Raposa Town (Drawn To Life)

Isaac: He wants the flour to be 80 coins? Well, it already is.

Serious Sam: ...This isn't working. *shoves the four dollars on Isaac's mouth and takes the flour, going to Cookie*

OOC: .....The Wheel of coincidence! (I actually though that was high).

IC:

Cookie: Oh thank you! Now i'll go bake! *Leaves*

Serious Sam: Ok, now... what's going-- *sees the Shadows* AAAAAAHHHH CRAP!! *pulls out his Assault Rifle* Good thing I'm prepared for serious combat. *shoots the Shadows down.*

Isaac puts the money in his cash register. The four dollars magically turn into 80 rapo coins.

*Sam and Max arrives with Mari. They're going to the mayor's house*

Sam: We got your daughter back.

The Mayor: From who?

Sam: Dekuling.

Max: The big Wu Snatcher, also a kidnapper.

The Mayor: Never heard of him.

Sam: ...Uh... Nevermind then. Say, mind if we stay here? We're moving our office in the village.

The Mayor: Sure.

Sam: Thanks Mayor. Just to let you know that most of our cases in the future are rather strange than you think.

Max: Like the Twilight Zone in reality!

*CUE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME SONG*

BEE NEE NEE NEE NEER NEER BEE NEE NEE NEE NEER NEER BONG DUH DUNANANAH

Max: Like so!

Sam: *chuckles* You crack me up, little buddy!

The Mayor: WATWUZZAT?!

...Anyways, Eelie crawls out of the glass creature and smiles.

Eelie: I thank you...

A Malivio kneels down and picks up Eelie and takes him out of the topic. The Shadows, however, continue to tear the town up.

Prof. Wyte: ... Why son?

OOC: How was it possible for Eelie to climb out of the creature? He was INSIDE it.

OOC: Plotholes. And the fact that most people don't like their characters being kept in a topic for forever and a day.

Zarenta: YOU STUPID HORSE!!

Baba Looey: Uh ho. Quickdraw? I think he's got critisism upon us.

Zarenta: Don't you even notice that Eelie is wanted for murder?

Quickdraw: ?? Wanted for murder? *cheekpalms in a shock* Tarnation! Why wasn't I told??

Zarenta: You didn't pay attention to the bulletin board, did you? Now I'll have to take him down myself, you stupid... *leaves the topic.*

The Glass Creature leaves the topic.

*The Mayor's telephone is ringing.*

Sam: I'll let you go for it, Max. I'm too lazy to pick it up.

Max: Cool! *picks up the phone* Hello? Oh hi Commissioner! Yeah? Hey, no kidding! Uh huh? You serious? I just won the lottery?! Oh thank the lord I'm rich!! Ok! Thanks.. Love ya. *hangs up.*

Sam: Is it a new case?

Max: He told us that there is a new secret recipe involved, and it must be protected.

Sam: Let's get to work! *leaves with Max.*

OOC: ...That makes no sense.

OOC: It means someone is trying to steal the secret formula. Mung is making a new kind of food that exceeds the normal tastes.

*Somehow Mari become un-hypnotised*

*Suddenly Rabbids swarm the topic, whacking people with plungers*