Neon City (Original)

Dark Darkrai:You shall all go down!

Landon:Watch out!

*Jumps into doopliselle to push her out of the way*

*Dark darkrai shoots a dark void at Doopliselle after*

*Dooplisselle dodges it*

Dooplisselle: *Flees and jumps on the highest point in Neon City* Well, there's only one way to get to him. MENTAL TELEPATHY. *Starts writing a note in her mind saying: "Darkrai, I want you to stop. I LIEK PIE. I LIEK PIE. AND STUFF!"*

Dark darkrai:Alright doctor..Im going to perform some surgery on you EAHAHAHAEHEHEH

Landon:Im afraid i wont let you do that.Do you have a doctors certifica...Gack..

*Dark darkrai stabbed Landon with a knife*

Landon:Aha..I got your..Joke..Haha..Funny..*Faints*

*Dooplisselle keeps writing in her head: It's the lyrics to the song "I LIEK BEER", Except replacing "Beer" with "pie".*

Dooplisselle: I LIEK PIE- This isn't working, right?

Dark darkrai:Gaahh..Im thirsty for blood!

*Dark darkrai leaves topic*

Dooplisselle: Whatever. It's still fun. *Continues writing the "I LIEK PIE" song in her head and sending it to Darkrai*

Landon:Im not...Dead..Yet...Ahh..Yeah..Now i am..Gack

*Landon is now dead*

Doop: This isn't working. *Flies out of the topic*

*Benika arrives in the casino. She noticed Akira, the rogue, playing the slot machine*

Benika: ..Akira, ya know if you gamble too much, you'll lose your money quickly.

Akira: What? No this one I'm playing is in Zen Mode.

Benika: Oh really? Then why are you trying to put the coins in the slot?

Akira: O_O Oh shoot! You caught me.

*Yuping enters the casino and goes to the slot machine*

Yuping:*HICUP*...Im counting on you mr 500 000 zeny bill!
*Yuping pops 500 000 zeny into the Slot machine.

*Yuping pulls the lever*

*All 3 slots show the sign: You suck,No refunds*

Yuping:How dare they?!..

*yuping leaves casino*

Benika: Yuping? But he just got here, does he have to leave so early?

Akira: Benika? Is that your boyfriend? He looks drunk.

Benika: I hope he's not thinking about driving!!

Akira: Why?

Benika: He could get killed.

*Yuping sees a man*

Yuping:Hey dude i need your car

*Yuping pushes the man to the ground and takes his car keys*

Yuping:*Enters car*Wheee!Yeah!*CRASH BUMP BOOM*

*And at the same time Landon enters the hospital*


Landon:Alright.Work time!

*Alice enters with Toniyo in her hands*

Alice:*Sniff*..Doctor...Is there anything you can do about him....*Cries*
Waaaaah!

Landon:There there..Dont cry..I'll see what i can do!

*Landon takes Toniyo and enters surgery room*

Landon:Whoa...Theese are some serious Burns....
*Landon leaves surgery room*

Alice:Well.Can you help him?

Landon:I need some help..If you help me there is a very small survival chance but it is larger than if i alone would do the work..

Alice:I'll try my best*Cries*

*Landon and Alice enters surgery room*

Alice:What should i do?
Landon:For a start you can put some ice on each of the burns..
Alice:But..His whole body is burned..
Landon:That's right..You need to cool him down.
Alice:Ok...I think...
*Alice starts spraying ice on Toniyos body*

Landon:Now it's my turn
*Landon takes body to X ray and scans*

Landon:Holy moly!There are burns on the inside too!But it is too dangerous to use Ice there..You might freeze his heart and blood..And that will be death..
Alice:THEN what can we do?!*Her hands start shaking*
Landon:Im not sure...But we just have to continue to cool on the outside..That way the burns on the inside might dissappear...
Alice:Im not sure i can do this...
*Alice starts spraying Toniyos body for about 10 minutes*
Landon:Let's check for burns..
*Takes body to X ray*
Landon:Hey..It seems they are all gone..He should be okay now..Unless there is something else..
*The heart beeping machine starts beeping like hell*
Landon:OH GOD!im afraid we froze him too much!His heart is about to stop!!
We must find a way to heat him and fast!!

*Sukon enters hospital*
Sukon:Did someone say heat??

Sukon:I did get a little firepower but it should be enough to heat this guy..

*Sukon puts a 0.5 inch Heat layer on Toniyo for 5 minutes*

Heart beep machine:Beep-------BEEP------beep----beep
Landon:Good god..Thank you..Now he should be safe..Let's hope for the best..
Alice(Prays):Toniyo..Im praying for you..Please be okay..

*Benika and Akira walks to dead Yuping*

Benika: AAAAHH!! O_O;; Akira, he's dead!! *gets Yuping up* He's totally D-E-A-D! I was about to tell him that I like him. -___-; Oh man, what will I do??

Akira: Well..... I don't know.

Benika: >_>; What do you mean? I need him. He's the funniest person I know.. Oh man, this is horrible.

*Meanwhile, Toniyo is resting quietly.*

Yuping:Im not dead yet...do you really think im stupid enough to do drunk driving..The car i was driving was the one outside the super market..The Toy one where you pop in a 100 zeny and then you can ride it for 5 minutes..Yeah..That was the greatest experience in my life...So..You said you liked me eh?

Benika: Yes but I don't like it when you drink beer. I'm taking you to Neon City Rehabilitation. You need to stop drinking too much booze. Look at you, you're drunk!

Yuping:Im..Not...Drunk...*Mega hiccup*

*Yuping falls to the ground*

Yuping:Ahaha!Fooled you!Anyways..Take me there..Carry me there

Benika: Sigh.. *picks Yuping up and takes him to the rehabilitation*

Akira: Hey Benika, wait for me! *follows Benika*

Yuping(Thinking):Wow..This is the first time i have been able to communicate with a female..And she even took me on a date..And now she's carrying me!How awesome isnt that?!..

Yuping:Whoop..Whoa....*Falls down*

Yuping:Owww..That hurt..Don't drop me next time

*Darkrai and Dooplisselle appear in the topic, on a hill, laying down. The Alfred Duo appear in the topic, not too far from them, but they can't see them*

Yuping:Ah..Screw this..I can walk on my own...*Falls*

*Landon enters*

Landon:Hey Yuping..What's up?


Yuping: ...

Landon:Hey!Talk to me!

Yuping: ...

Landon:Are you dead or what?

*Landon checks Yupings pulse*

Landon:MY GOD!He's alive!

Alfred: Hmm.. Where could some toys be...?

Alfreda: Let's look for little black toy!

*They go to search for Doop and Darkrai*

Landon:Oh my god...

*Takes out a gun and shoots Dakrai*

Landon:Ehehe..I thought you were evil....Sorry....-_-....

*Dooplisselle puts out a barrier that prevents the bullets from hitting*

Landon:Alright..I must go now..I think...Hehehe...Umm...Bye!

*Landon leaves topic*

Alfred: Hey! Have any of you seen a black toy?!