Castlevania (Castlevania)

OOC: How am I supposed to know that!? I don't own the game and I try my best with the info I've got, darn it!

IC:

Aya then grabs her pistol and points it at Kanden's "forehead."

Aya: Recover from this.

Aya pulls the trigger... but no shot is made. Aya checks her gun and realizes she doesn't have any bullets.

Aya: Damn it!

OOC: You could have searched for an image of Kanden.

IC:

Kanden grabs Aya by the throat and starts choking her.

Aya: *Thinking: Damn, of all the times I can't use my powers... I need a miracle, just this once!*

A piece of the ceiling suddenly falls on Kanden, trapping him undernearth.

OOC: Falling ceilings solve everything, from Mephiles to Kanden.

Aya gasps for air and looks at the rubble.

Aya: He had it coming...

Aya stands up and walks away, heading to a door.

Kanden stays buried underneath the rubble.

Aya heads through the door and enters... the Clock Tower.

Light Alex aims his palm at Death. A beam of light is blasted from his palm and hits Death, doing more damage.

Death is blasted into a wall. He starts to float upwards, but falls down.

Death: I will not be defeated so easily! Slogra, Gaibon, we depart!

Death disappears with his scythe.

Alex turns slowly towards Slogra and Gaibon.
Slogra: Uh... YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
Slogra leaps out the window.
Gaibon: I suppose it is time for me to leave as well.
Gaibon flies out the window as Alex lands and turns to normal.

Death reappears in Dracual's Throne Room.

Death: Damn those mortals...

...

Yoko: That was amazing Alex!

Julius: Indeed...

Alucard: ... This might change Death's plans.

...

Aya looks around at the gears and the bloody spikes on the ground.

Aya: Whoever owns this castle is sick in the head.

She starts to climb the stairs and attempts to jump from gear to gear.

Alex: Enjoy it while you can. I really don't do that a whole lo...
Voice: HUZZAH!
Balrog breaks through the ceiling and lands on top of Alex, knocking him to the ground. However, Balrog doesn't seem to notice. Balrog looks around, and upon seeing Yoko, Julius, and Alucard (but not Alex), fishes out the picture of Alex that Misery took from Morbul.
Balrog: Hey, people! Have you seen this guy?
Alex sticks his hand out from between Balrog's legs and wags his finger, trying to indicate "no".

Yoko notices this.

Yoko: Um... Nope! Never seen him!

Julius: That's a new face to me.

Alucard: ...

Alex's hand gives a thumbs up and goes back below Balrog. Meanwhile, Misery teleports in behind Balrog and sees Alex under him.
Balrog: Well, his name's Alexander von Koopa, so tell me if you see him!
Misery: Uh, Balrog?
Balrog: See, Misery and I are supposed to kill him!
Misery: Balrog?
Balrog: I mean, it's nothing personal, but we were ordered to.
Misery: BALROG!
Misery whacks Balrog over the head with her broom.
Balrog: OW!
Misery: You are standing on him!
Balrog jumps to the side and notices that, indeed, he was standing on Alex.
Alex: You could stand to lose a few hundred pounds.

Julius and Yoko run up to Alex. Julius readies his whip and stands between Balrog Misery.

Julius: We won't let you harm an allie of ours!

Misery: Well, that makes things different. I'm going to look around the place, Balrog. And when I come back, they had all better be cold, dead carcasses. Kapeesh?
Balrog: Well, uh...
Misery telekinetically grabs Balrog and lifts him into the air.
Misery: I SAID, KAPEESH?
Balrog nods vigorously. Misery then drops him.
Misery: Good.
Misery teleports out of the room.

Julius: Yoko, get to safety!

Yoko: Oh no, not this time! Alex is my friend too and I'll fight along side him til' the end! Besides, we have to make sure you don't get yourself killed!

Julius: ... Heh. *Turns to Alucard.* Going to join us?

Alucard: If the situation calls for it...

...

Aya manages to finish scaling the first room but sees that the second room is even worst than the last.

Balrog flies into the sky and shoots missles at everyone.
Alex: Holy shi-...
Alex quickly dives out of the way of a missle.

Julius and Yoko do the same. Julius lands right in front of Alucard.

Julius: Do you think the situation calls for it now?

Alucard: ...

Alucard unsheaths his sword.

Alex leaps into the air on top of Balrog and stabs him repeatedly. Unfortunately, this does not kill Balrog, or even hurt him that much. Meanwhile, Misery appears in a random room of the castle... which happens to be Dracula's throne room.

Alucard jumps up and stabs Balrog in the gut, but since this didn't work for Alex, this doesn't work for Alucard.

Balrog: That kind of tickles!
Alex: Well, this is embarrasing...
Balrog blasts Alucard in the face with a missle, blowing the unfortunate Dhampir into a wall.

Yoko casts an ice spell at Balrog.

Various ice crystals appear on Balrog and he is slightly slowed down. He then shakes Alex off and tries to tackle him, but Alex quickly leaps out of the way.
Alex: Luckily he's a slow moron, because otherwise I'd be dead.
Bat: Yeah, and even more lucky that you're a fast moron.
Alex punches the bat in the face.

Julius throws holy water on Balrog. The flames somehow freeze upon toucing the ice crystals.