Dedede's Castle (Kirby)

Where the king of Dreamland lives. He has every kind of defense you can get.

*King Dedede and Escargoon are in the throne room*

King Dedede: I gotta call Nightmare Enterprises. Cuz I feel like orderin' a monster to take on that pesky Kirby!

Escargoon: Well hopefully it better not be that cheap. Last time you log on to Nightmare Enterprises all you got in return is a cheesy cardboard box with a poorly drawn monster on it.

King Dedede: If they try to rip me off, I'm cancellin' my membership!

*The salesman appears*

Salesman: Good evening De De De! You're llooking for a new monster?

King Dedede: You betcha. I need a monster that can crush and tear Kirby apart. Ha ha ha ha!

Salesman: We're all out of crush and Tear. How about Smash and Bash?

King Dedede: Close enough. Make the magic happen!

Salesman: Sending Monster!

*A Monster appears in the receivng pad thing*

Salesman: I introduce you to Box Boxer! This dog doesn't punch with it's hand as it doesn't have any, but it's ears can pack a punch!

King Dedede: Alright Box Boxer, lets see what you can do!

Escargoon: Uh... Uh...!!! O_O Why is it looking at me for?!

Box Boxer: *Grabs Escargoon and slams him in to the floor, then pounds him grabs him and throws him to the wall, then blasts him*

Escargoon: Ok, that's going to sting...alot..

King Dedede: Ha ha ha ha ha! I loved your style Box Boxer. If defeat Kirby for me, then I might give you a promotion!

Escargoon: Just as long as he doesn't punch me, I can live with it.

Salesman: *Reads big Book of CCRPG posts* Well, Kirby is away right now.

Escargoon: What? He's not in Dreamand? Where is he?

Salesman: Particpating agint several opponents in a tornement.

King Dedede: We're going to that stadium! Come on! *leaves with Escargoon*

*Box Boxer leaves the topic*

*King Dedede and Escargoon arrives*

King Dedede: How dare that swordsman try to help Kirby! I wish he is going to get crushed for good!!

Escargoon: You forgot that Box Boxer didn't have his own warrant. So you can't get him fixed.

King Dedede: But first I'm gonna try to buy a better monster. Make that two! *turns on the tv and logs in to Nightmare Enterprises* Hey! Salesman. Box Boxer got boxed by that swordsman!

Salesman: A swordsman? Interesting. How about this, to make up for the Boxer's slacking we'll give you one monster and a little potion you can give you that swordsman. Hahahaha. How about it Triple D?

King Dedede: I love it!! Send the monster in, and i'll pay ya double.

Escargoon: *whispers to King Dedede* pss pss pss.

King Dedede: Oh? *to the salesman* Still, i'll pay for the monster with this! *places a bag of money on the transfer machine...thing*

Salesman: Okay Triple D. Here you go.

*The Sack of money is trannferred and 2 items appear on the receiving pad. A little potion. And what appears to be A Cannon on Wheels*

Salesman: Let me introduce you to Shotzo!

Escargoon: *snickers* Shotzo? More like a tiny toy cannon!! *laughs out loud*

King Dedede: LAUGH AT SHOTZO THEN YOU'LL MEET MISTER FIST!!! *whips out his boxing glove with a K.O. on it*

Escargoon: O_O;;; By the way, I hired a dark assassin for ya King Dedede. I owe him money--

King Dedede: *Bashes Escargoon* You try to spend my money on someone without my permission?! I oughta make you a fried escargot for this!!

Escargoon: But he KNOWS him!!

King Dedede: Huh?!

Salesman: To get you 2 to stop arguing Shotzo is gonna show his stuff.

Shotzo: *Fires a tiny Bullet at Escargoon, it doesn't look like much but when it hits....Escargoon went through the wall*

Escargoon: X_X; Mommy...

King Dedede: You're hired! Now find and destroy the enemy! *whips out a picture of Karasz and Kirby*

Salesman: You do realize Shotzo has no arms. If you wanna use that potion on the swordsman you'd hafta do it yourself.

King Dedede: Well alright. *takes the potion and leaves topic*

Escargoon: *walks out of the castle wearing a spy suit* Where is that dark assassin?

Dark: *Appears in topic* I love being fashonably late.

*Shotzo leaves topic*