Comet Observatory (Super Mario Galaxy)

Crump turns to the X-Naut girls.
Crump: I'm not interested.

*X-Naut Girl A walks over to Sam*

X-Naut Girl A: My, did you have this big hunk of statue with you? I'd go out on a date with a man who has such a-- *foot taps on the stand, transforming Sam back to normal.* lifelike statue. Oh he he he he he--

Sam: Holy hyperactive hungry hyenas at the McHarold’s Hamburger Hut! I'm myself again. But how did this--

*It turns out X-Naut Girl A and B is Max and Luigi. "X-Naut Girl A unmasks to Sam.*

Max: Psst, it's me Sam. I'm busting you out of this joint.

X-Naut: What the f**k?! It's that bloody bunny again!

*Luigi jumps out of the disguise and bashes Crump with his hammer.*

Luigi: Give the observatory back to Rosalina, you scoundrel!

Crump: No.
Crump fires a beam from the Dark Cannon at Luigi.

Luigi: Ho ho! *whips out the giant mirror, deflecting the beam back at the X-Nauts.*

Only one of the X-Nauts is turned into a trophy. The rest tackle Luigi.

*Luigi spin attacks the X-Nauts away.*

Sam: Looks like he is outnumbered by the marauders--

Luigi: That's X-Nauts to you guys.

Sam: And they almost finished him off with that cannon! It's more worse than Michael Jackson drops the baby from the 500 stories of pain.

Max: Shall we grind the freakshows, cut them up, and sell them to the local meat market?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to. *gets out his gun and start shooting the X-Nauts.*

*Max does the same.*

*Sam and Max successfully killed the X-Nauts excluding Crump and Grodus.*

Luigi: *fighting stance* Looks like you're done here, Crump. Leave the observatory or else!

Crump: Meh. We got what we need.
Crump picks up Grodus' head and rushes out of the topic.

Luigi: *to the Luma* Hey, tell Mommy that the observatory is now back to normal.

Max: Now that's what I call an X-Termination!

Sam: You crack me up little buddy.

*The Luma left the topic. The Telephone start ringing.*

Max: I GOT IT!! I GOT-- *The Green Lumas play with Max* Ha ha ha ha! Stop! That tickles!! HE HE HE HE HE!!

*Sam picks up the phone.*

Sam: Yep? Uh huh? Yes? Are you kidding? OK! We're on it! *Hangs up.* Looks like our job is never done.

Max: Who was it Sam? Was it--

Luigi: Mario? I haven't talked to him for awhile.

Sam: It's the Comissioner, Max. And boy, this is going to startle Luigi.

Luigi: Oh?

Sam: He said that there is a freaky doppleganger in the YouTube Realm, and he keeps on acting like a complete idiot around YouTube. We better get movin' Max!

*The Desoto appears.*

Luigi: ...Wait. Was that the police--

Sam: After all these weeks, Author Karasz finally found the name of the car.

Max: OH SWEET DESOTO! I LOVE YOU! *hops in with Sam.*

Sam: Here we go! *drives out of the topic.*

Luigi: Wait!! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT DOPPLEGANGER TOO!

*Luigi runs out of the topic as well.*

Rosalina and the Lumas re-enter the topic.

*Suddenly, a poor orphaned nameless Bare 13 year old Human girl, referred to as "Human", covered in a Pink Towel, enters the Topic, reaches into Rosalina's Garbage can and grabs out a large bit-off Cheeseburger, Then she sits down beside the Can, getting ready to eat.*

Generic Human: Well, Since I've been raised by GrizzlyTeddies in the Toadwood Forest, I must get along with what GrizzlyTeddies have to do. ... Oh well. *tries to taste a cheeseburger. But then howsoever changes her mind, puts the Burger back and leaves topic*

Parts of the Moon can be seen exploding. Darkling's song from The Top of the Castle echoes past the Observatory. Shards of Moonrocks shower the Observatory.

*A red Luma with Blue eyes Named "Ruby" is in her room, writing her Top Secret diary about her Crush (Judge Bartholomew Noctman of the Samueloakington Courthouse) Then closes up her book. When her Cell Phone rang she answered.*

Judge Ruby: Hello? ... Oh! General Campbelltwo! How's my favorite pok'emon? ... What? ... What Bear? ... You arrested Yogi and Boo-Boo Bear? ... For what Charge? ... Vandalizing Jellystone Park? ... Who's the Witness in this case? ... Ranger Dikferbranes? Man haven't his mama ever gave him a better name? ... I'll Be right over. *Hangs up, grabs a Judgecoat and a Gavel and walks to Princess Rosalina* I need to head to the Courtyard Asteroid, Mother; I've been summoned. *Flies out of the Topic*

Twilight: I guess she is getting paid well for being the judge.

Rosalina: I suppose so.

*Ruby returned this time into the Kitchen reaching into Rosalina's Fridge for the Subway Combo Meal that Ruby ordered at Subway. But it was discovered that The Half of the Sandwich she ordered is gone.*

Judge Ruby: Just who the Underwhere ate the half of my sandwich?

*When she looked out the window it was discovered that it was Tiger Tabbitha in the Mothership who swiped the Half.*

Tiger: Thanks for the Sandwich, Judge RUDEY! *Takes a bite out of that half as the Mothership leaves topic.*

Judge Ruby: *Negatively upset* Yeah!! Sure!! Go on a Frikkin' head and take the half of my Dang Sandwich!! I "love" losing weight anyway!! *@herself* Grrr. To the underwhere with those cats. *Eats the other half along with the rest of her combo meal.*

*Her cellphone viberates as Ruby answers*

Judge Ruby: Hello? Hmmm another suspect? well, I'll be right there. *Hangs up the phone.* Summoned. again. *Puts her Lunch back in Rosalina's Fridge and flies out of the Topic*

*Officer Pete Jones runs to the topic to Rosalina, The Lumas, and The other COS Security Officers, with a frown on his face.*

Pete: *@Everyone in the Comet Observatory* Bad news, everyone. ... The Alien Cats have STOLEN THE PRISM STAR ROCK witch is the FLIPSWITCH GALAXY'S LIFEFORCE!! If we don't work together... It's Planets will continue to multiply and self destruct... JUST LIKE BUBBLES... ONLY MORE EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!

*All COS Security officers gasped as the Lumas became shocked.*

Comissioner Elmer Goomberton: The Prism Star Rock is Stolen??

Chief Louisse Pallets: This is Horrible.

Lt. Johnathan Games: Hey, He's the one who bought the *Koopa Kid roars* Rock. Why's it OUR responsibility?

Elmer: Games, learn to watch your mouth for once. We're keeping an eye on Lumas here and they are like children.

Johnathan: OOPS!! *covers his mouth* My bad?

Detective Hector Lewis: Well... Finally a new case...

*A Cat-raced COS Security officer, Stimpy, hears about the Stolen Prism Star Rock and runs to the Chihuahua-raced COS Security officer, Ren.*

OOC: Sorry to give Ren and Stimpy new occupations but sadly though... Their Cartoon show was permanently Cancelled. So... They Retired.

IC:

Stimpy: Ren, Didn't you hear what Pete was saying?

Ren: Yes! Yes! The Prism Star Rock is Stolen and the Flipswitch Planets are Multiplying and Self destructing like bubbles only louder. *@Stimpy* NOW LET ME EAT MY FRIKKIN' LUNCH, YOU IDIOT! *Eats the 1' Meatball Subway Sandwich, takes a drink out his Large Diet Coke and Belches then realize it's serious* THE PRISM STAR ROCK IS STOLEN!! *Takes a Nailed Club, Grabs Stimpy and attempts to Run out of the topic* FOLLOW ME STIMPY!! WE'RE GOING AFTER THE ALIEN CATS!! *Runs out of the Topic*

Pete: *@Ren & Stimpy* GUYS!! Wait For ME!! *Grabs a Nailed Club and Follows Ren and Stimpy*

Polari: I don't understand how the Flipswitch Galaxy can do this.

Rosalina: And why do we even care?

Twilight: Flipswitch Galaxy doesn't need to be expanded. It likes the way it is.

Polari: ...Since when is it living?

Twilight: By electricity.

*Outside of the Nursary, Fluffy appears sadly Putting her younger brother Tiger on a bench to get some rest. She Removed her Right clove off her arm, and removed her Long Boots off her Sockless Legs, and Rolls them all up into a Cushion and Puts it behind her brother's head. Then Fluffy removes her Cape off her Should (Lucky for her, Her Jumpsuit Top doesn't fall off her chest) and covers Tiger's Body with it like a Blanket. She puts ear Plugs in his ears. then kisses him in the Cheek*

Fluffy: Sweet Dreams, My little Onii-Chan. *Sits by her sleeping Brother and Watches Football on her Handheld TV*

A Luma floats up to Fluffy.
Luma: Why are you treating this place like your home?

*Fluffy turns off the handheld TV.*

Fluffy: *Sad;@The Luma* There is something I have to explain. ... My Little Onii-Chan and I have been banished from Planet Neko due to almost 3 Dark Prophecies of the Dark Grolokus that I have almost committed. Now because of this Banishment... I'll never get a chance to collect more Star Rocks, Meaning no chance of reunion with my beloved Bowser, Meaning no chance of Killing Princess Peach to become Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom. My life... Is Hopeless now! *Covers her three eyes again, sobbing her tears out.*