Smash Town (Animal Crossing)

Krittler:Ehh...*Turns hand into a hand scanner*

Oh...Benika*Points a Benika*Crunch*Points at Crunch* And Light*Points at...Oh you know this already!No?Well..Duh.Light.Points at Light*

Thats cool..Now..What do we do now?


Arcon:Yaaawnn....Sleepy....

Alice:oh. Right..That stupid Goopy bloopy disturbed your sleep..Didnt he?.Aww....*Goes home with Arcon and puts him in crib*

Krittler:*Follows Alice* *Whispers* ----Hey..Alice..How about a party?Im going to throw one...Since i just returned from my trip...And i want to Celebrate..

Alice:Ok...But not at my house..Arcon is asleep..

Krittler:Ok...Lets go somewhere else..

*Karasz, Benika, and Crunch returns to the surface*

Toniyo: Hey, what's going on there?

Karasz: Long story.

Krittler:Ah..I see there are more friends to introduce?Well then..

My name is Christop....


Alice:Shut it..He's my brother.End of story.

Karasz: S'alright.

OOC: Ya know, Homer is in Gameravision.

OOC:Yeah?And why do you tell me this??

IC:

Krittler:*Turns hand into hand scanner once again*

*Scans Toniyo*

Ah...You must be my sisters Husband.Nice to meet you.*Turns hand normal and Shakes Toniyos hand*

OOC: Para is Homer's Parasite Pet.

Toniyo: Interesting. So, what brings you here?

OOC:Ohh...Riiiight...Im going to go...Do stuff...Here

Ic:

Krittler:Well..Since i finished my Transformator trip i figured i'd go back and visit my relatives. And Alice is one of them.

Alice:Yep..Is true..

Krittler:Now Alice!Show me your training!!*Turns hand into a pad lock*

Alice:Oh come on!Im a grown up now!I dont need to train anymore!!And you cant make me!

Krittler:Listen Alice.We had a deal!You were supposed to become a master of lockpicking before i came back!Now show me!

Alice:Uh...Yeez..Ok....*Takes out a paper clip and picks the lock.The lock opens but she did way too much noise when she picked it*

Krittler:You failed Alice...You have dissapointed me...*Sigh*.....I dont want to do this but you have been a bad girl!*Turns hand into a whip* And for this you must suffer...

Alice:What?!No!What are you doing?!...Im your sister for crying out loud!!

Karasz: STOP!! *pushes Krittler*

Toniyo: *punches Krittler* IDIOT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY WIFE?! TRAINING HER TO BE A THIEF?!

Krittler:Listen.She is my sister and we had a deal Alice..Do you do this to someone you love?Would you abandon Toniyo if he needed you??No..You wouldnt!*Raises whip*

This will hurt..You know we had dreams togheter!!We were going to break in to...That place!You must remember!*Slashes whip on Alice*

Alice:Ahhhhhhh!!!*A large fricken whip mark comes on Alices Back*

STOP IT!!

Toniyo: NO!! *punches Krittler*

Crunch: Aw why did we just someone who is good turned out to be bad?

*Tom Nook grabs Krittler's whip and goes back into his shop to sell it*

Toniyo: Thanks Nooki'.

*Some Random Penguin byes the whipa and leaves topic and existance*

Krittler:Ok...You have been a bad girl..Punishment will continue tomorrow!And tonight im locking you up in your bed.With nothing but your diapers.And you must stay so for 2 days straight and no changing diapers.

Crunch: Sounds like a lousy brother.. Look Krittler, you can't do that to her! We're her beest friends, and no one is telling her what to do! If you don't like it, kiss my butt!

Toniyo: Yeah, jerk. *takes Alice away from Krittler* Come on Alice, we're not going to stand around here with your brother bossing you around.

*Tom Nook Gives a Resseted Game Boy to Krittler*

Krittler:Fine.Be that way!
*Handcuffs appear on Alices Arms*

Krittler:Did i tell you i can transform others?!

*Toniyos head turns into a donkey head*

Haha!

*Mr. Resetti pops up and shouts at Krittler*

Mr. Resetti: HOOLD IT!! HOOOOOOOOOOLD IT!! YOU JUST MADE AN ILLEGAL MOVE! DON'T LIE TO ME! I KNEW YOU HAD TO RESET! IF YOU RESET THE GAME, ALL YOUR HARD WORK WILL BE VANISHED FOR ETERNITY! YOU GOTTA SAVE BEFORE POWERING OFF!! IDIOT!! *calms down* Ok.. relax there. Don't pop out your blood veins. Alright, look, resetting is bad. And if you did that, you lost anything you worked for. Yes, I mean it. Like when you try to restart your computer while it's downloading, then all it's lost and it's your fault. Now what have we learned--

Crunch: *grabs the pickaxe from Mr. Resetti* Krittler, for the last time. STOP BULLYING YOUR SISTER!!

*Mr. Resetti's eye twitches at Crunch*

Toniyo: O_O;;

Karasz: TONIYO!!

Krittler:This is all for the Ideal!

Alice:...The ideal..I remember now...

YOU SICK SON OF A *******!!!HOW COULD YOU?!YOU DID THIS...BECAUSE YOU..YOU STUPID ********** ******* ****** ***** **** *********!!I DONT GO FOR THOOSE IDEALS ANYMORE!!HOW ABOUT YOU JUST GO AND ********** ************ ********!!!YOU WANTED ME TO LEARN LOCKPICKING SO WE COULD ROB THE ************* CANDY *************** STORE!!YOU STUPID SICK ******

Crunch: Hey Karasz, what's a ***************??

Benika: Ya know, I think Toniyo's donkey head is funny. But that's mean.

Karasz: Yeah.

Toniyo: Alice, stay away from your bossy brother. Please..

Krittler:Shaddup. Hey!I thought you got off swearing!...But swearing isnt as easy to get off as Smoking..You had quite a hard time with smoking..

Alice:Shut up Christopher. You have no right to tell my secrets or go on with your stupid ********* ideals..Im not taking part with you anymore!Get out of here and Make Toniyos head normal..

Krittler:Alice..Youve turned into a badass...

*Makes Toniyo normal then leaves the ******** topic*

Karasz: <_< Alice is the Master Candy Thief? She needs to stay on a diet.

Toniyo: Karasz, stop it.

Karasz: Sorry.

Toniyo: Alice, the candy stealing days are the past. So forget it. Oh yeah, um... I have a friend of mine who can improve the finest technology and power. Your ice powers, and your brother's fire power, would need a power-up. So... you wanna come?

Tom Nook: I will! I could discuss buisness with him and see if I could sell his machines. For a bargan.

Alice:I'll pass...I need to stay with Arcon..He cant be alone or he will...Get kidnapped...

*Enters house and then enters Arcons room and sits next to Arcon the whole night*

Toniyo: What kind of bargain?

Karasz: *taps Toniyo's shoulder* Ya know, I think Alice may be retiring from battling, since she has Arcon to have time with.