Comet Observatory (Super Mario Galaxy)

Darkling appears, attracted by the Chaos. He turns some lumas into Trophys, then steals their life force, and shoves them into his bag.

Polari floats up to Rosalina, picks up her trophy, and flies out of the topic.

Tyke and the others Luma fly out of the topic as well.

Darkling then turns to the X-Nauts. He does the same to them that he did with the Lumas.

The X-Nauts turn back to normal and get their life forces back. They then throw Darkling out of the topic.

*Sam and Max arrives at the Observatory's starting point.*

Max: Wow! Look at all the stars. Makes me want to collect them and start telling a bootleg cereal products.

Sam: But you can't make all dreams come true, Max.

Max: Say, I wonder what does the milky way taste like? I bet it's space cow milk! And better yet, I ougtha barbeque a tasty space hamburger eventually.

Sam: Ha ha ha!

X-Nauts surround Sam and Max.

Sam: Ha ha ha-- ha ha ha-- ha-- *sobs* Wah ha ha ha.. ha haaaa...

Crump walks up to Sam and Max.
Crump: This place is now under X-Naut control. So I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Sam: Not a chance, criminal. Sick'em Max!

Max: I HAVE A DELIVERY FROM DEATH!! *Lunges on Crump and mauls him*

Crump fires a beam from the Dark Cannon at Max.

*Max takes the hit, but for such a hyperkinetic rabbity thing, he lost his body except his head and ears.*

Sam: Max? Are you alright?! Say something!

Max: I can't feel my stomach, Sam! I'm hungry!

Sam: You don't have one anymore.

Max: .............................


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Crump kicks Max away.

Sam: Looks like it's all up to me. This is more fiercesome since Max overcomes his fear of cannibalistic can openers. *gets out his gun and start shooting the X-Nauts.*

Crump fires a beam at Sam.

*Sam rolls away from the beam.*

Max: Go rip his pants off!! Make him cry to his grandma!

*Sam continues to shoot Crump.*

Crump dodges this.

Sam: Even for having stubby legs, you dodged the bullet pretty good, literally.

Some X-Nauts suddenly tackle Sam.

*Sam kicks the X-Nauts away. Max's head was taken away by Twilight*

Sam: Hey! *sees Twilight* Put Max down!

Sam: I'll deal with that flying sprite later. Anyways, *to Crump* you're under arrest for invasion of people's property, kidnapping, and even MURDER.

Max: GASP! Oooh!1

Sam: No wait, not murder.

Max: Awww! I wanted to see gore and blood in this!

Crump: Wow. I'm so scared.

Sam: You will be. *whips out the handcuffs* I got this with your name on it.

X-Naut: Should we use that Dark Cannon on him?

Max: Don't lose your body like I do, Max!

Crump fires a beam at Sam.

Sam: Holy--- *gets hit*

Max: CURSE YOU HEAD HUNTER-- What??

*Sam is turned into a trophy.*

Twilight: I have to find Mama!!

Max: And my new body! I got an itch on my ear.

*Twilight brings Max out of the topic*

*Two sexy X-Naut girls arrived in the topic*

X-Naut Girl A: Yoohoo!!

X-Naut Girl B: Hello big boy with the purple horns..