Desert of the Knaaren (Rayman 3)

Jeff: Hurry..!! I don't wanna die!! OH GOD! Blood is coming out!

*Hal grabs the Life Potion and goes over to Jeff. He used the Life Potion on Jeff, recovering him.*

Jeff: Whoa. That's more like it. Thanks. But why can't you save Sarina? Now Dark is going to kill her.

Hal: @#$% Dark! KARASZ IS GOING TO KILL US! AND SO IS TONIYO TOO!! We gotta save her before he'll--

Jeff: Say "rape" and this forum is going to be rated PG-13. *leaves the topic with Hal.*

*The Rabbids Submarine arrives. The captain and the co-captain are not good at steering.*

Co-Captain Rabbid: Blah dah bah dah bah!

Captain: Huh? BLAH DAH BAH BAH BAH-- *Sees that they're about to crash* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

*The submarine crashed as Makoto and Sekai flies out of it. The two are now in the Knaaren Cave, but they're seperate..*

*Sekai's eyes are opened.*

Sekai: Where are we..? Makoto? Makoto!! Oh no, where are you?

*The Knaaren spotted Sekai.*

Sekai: Ahh!! AHH!!

Knaaren: That girl's flesh is tasty... Let's cook her up to please Gumsi.

*Sekai screamed very loud.*

Meanwhile, Gumsi is playing Wii Sports.

*The Knaaren takes Sekai and fainted Makoto to Gumsi.*

Knaaren: We bought the prisoners who trespasses our.. Your highness, what are you doing?!

Gumsi: Playing Wii Sports. Duh.

Knaaren: Can I play?

Gumsi: NO!

Knaaren A: I'll be your best friend!

Knaaren B: We captured the trespassers who entered our kingdom, my King.

Sekai: Let me go!!

Makoto: ...

Sekai: Makoto, please wake up!

Gumsi: Throw them into the slave mines.

Knaaren: Yes Master. *does so to Sekai and Makoto.*

Sekai: Makoto, please.. wake up....

Sekai: I gotta get out of here.. *picks up Makoto and sneakly walks off.*

*Pookas are hopping across in front of Sekai.*

Sekai: Oh god, this is a nightmare.. Even if these red things are cute-- AHH!! *Ducks*

*A Fang flies above Sekai.*

Sekai: I wanna go home... ;_; *Sniff*

*Gold Ghosts are scaring Sekai*

Sekai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Runs away while holding Makoto.*

*As Sekai flees, Thwomps fall down, but misses.*

Sekai: Ok.... I should be safe--

Knaaren A: Hey, my dad is stronger than your dad!

*Sekai hides in the shadows.*

Knaaren B: No way! My dad is stronger than your dad! I've heard his friends say he can even pick up a dog!!

Knaaren A: OH YEAH?

Knaaren B: YEAH!!

Knaaren C: ARGH! Would you guys just please stop talking about your dads!?

...

Sekai: I think the coast is clear. *comes out.* Oh no!! *hides again*

Knaaren D: Hey, what do you get when you cross a brain and another brain?

Knaaren E: How is that even make sense?

Knaaren D: I don't know.

Knaaren E: EPIC FAIL.

*10 minutes later... Sekai comes out with Makoto and she's almost free.*

OOC:

Karasz wrote:

Knaaren E: How is that even make sense?

Knaaren D: I don't know.

Knaaren E: EPIC FAIL.

The guy that said: "How is that even make sense?" Didn't make sense, thus, HE is the Fail.

Sekai: Ok.. It's safe.. *takes Makoto outside.* We made it!! *pulls out her cellphone* Now to call Setsuna to get us out. Oh fiddlesticks, there's no signal!!

The Filler Monster breaks a way out for Sekai.

Sekai: There it is... The exit... *weakly moves while holding Makoto* Hang on.. Makoto.... we're..... almost ther... ah... *falls down.* I..... can't.. do it.



*A figure sees Sekai and Makoto and picks the two up. He leaves the topic.*