Raposa Town (Drawn To Life)

Dekuling: ...Screw it. I wadger...The Zing-Zom Bone!

Popo and Nana appear. I forgot that they are Zombies in Dekuling's party.

Dekuling: And Rabbit guy, don't you have Shen Gong Wu?

Sam: Max, if we can get the Zing-Zom Bone, we'll be able to free the two slaves.

Max: Right. LET'S GO XAIOLIN SHOWDOWN, BABY!!

*the background forms into a standup comic place... thingie.*

Max: Gongi Tampai, and hope to see you lose. you sobs.

Dekuling: Let's Go, Xiaolin Showdown, Gong Yi Tampai. ZING-ZOM BONE!

Dekuling uses it on Mari, turning her into his zombie Slave.

Dekuling: I order you to laugh.

Sam: That's a joke? That doesn't look funny! Max, he's cheating! SICK HIM!

Max: RAAAARGGH!! *Beats up Dekuling.*

Mari: *Monotone* Laugh.

Koopakirby: That's not laughing! I could even make a zombie laugh! *Breakdances on the head of a Crocodile, that eats him and burps really loudly* That's gonna hurt in the morning.

Mari: *Is sort-of effected, but the zombie-ness prevents her from laughing*

Max: I walk into the bar and saw a zombie and saw, EEWW was that your perfum? The zombie said "It's Undead 666: Satan's Edition." So I replied, "Satan's Edition? Isn't it the one that was banished from Heaven?" The zombie said, "So what? I don't give a rat's ass about it!" I even told him that the perfume was banned because of side-effects. "Side-effects?" he questioned, "What side-effects?" "The side-effects that made you devilishally stink!! PEE YEW!!"

Dekuling: I mean actually laugh. Don't say laugh. Go, "Haha".

Mari: *Starts to come out of Zombie-ness* Hmm... Laugh.

OOC: Quote: Dekuling: I mean actually laugh. Don't SAY LAUGH. Go, "Haha".

OOC: He said DON'T say laugh. Come on. She has to follow his EXACT orders.

Max: Knock knock!

Sam: Who's there?

Max: Whale.

Sam: Whale who?

Max: Whale look what the cat dragged in. The whale was a cat burgler all this time. Let's make him into blubber nuggets and give them to Blubb-Os as a big prank surprise.

Blubb-O: You're making fun of us... You want cash back?

Dekuling: ZING-ZOM BONE!

Dekuling makes his control stronger.

Dekuling: Now Laugh. DON'T say the word "Laugh", Say "Haha."

*Sam snags the Zing-Zom Bone away from Dekuling.*

Sam: Zing-Zom Bone! *Mind controls Dekuling* Now shut up and tell her to stop laughing.

But this can't happen, as it would trigger another Xioalin Showdown while there is already Another Xioalin Showdown happening.

Mari: The word.

Koopakirby: WORD! *Does a Rap dance with the crocodile*

OOC: ...

Dekuling: Say "Haha".

Nelson's voice: HA HA! You suck at life!

Sam and Max: *holds up a B'naaang* B'NAAAAAAAANG!!

Mari: H-COUGH!!!

Koopakirby: Well, we all know she isn't going to laugh for him....

Dekuling: Zing-Zom Bone! I order you to laugh before I kill you!

Somebody named Zing Zome Bone: HAhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

OOC: I know your not enjoying this. Ph33r the powah of loopholes.

OOC: Screw it.

IC:

Dekuling: ...I forfeit. Since this is rigged, I get to keep the Zing-Zom Bone.

Dekuling leaves the topic with the Zing-Zom Bone, Popo, and Nana.

*Mari follows Dekuling. BECAUSE SHE HAS TOO! Mari leaves the topic*

Max: *hugs the Seikei Pencil* I finally won by default! But no additional prizes though. I can't wait to draw biniki babes~

Sam: Yep, and the villain has a new--

*record scratched as Sam and Max looked at each other in a shocking way.*

Sam and Max: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! O_O;;;

Sam: What have we done?!

Max: We got the pencil and he got the girl!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!

Sam: It's our own mess that we let this happen to her, so we got to save her!

Max: We got a problem, and we're going to make a solution! *leaves with Sam.*

*Koopakirby leaves the topic*

*A wanted poster of Wilfre is on the bulletin board. Quickdraw checks it out.*

Quickdraw: What's this?

Eelie: Damn it! Get me out of here!

A Malivio tackles the glass creature.

Eelie: DON'T DO THAT!!!