont: (@Godot) Is it?

Godot: When I say it, and say what I mean yeah.

Lamont: Oh. *tries to sneak a grab at Godot's Visor*

Changeling steps out of the way.
Changeling: HA! It would take a serious deux ex machina to save you now!
A space capsule labeled Deux ex Machina crashes through the wall and falls on Changeling, causing him to drop Godot's visor and Sarina's wand.

Lamont: *quickly snatches Godot's visor and Sarina's wand* Yes! *tosses Sarina's wand to her and runs to Godot and puts his visor back on*

Godot: *drinks some coffee and sees the Dues Ex Machina and Changeling and does a spit take all over Lamont* Bwaaah?

Lamont: I know, weird but cool, right?

Godot:...I'll ignore that. *fires lasers at the cages*