The Boneyard (Original)

Changeling: Don't let the hypothetical door hit your butt on the way out.

Jeno: (....He's on to me, isn't he?)

Changeling pulls some parts out from a junk pile and works on assembling another robot.

*THe boney cage falls on Jeno*

Jeno: What???! No!! Let me out of here!

In a puff of logic, the boney cage is changed to a mechanical cage, because (for the fifth time) there are no bones or dead people of any sort in The Boneyard.

*Dark appears in the topic*

Changeling keeps working on his robot.

*Dark walks next to Chengeling and whispers into his ear*

Dark: *In a demonic voice with lightning in the backgrond* BOO.

Jeno: How long I'm going to be here? I must get out of here..

Changeling turns to Dark, an irritated look on his face.
Changeling: What?

Dark: Bye. *Grabs Changeling and throws him a few feet away* I need to see the man in the Cage

Changeling gets up.
Changeling: What man in the cage?

OOC: Changeling doesn't even know Jeno's there. In fact, he thinks Jeno left.

Dark: A man in a cage. You were in my way. But for being the one millionth person thrown around in CCRPG, you win this prise. *Gives Changeling a Tic-Tac*

Changeling crushes the Tic-Tac in his hand, then turns into Dark.
"Dark": OOH! Look at me! I'm some annoying spirit thing with several issues who likes throwing people around for no reason and giving them breath mints!

Dark: You should run now.......

*The scene goes blank. You see sveral bursts of Evergy in the blackness. Then The Lights turn on with "Dark" badly beaten and Dark with his back turned to the camera. A Japenese symbol appears in the background. Then Dark stabs "Dark" several times with his Tenticles and kicks him away*

"Dark" heals himself.
"Dark": You backed yourself into a corner with logic. See, if, as you said, I should have run, then your author would have stopped the post there to give me the chance to. However, as you he did not, and I was assaulted regardless, you are therefore a hypocrite. Not that I'm surprised.

Dark: I not going to waste my time with you. *Dark teleports next to Jeno's cage*

"Dark": And yet you were.

Jeno: Oh great.. You just had to get yourself in the cage.. But can you get us out?

Dark: Um...I'm not in the cage. But I can get you out. *Picks the cages's lock with his tenticle*

*The cage is unlocked.*

Jeno: Well, I have to say you have style.

Dark: Yes. And sense i'm so nice, why don't you eat this? *Gives Jeno a Black Apple diguised as a regular apple*

Jeno: Hmph.. Thanks. *eats an apple..* ...Wait... Something's wrong here!!!!

Dark: Heh heh heh! Yeah something's wrong! Now that apple will make you my Demon Slave!

Jeno: I just.. trusted you... but now you're... using... *tries to fight back, but his eyes are red* Grrggh.... What have you done...!?!