Raposa Town (Drawn To Life)

LWB: Boos, thank you very much! I had a bad past with Boos, alright!?

Boo: Alright, you want me to leave? *leaves*

LWB: *Sigh.* Good, can't exactly trust Boos.

*Kunari and Akira arrives with their motorcycle.*

LWB: Great, now who's here?

Kunari: Don't be alarmed. We're friendly.

Akira: Actually, we're just looking for a place to live..

*Tooty is in the topic.*

Kunari: Since when did bears came to Raposa Town?

Banjo and Kazooie enter the topic.

Tooty: Hi Big Brother! What's up?

Banjo: We just came to see you, as not much is happening at Spiral Mountain.
Kazooie: What about Grunty returning?
Banjo: Well, we have no idea where she went, sooooo...

Tooty: Gruntilda's back? Banjo, do something before she'll do somethin drastic on the two of you! Or she'll need alot of life force for her new body.

Banjo: There's nothing to worry about. She's not com-
Suddenly, Gruntilda swoops down at Tooty and grabs her.

Tooty: SPOKE TOO SOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Kunari: OH MY GOD! THAT FAT GOAT JUST ABDUCTED A CUB!!

Akira: That's it. I had enough with Amber Alerts so... This is personal!! *Leaps from one building to another to catch up to Gruntilda.*

Gruntilda: Hello, Tooty, it's been a long time! By using a new machine, I'll switch bodies with you, so while you're just a skull, I'll be as pretty as a lime!
Banjo: That...uh...really makes no sense.
Kazooie pops out of Banjo's backpack and starts spitting out eggs at Grunty, who tries her best to dodge them.

Tooty: Kazooie! Wait! You'll take me down along with her too if you keep doing this!

Kunari: What? AKIRA!! STOP!!

Akira: *whips out the kunai* I can't--

Kunari: SHE'S GOT A HOSTAGE DAMN IT!

Kazooie stops spitting out eggs.
Kazooie: Stupid old hag...
Grunty: And now it's time I went back to my lair! If any of you follow, I'll turn you into a hare!
Grunty flies out of the topic with Tooty.

Kunari: That witch had alot of nerve to take girls away.

Akira: Yeah. This is just terrible. Looks like we have no other choice but to track that hag down and rip her mechanical parts out.

Banjo: She probably went back to her lair near Spiral Mountain.
Kazooie: And you two can tag along if you want, but don't expect us to slow down for you!

Kunari: Sure, we'll help you guys out.

Akira: Yeah, it's not like she installed high-tech security in there, right?

Banjo: Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that...
Kazooie: Let's just go pulverize the hag!
Banjo and Kazooie leave the topic.

*Kunari and Akira leaves the topic.*

LWB walks out from behind the mayor's house and back to the Mayor.

LWB: O... kay... So, how's about that page?

*A Waddle Dee holds up the Mayor puppet.*

Waddle Dee: *throws his voice to the puppet* Just give me a second please. I seem to lost my reading glasses.

LWB looks at the Mayor Puppet with a confused look.

Waddle Dee: Ok, fine. Author MetaKnight52595 is offline so I had no choice but to use this puppet to go along the plot. OK?