Ask Alex

I party. I hate vegetables.

Can I marry your grandmother?

After Julius Caesar was murdered did everyone sit down and have a Caesar salad?

Karasz: Who do you think you are, a gender-swapped version of Anna Nicole Smith? Besides, Alex doesn't even know if he has a grandma (in the RPGs, of course).
Zec: They had a Brutus salad. They changed the name later because it wasn't as catchy.

Are you going to keep looking at the Dojo even when it's revealing all of the hidden characters and such?

I AM THE DOJO!

What time is it?

You mean right now?

What's under my bed?

Who is the inventor of fire and the wheel?

Where's my wallet?

Karasz 1: Chuck Norris.
Karasz 2: Yo momma.
Karasz 3: I have it.

What killed the dinosaurs?

They realized you existed.

Can I wish for a wish that was wished but instead get a wish that was wish was wished?

Tuesday.

What's your most famous of quotes?

If I told you, your ears would explode from the sheer amount of awesome put onto the page.

Try me.

And get sued again? No thanks.

How come Pac-Man eat so many Pac-Dots?

What happened to the Puppy-Nunchuks?

I hate to do this but...

Well, they were sold out and was replaced by ninja stars that are made out of gerbils.

Then buy gopher-chuks. (Couldn't resist.)

Karasz 1: He's a binge eater.
GBA: I replaced them with UBER-Puppy Nunchuks way back when, thankyouverymuch.
Karasz 2: Since you don't know me, English teachers would hate what you just said, and the topic title says "Ask Alex", your answer is stricken from the record. Oh, and... *breaks your neck, then mauls you* Sorry, old boy, but you answered a question. And that I cannot allow.
LWB: Hey! Here's an idea! Eat broken glass! Come on, it'll be fun! You know you want to!

Who is the worst member at this forum?

If I said you, you'd edit the topic title. So I'd have to say Karasz Chaud.