Hyrule Castle (Legend of Zelda)

*Orrin and Gurnisson arrive near the castle, Orrin with 40 Halberdiers, 20 Marksmen, 10 Royal Griffins and 5 Crusaders, Gurnisson with 50 Hobgoblins, 25 Wolf Raiders and 10 Orc Chieftains*

Orrin:Gah, we're lost! And it's ALL THANKS to that %&$@ Necromancer!

Gurnisson:And that Overlord who took my city...

Orrin:Aye, and him. CONFOUND THEM ALL! Maybe we can seek refuge in yonder castle.

Gurnisson:Good idea. Let's go! Wait here, troops!

*Orrin orders his men to stay too, and he two commanders ride into the castle*

Orrin:Gurnis?

Gurnisson:Yeh, Orrin?

Orrin:Do you have a weapon?

Gurnisson:No...the Ballista's not portable...

Orrin:Bah, oh well. When we can recapture Sandflash, you can get a mace.

Gurnis:Sounds good.

*Link ties up Hypnokoopa*

Link: And let that be a lesson to ya. In a hands of an "amatuer" it could be dangerous ya know.

*Parakarry arrives and places mail in the mailbox. He flies away.*

*A Guard walks up to Gurnis and Orrin*

Guard:HALT! Who goes there?!?

Orrin:Orrin of Erathia, sir.

Guard:I see...*thinking*ERATHIA? Never heard of there before...*stops thinking*Who's the green fellow? Not an en enemy, I hope?

Gurnis:Of course not! I'm Gurnisson of Kreega! We're here to see if you'll let us stay here! Those %$^& Necromancers stole my city!

Guard:Humans and...whatever you are, living in the same city? Odd...

Orrin:Nay, they took my city too...

Guard:Oh...I'll go see the king. Anyone else with you?

Orrin:What remains of our armies are waiting outside the fields...but we are here in peace, and they will not attack unless you do so first.

Guard:Okay. Well, behave yourselves as I go see the king.

*The guard marches off to see King Whatchamacallit(I only ever played Link's Awakening DX and Ocarina of Time, so I don't know his name)*

The king is just a skeleton.

*Navi arrives*

Navi: Oh. I think someone forgot to bury the King's corpse. He died of an unknown cancer.

Emporer Sockie wrote:

The king is just a skeleton.

OOC:SOCKMAN, MAH BOI! How are you!

IC:Gurnis:*looking at Navi*What is it?!?*looks at Orrin*

Orrin:Don't look at me! I never summoned it! But...the king's...dead? Who in Enroth's the ruler then?

Navi: Princess Zelda at the moment. Nintendo is too lazy to come up with the new king.

Orrin:Oh...well, we should go see her, yes?

Gurnis:You humans and your dead kings...Erathia's king died, and this place's king is too.

Navi: Well at least you can talk to Zelda.

Orrin:Good point. To the throne room!

*Orrin and Gurnis ride their horses to the throne room, dismount and Orrin goes in while Gurnis guards the horses*

Orrin:Is anyone here?

Link: Who are you two? And looks like you aren't from Hyrule from anywhere.

Orrin:Yes, I'm Erathian and Gurnis here's from Kreega. You're an elf, I take it? Anyways, we come in peace. We merely need some space for us and our armies.

Zelda: I suppose you could stay here. And we're Hylians, not elves.

Orrin:Ohh...well, thanks. We will guard Hyrule stalwartly! GURNIS, TELL THE TROOPS THEY'RE ALLOWED IN!

Gurnis:*From outside*OKAY!

*Gurnis runs out and tells the troops, and they come in*

Crusader:So...where do we set up camp, sir?

Link: What is going on here?

Orrin:You see, we are rulers from a far-off land, Erathia.

Gurnis:I'm from Kreega, not your high-and-mighty Erathia!

Orrin:Yes, yes! Anyways, An undead knight rose to power about a year ago, and began attacking villages in all our kingdoms, using our dead to make an army. Suddenly about 4 months ago he declared war on all of us and his kingdom, Deyja, attacked us all. Most kingsdoms perished, and we were the last cities of our kingdoms to fall. We were close to each other on the map, and we banded together, took all our resources and fled. We took all our ships, after a terrible battle in which most of our soldiers died and some of our best resources were lost, and sailed away for Enroth, where I once lived, but we were beginning to run out of resources about halfway through the trip, and this place was the first land we saw, s we landed here. We had an encounter with white and blue-skinned fish people on our way here, but we made it. And so here we are. We mean no harm.

Link: Hmm... That is a serious story you told us here. And you have to thank the Zora for saving your lives. Perhaps we could help you guys out. We'll restore peace to your kingdom.

Orrin:Are you sure? The undead are huge in numbers, and they even have lethal Ghost Dragons...not to mention Dread Knights.

Link: I have dealt with undeads before, such as Redeads and Stalfos.

Orrin:Stalfos? Ah...the fish people spoke of them...from what I've heard they're rather brutish skeletal warriors. If you can handle a group of them single-handedly, you're evidently a skilled warrior. But I've no idea as to what a Redead is...

Link: Redeads are just zombies.

Orrin:Ah, you've faced them single-handedly too? I've a feeling you're much stronger than you look;where we come from, Zombies tend to be forces to be reckoned with, particularly the ones that wield weapons...have you ever faced skeletal mages or vampires?

Link: I don't know. Never seen them before.

Orrin:Ohh....ah, no matter. Shall we depart?