Ask Alex

If you were and Oscar Meyer weiner, what would you do?

Who put the bop in the bop-shee-wop-shee-bop?

What is 8-348085?

What is your favorite number in the alphabet?

Do edit wars suck?

Oh look, it's over five questions.

When will Colonel Zadok the Huntmaster and the Huntsmaster have a battle?

It wasn't over five questions. There were only five. I asked one, KK asked 4.

Sockie: If Zadok enters Cloverfield, yes. The Huntsmaster has a tendency not to travel unless he needs a new supply of food.
Zec: Count better.

What is your opinion on this panel?

It's fake. Batman would be making out with Robin, not drowning him.

What is your opinion on this cover?

It reminds me of this old Sunday comic series. One of the arcs was that the Penguin's mother was coming to visit him.

Was she basically a crossdressing version of him?

Pretty much.

What are the chances of there being a plot that brings together every character in the RPG?

I refuse to answer any of this.

Sockie: Very, very low.

Do you think if one actually got started, it would be cancelled by Karasz for a stupid reason?

Most likely.

Is my future Duplidemon plot about as far as someone can get to that?

On Boo Mansion, the Last Ones plot attracted almost everyone and their mother. I'd say it came closer, but it's saying something when even I can't make a plot that brings every character together.

Since we're on the subject of plots, what can I do to make mine better?

Am I really TUZL, or am I an imposter?

Reeka: Which one?
TUZL: You asked a stupid question. You're definately real.

Who killed Mufasa?

Are you the real Alex, or an imposter?

I thought we asked the questions?

I guess mine in general, but since I still have no clue where I put that paper we'll just say Kamara's plot since it's still going on.

Sockie: This one lady at the zoo who was in front of the lion exhibit, displaying a lion-skin rug to a bunch of kids. It's important to note that the lion wasn't in the exhibit.
TUZL: Both.
Reeka: Well, when I figure out that a plot has come down to "a bunch of guys want to take down some villain", I try to make the villain more interesting with a character study, a look into their head/personality, etc.