Ganon's Tower (Legend of Zelda)

Homestar: Alright, tough guy! You're going to join the Homestarmy!! *barges in the castle.*

Zaffiro: NO, WAIT!!

Moblins surround Homestar.

Homestar: Hello! Have you seen a guy named Ganondorf?

*Zaffiro jumps in and hacks the Moblins away.*

The Moblins tackle Zaffiro.

*Zaffiro stabs the Moblins.*

The Moblins run off.

Zaffiro: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!!

Homestar: Nice victory cry. Can I have it?

Ganondorf walks into the room.
Ganondorf: What is your business here?

Zaffiro: Well.. *Zaffiro tells Ganondorf the whole story about what happend.*

Ganondorf: So you want me to help you?

Zaffiro: It's for the sake of our world.

Ganondorf:...Fine. But I'll probably try to kill you after we're done.

Zaffiro: Don't count on it.. *leaves the topic with Homestar.*

Ganondorf leaves the topic as well.

Maleficent appears.

Maleficent: Where could he be?

Ganondorf re-enters the topic.

Maleficent: There you are...

Ganondorf: Who are you?

Maleficent: My name is Maleficent, and I've come to tell you about a plan of mine...

Ganondorf: Then speak.

Maleficent: You see, there are things called Keyholes...When you find a keyhole, you can get to the heart of that world...When my minions, called the Heartless, devour the heart of a world, that world is destroyed...And a new one can be built upon it. A perfect world, which you rule-Partially under my command, of course.

Ganondorf: Hmm...an intriguing offer. I shall help.

Maleficent: One More thing-There are 8 Princesses of Heart, which, if there Hearts come together, form the final keyhole-Which leads to Kingdom Hearts, the ultimate power in the universe...The Princess of Heart from this world, whom I assume you know, Zelda, has already been captured by my Heartless.

Maleficent gives Gannondorf the ability to command lesser heartless.

Ganondorf: Well, that settles it. I'll work with you.

Maleficent: Excellent.

Maleficent turns around.

Maleficent: Oh, I almost forgot...If a you find a boy carrying a Key, kill him. He has the power to lock Keyholes.

With that, Maleficent disappears into a portal.