Desert of the Knaaren (Rayman 3)

Meta Knight: Do you know anyone else?

Kirby: Well, not really, but...

Meta Knight: Then where could we go to get help?

King Dedede: Hey! I know someone who can do that. I know the swordsman from earlier who can thrash the robots down! Set course to Copper Town!

Meta Knight nods and flies the Halberd out of the topic.

*Sarina, Hal, and Jeff arrived in an unfortunate situation.*

Hal: I told you we should get a map!! Now we're stuck here!! Where are we?!

Jeff: I..think we're in a hot desert.

Sarina: What? Jeff, do you know where Blossom Town is?

Jeff: No, I haven't been there.

Sarina: I should've given you directions there..

*Lamont, riding the Skull, enters the topic*

Lamont: (GOTCHA!) Sarina! Something has happened...er...Karasz needs you!

Sarina: Sorry, but I'm not part of the prophecy...

Hal: But we need water.

Jeff: So..... Let us be or I will hurt you endlessly.

*The spying Knaaren watches.*

Lamont: (Oh come on...how can I-GOTCHA!) This has nothing to do with the prophecy! Dark that extremely genius yet (ugh) horrible person has managed to make Karasz a slave of his again!

Sarina: I'm not buying it.

Hal: Oh come on. Stop lying! Karasz is doing a good job there. Nothing stands in his--

???: Suck her brains out.

*The Knaaren jumps out and punches Lamont away.*

Sarina: Ahh!!

*The Knaaren kidnaps Sarina and runs off.*

Sarina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Jeff: Whoa. Was that a hunter? *gets stomped by another Knaaren, which follows the first Knaaren.* I'M F**KING DYING!!!

Hal: O_O Holy @#$%!! Don't die on me! I'll get the car, and we get her back!! *grabs Jeff and gets on the Skull*

Lamont: Don't confuse my motorcycle with a car!

Skull: Unidentified driver. *the driver's seat heats up until is is impossible to sit on*

Hal and Jeff: YAAAAHH!! *jumps off the Skull.*

Knaaren: This girl is tastier. Let's eat every single organs from her body!! Her brains are even chewy!!

Jeff: I'M DYING! AAAAAAAAHH!!

Hal: Jeff, we discussed this earlier. Say it! You're gonna be OK!!

Jeff: Mehh...

Hal: SAY THE GODDAMN @#$%KING WORDS, "YOU'RE GONNA BE OK!!"

Lamont: *Skull's seat instantly cools down, and Lamont on Skull rides after Knaaren*

*The Knaaren with Sarina heads into the cave. Another Knaaren pounds Lamont.*

Lamont: *stabs the Knaaren and follows the one with Sarina*

*The Knaaren locks the front door, which is made out of stone.*

Sarina: Wha...what are you going to do to me??

Knaaren: *smiles evilly.* Oh, you are just about to find out!! *does something horrible to her that I can't reveal yet.*

Sarina: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OOC: It's not rape. Stop it.

Lamont: *smirks and hits a button* TAKE THAT! *fires three missiles from Skull at the door*

Knaaren: We're done with her. You can take her.

Sarina: Oooh... *rubs her belly* I can't believe that... thing made me...

Andre: *in Sarina's stomach* YOU IDIOT!! THIS ISN'T GLOBOX!! No matter. I'll have to find a way to control you to get my revenge on my enemy!!.. Wait a minute!! NO!! HER BRAIN IS TOO CUTE!!! ARGGH!!!!!!!!

Lamont: You okay and ready to go?

Sarina: Ok.. I-- *sees Lamont's Ying-Yang Symbol* GASP!!! Dark!!!!

Hal: Dark?!

Jeff: OOOOOOFFF!!

Hal: *shouts at Jeff* YOU'RE GONNA BE OK!!!!

Jeff: I'm ok... I'm ok, Dark..

Hal: Correct.. *looked at Jeff with a wtf look* What?

Sarina: Get away from me!!! *pulls out her Heart Wand and blast Lamont away.*

Lamont: *glares* I was hoping this could be peaceful. *grabs Hal by the neck and holds him in front of one of Skull's gun barrels* You can come with me now, or I can shoot him and track you down and DRAG you to Master Dark.

Sarina: .... Fine...

Hal: OH NO!!

Jeff: Ooof...

Hal: WHAT DID I SAY?!

Lamont: *takes out a Life Shroom and lets Hal see it before throwing it far away* Something about Jeff being okay, wasn't it? Now, Sarina, perhaps you should get on the bike...?

*Sarina gets on the Skull.*

Jeff: Ooof!!!

Hal: We'll try to save you, Sarina!! Don't worry!! (Oh god, Toniyo and Karasz are going to kill me..) *runs towards the life potion.*

Lamont: *rides the Skull out of the topic with Sarina*