Copper Town (Original)

King Dedede: Escargoon, I'm too busy to answer my cell. *gives his cellphone to Escargoon, and bashes Kirby with his hammer* HAH!!

Escargoon: Hello?

Salesman(On phone): Tell Dedede that Shotzo never was defeated.

*Kirby dodges the hammer*

Escargoon: *whispers to Dedede*

King Dedede: BU HA HA HA HA!! Sorry Kirby, but your luck with Shotzo failed! He will never be defeated, ever!!

Kirby: But he 's not even...

*Shotzo enters topic and rams into Kirby*

Kirby: OW!!

Mary: Holy...

King Dedede: I told ya!! Now you're doomed!!

*GIR walks up to Shotzo and continually asks it annoying questions*

GIR: Why is my head so big? Can I have some tacos? Why do you have spikes? Who's that pink fella?

King Dedede: WILL YOU STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS?! *whacks GIR away with his hammer*

Mary: That's animal cruelty!!

King Dedede: So?!

Mary: I'm reporting this to the police.

Escargoon: Do that, then you'll be sorry.

*Two Waddle Dees point their spears at Mary*

*Meanwhile, Zim is trying to contact the Almighty Tallest on his giant screen*

The Tallest appear on the screen.
Red: *Sigh* Conquered that...one planet yet?

Zim: Not yet, but perhaps today will be the day of the Irken Invasion! Or the next day, or the next day, or so forth. But it WILL be today! I have installed the mighty cannon that will obliterate the planet. I got it under control-- WHAT THE!?

*the Rabbids are beating up the cannon*

Zim: O_o; NOOOOOOO!! GET OFF MY CANNON YOU BARBARIC BUNNIES!!

Rabbids: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *throws plungers at Zim*

Zim: Ha ha ha, you think you're much more intellegent than I?

*The Rabbids start laughing at Zim*

Zim: SILENCE!! *Shoots the Rabbids with his raygun; to Tallest Red* Like I said, everything is under control! ^_^

*Meanwhile*

King Dedede: I'm giving you a count of five to surrender to us, Kirby. No excuses!!

Mary: And what if he fails?

King Dedede: Then it's hammer time!!

Mary: *angry* That joke is so old!!

Purple: What are the disgusting rabbit things?

Zim: Earth bunnies. I should've called pest control!! *zaps the Rabbids* GET OFF FROM ME YOU FILTHY VERMIN!!

Red and Purple just sigh.

Zim: Anyway, I'll report to you when my mission is complete, and/or I'll tell you what went wrong. This is Invader Zim, signing off! *logs off* GIR! We must resume our--

*The Rabbids demoished the cannon*

Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Karasz and Co. arrived.*

*Just wondering if Ayato and Karasz Jr. are still in the group.*

Karasz: Didn't know I had a new neighbor.

*Meanwhile*

Mary: Look, why don't you end this already?

King Dedede: Hey shut up girly!! It's Kirby I want!! So I'm makin' pink pancakes for breakfast!!

*GIR turns into SIR mode and beats up King Dedede*

King Dedede: THIS DOG IS TOO MUCH!! RUN!! *flees with Escargoon and leaves topic*

Mary: *To GIR* Hey, thanks for beating up that creep. He's the one who tried to ruin Gameavision. So, he got what he deserved. Anyway, thanks. I gotta get back to the company. Larrity needs me. *leaves topic*

Toniyo: So.. Karasz. When did you get new neighbors?... And why were you involved of the murder?!

Karasz: What? Murder? What on earth are you talking about?

*Zim walks out*

Zim: GIR! RETURN TO THE BASE IMMEDIATLY!!

GIR: Okay!

*GIR runs into the house*

Meanwhile...

???: My murder. What is your name? It's the least you can do for killing me.

*D. Tective appears*

D. Tective: Something isn't right here...

Zim: We have ourselves a spy next door. A spy who helds a big ugly sword thingie!! And we can't let him know that we're aliens and robots in disguise! You almost exposed our secret!!

*Meanwhile*

Karasz: Uh........... OK!! OK!! MY NAME'S KARASZ, AND I SWEAR I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MURDER!! SOMEBODY SET ME UP!! I SWEAR!

GIR: Can I have that taco now?

???: Oh, you didn't kill me, don't worry, Karasz...I was sent to kill you.

*The Ghost's teeth sharpen. The ghost blinks and it's eyes suddenly become all black. It stops floating and lands, and becomes solid again. The hair turns black, and two large Bat-like wings sprout out of the Ghosts' back. The Dress turns dark red and it rips every here and there.*

???: *flies up into the air* Let's 'ee wut ya' got!

Karasz: It's the demon of Copper Town!!! Toniyo, we gotta stop that ghost!! Guys, head for safety!!

*Benika and Co. heads in Karasz's house*

Toniyo: *whip out Power Sword with Karasz* Come on, let's defeat that beast!

Benika: I forgot that Yuping was waiting for me. *leaves topic*

*Arcon enters the topic*


Arcon:Dad is here..I wonder where mommy went..

Karasz Jr: Cousin Arcon!! Get in the house! It's not safe when the banshee is here!!

Toniyo: Demon, who are you?!

Arcon:Ehh..Ok...Who are you?*Gets in the house*

Karasz Jr: I'm Karasz's son, junior! And, this is my brother, Ayato. We're your cousins.