Dedede's Castle (Kirby)

LWB: AH!!! CRAZY SQUIRREL!!!

LWB runs back to the four way.

LWB: OK, SCREW THIS!!!

LWB takes out the gadget ad pushes a button on it. A worm hole appears underneath him and takes him back to the front of the castle.

LWB: Hmm, I didn't think that would work... Oh well.

LWB starts to head towards the throne room.

King Dedede: What... How did you get out of my dungeon..!? GUARDS!!

LWB: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!

LWB slams the throne room doors shut and places a post on on the shelves of the doors.

LWB: Now your going to answer me and your going to answer me NOW!!! Where is the page to the Book of Life!?

King Dedede: BOOK OF LIFE?! What are you talking about?! I don't have that kind of page you idiot!

LWB: Darn it, where the heck is it!? *Starts to look around, every so often knocking a post over with a pot on top of it.*

King Dedede: Hey! Lay off my stuff! You're going to pay for it if break something.

LWB: Yeah, well, what are you going to do about it, fatty? I just need the page and then I'll be out of here.

King Dedede: ..........Did you just call me "fatty??"

LWB: What, is that fat blocking off your hearing as well? Yes I called you A fatty!

King Dedede: Bah ha ha ha ha ha!! You messed with the wrong guy. Since you locked the doors shut in this very room, you're going to be eating those words when I crush you!! *gets out his hammer.* Say your prayers, scumbag!! *Slams his hammer on LWB.*

LWB dodges the hammer.

LWB: Oooo, you don't want to pick a fight with me! *Readies hammer brush.* Anything you can do, I can do better!~ *Slams the hammer brush across Dedede's face, sending him flying.* I can do anything better thatn you!~

King Dedede: *crashes into the wall* No you can't!! *Bashes LWB with his hammer again.*

LWB blocks the swing with his hammer.

LWB: Yes I can!~

*Dedede dodges and swings his hammer at LWB*

Dedede: No you can't!!

LWB jumps up into the air and comes falling down with his hammer aimed at Dedede's head.

LWB: Yes I can, YES I CAAAAAAAAN!!!~

King Dedede: Oh crud.

LWB's hammer smashes down on Dedede's head, practically sending his head into his body. LWB jump off and lands with his hammer brush over his shoulder.

LWB: Give up?

King Dedede: One of my guards got the page. But you'll never find it because there are dozens of them holding that stupid page.

LWB: What, you mean that weird looking one with the one peeper?

Meanwhile, Meta Knight falls under Sockie's control as DMK leaves the topic.

LWB: Well, fatty, am I right about Peeps?

King Dedede: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT YOU STUPID ARTIST! AND YES, IT'S IN THE DAMN PEEPER!!

LWB: Thank you!~

LWB removes the post blocking the door and walks out of the throne room.

Meanwhile, Meta Knight leaves the topic.

King Dedede: And if I see you barging into my castle one more time, it'll be your head!