Destiny Islands (Kingdom Hearts)

The Large Body Heartless snarls and punches Wario.

*Wario kicks Large Body's sensitive spot*

The Large Body Heartless falls to the ground in pain when, suddenly, a Shadow Heartless grabs Kairi and runs off with her.
Kairi: SORA! RIKU! HELP!
Sora and Riku: KAIRI!

Wario: Come back here you swine!! *Chases the Shadow Heartless*

*There are three Happy Tree Friends characters, Nutty, Handy, and Toothy, as they're mining the crystals. Nutty thinks crystals are "rock candy"

Nutty: *sees crystals as lollipops* Ooooooooohh!! *laughs like crazy and bites it, breaking his teeth*

*Handy is frustrated because he couldn't use a pickaxe, due to his handless situation. Toothy seems to dig just fine.*

Sora and Riku also chase the Shadow Heartless. Meanwhile, another Shadow Heartless walks up to the three Happy Tree Friends and hisses.

Toothy: Ahh!! *accidently stabs Handy in the eye*

Handy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs around screaming, and trips on a pebble, which finished him by letting the pickaxe stabes through his brain.*

Nutty: Mmmm!! *keeps licking the crystal* Hoo hoo hoo ho!!

*Toothy just cowers. Meanwhile, Wario lunges the Shadow Heartless.*

The Shadow Heartless leaps onto Toothy. Meanwhile, a Soldier Heartless grabs Wario from behind.

*Wario throws Soldier Heartless to the wall. Meanwhile, Toothy gets killed by letting that Shadow Heartless rip a REAL heart from his chest, letting him die. Nutty doesn't care because he keeps gnawing the crystal.*

Riku tries to grab the Shadow Heartless, but fails. The Shadow Heartless then runs through a door. Meanwhile, the Shadow Heartless pushes the crystal down Nutty's throat.

Nutty: GACK! ACK!! *sufficating from the crystal, which stabbed his lungs* ACK!! COUGH-- COUGH-- Ha ha ha-- cough.. ah..r.... *dies*

*Meanwhile*

Wario: Oh great, now they're going to make her their maid for eternity, or worse.

Sora: Not if we have anything to say about it!
Sora and Riku run into the room, and though the Shadow Heartless and Kairi aren't there, there is a very creepy robotic creature that appears to be turned off.

*Wario enters as well*

Wario: Oh? What have we here? A big robot in the room?

Sora: You know, it sort of resembles some sort of Heartless...
Voice: That's because it's the world's first Artifical Heartless.
Vexen appears on top of the "Artifical Heartless".

Wario: Artifical Heartless?

Vexen: A Heartless that was built by the hands of...well...Heartless, I suppose.
Sora: Well, we'll destroy it! And where's Kairi?!
Vexen: For your second point, you won't live long enough for it to matter. For your first point...I think not.
Vexen snaps his fingers before teleporting away. The Artifical Heartless then activates and roars.

Wario: No tin-can can crush Wario!! *cracks knuckles.*

Sora gets his Keyblade ready while Riku gets in a fighting pose. The Artifical Heartless charges at the group.

*Wario smashes Artifical Heartless*

The Artifical Heartless grabs Wario's hand with a tentacle.
Vexen's Voice: Oh, and I forgot to mention that it's powered by the hearts stolen by the Heartless.

Wario: Oh yeah? I'm powered by garlic!!

*Wario made a massive fart explosion on Artifical Heartless.*

Wario: Pull my finger!

The Artifical Heartless roars and tries to shoot a black fireball at Wario, but Sora slashes it.

*Wario leaps up to ARtifical Heartless and buttslams on its head*

Artifical Heartless roars and swings at Wario with a buzzsaw.

Wario: *cap got sawed off* Nobody rips my hat apart.. *growls and beats up Artifical Heartless*

Riku and Sora also attack the Artifical Heartless, causing it to start cracking open.