Smash Town (Animal Crossing)

Alice:You didnt know?

Toniyo: Yeah... But first, let me tell you about my old days as a fighting hero. Back in my day, there was this mystical Shy Guy named, Psi Guy. He is wise, and was one of our best friends. Karasz also like that guy.. even though he could get into trouble with him. You should've seen what he's doing! His psychic powers were amazing. Anyway, back to my side of the story, there is this powerful being known as Nega Koopa, who wanted to destroy the world. He first he wants to eliminate us.. But we prove them wrong. We can fight back, and seal Nega Koopa from existance. Take that you evil being!!... Ah.. the good old days as a noble swordsman.

Alice:That...Sounds....REALLY AWESOME!
But i can't listen more now.I need to go.

Toniyo: Ok hunny, don't be outside too long, ok? Oh wait, what are you going to do anyway?

Alice:First.Im going to go change my diaper.I haven't changed it for 3 weeks...It's gross..And then i need to track down this guy....

Toniyo: Who was that guy anyway?

Alice:Wait.*Heads in to the bathroom and changes her diaper and then grabs a couple of crackers*

He was..*Munch* He is some kind of freakish assasin who kills everyone and he has a high price on his head..Name was..*Munch* It was...Ehhmm...*Munch* Let me think..Oh right.Kunari was the name i think*Munch*

Toniyo: What?! Kunari?! Alice, don't you think that he was framed?!

Alice:You know him?*Munch*

Toniyo: Well Kunari did help Karasz in his adventures, like defeating Super Crystal and other foes. And I swear, he never killed innocent people on purpose.

Alice:Well..Its not my fault*Munch*
They put a price on his head.I go for him.Bye honey*Kisses Toniyo and then leaves the topic*

Toniyo: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! HE WAS FRAMED!! ....Oh man, she didn't understand me.

*Mario falls into the topic and crashes into Alice's house*

Toniyo: Uh.. UH...O _ O;;

Mario: Mama Mia.. *gets up* Where am I?

Toniyo: O.O;;

*A rock crashes into Alices house.It's size is Alice's house X 2 *

Rock:Ooof...I thought you said you would give me the right landing coordinates!!

Toniyo: Man, I wonder who framed Kunari?!

Mario: Uh.. I like to stay and chat, but I must go out and find more stars. *walks away* Huh? Hey, your house is destroyed.

Toniyo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *bursts out inappropiate language*

Golem:IM SORRY I THOUGHT I HAD IT CALCULATED!!!

Golarna: Well it doesnt matter..Didnt hurt too much..*Walks around in smash town breaking various trees*

Toniyo: What if Alice is in danger?!! *leaves topic*

Mario: I gotta go back to Luigi!! What if some Boos start to appear and scare him?! *leaves topic*

*Alice returns into the topic Holding Kuchinawa's head*

Alice:I caught him...I...WHAT THE HELL WHERE IS MY HOUSE?!

Golarn:Oh hey there lady.Im sorry i kinda crushed your house...*Does some magic that restores the house*

Alice:It's okay.

*Toniyo returns*

Toniyo: Huh..? How did it repair so quickly?... Oh well. *to Alice* So Alice, how did your bounty hunting go?

Alice:Oh.You been out?Well..Im going to center to cash in.Look!*Holds up Kuchinawas head which drips blood from its throat and a bit of brains*

Toniyo: Oh god.. O_O;; *vomits* Oh god.. Do you had to do that in public- *vomits again* That's nice and all.. but-- *vomits once more* Ok.. I think that's the last one for me...... Anyway... Nice work.

Alice:Relax.It aint all that gross...*Leaves the topic*

Toniyo: Hey! Where is she going?!! O.o;

*Alice enters the topic with the Wanted poster in her hand*

Alice:Hey honey.Now i need to capture some guy named Karasz because he is suspected of various murders.
Of course they wont do any harm to him if he is not guilty..

Toniyo: WHAT?! You're going to capture my brother?!! No wife of mine is going to sell my brother to some cheap prison!! I can't let you take my brother into custody!! I mean, he didn't do anything bad!!

Alice:They wont harm him. Unless he is guilty of course.
I promise he will return back safely!Trust me!