The Boneyard (Original)

Karasz Jr: I dragged you here because you weren-- Oh forget it. You just don't care.

*The Robot Guards knocked Benika out.*

Benika: Urgggh.. *faints.*

Robot Guard: Should we make her our slave?

OOC: Wait... weren't robot guards grabbing Benika? Or do physics mean nothing to you?

IC:

Alex: Exactly.
Alex drags Karasz Jr. out of the topic.

OOC: Edited my post. I'm sorry.

Changeling: WHAT DO YOU STUPID GUARDS NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT "KILL HER"? Two simple words and you can't even figure out what they mean!

Robot Guard: OK! OK! Jeez. *stabs Benika, killing her.* There, are you happy? Now do we get paid?...Nah just kidding.

Changeling, mumbling to himself, gets back to work on his robot army.

*The Robot Guards assist Changeling.*

Due to the lack of a delicate touch on the robot guards, the pieces Changeling was working with shatter. Changeilng turns to the robot guards, crosses his arms, and taps his foot angrily.

Robot Guard: ...Riiiight.. I'll be going then. *leaves with the other.*

*Somehow, Benika managed to survive when the robot stabbed her "can of tomato soup.*

Benika: ...Wuha... (Oh no, I'm still here... I gotta find a way to sneak out of this.) *sneaks out of the topic.*

Changeling grabs the robot guards.
Changeling: You stay here and get punished.

Robot Guard: No! I don't wanna!

Changeling: It doesn't matter if you don't want to. You still have to.

*The Robots disassemble themselves.*

OOC: Hold on. When does Hazel make her appearence?

OOC: When I feel like it.

IC:

Changeling doesn't care, as he can simply make more.

OOC: Oh alright. Guess we'll see her later.

The Kusuzu Atom, Shroud of Shadows, and Reversing Mirror fall in front of Changeling, who quickly grabs them.

OOC: The Xaiolin Monks got the Reversing Mirror.*

OOC: Well then...

IC:

The Kusuzu Atom, Shroud of Shadows, and Sapphire Dragon fall in front of Changeling, who quickly grabs them.

OOC: No one saw anything.

OOC: Cool. The Sapphire Dragon is even better.

Changeling: I have no idea what two of these things are, but I certainly remember one...
Changeling uses the Shroud of Shadows to turn invisible, then leaves the topic.

Changeling arrives back at the Boneyard with his five Shen Gong Wu and looks on Wikipedia to find out what all of them do.

Unfortunately, a nerd with no life has vandalized the Shen Gong Wu page on Wikipedia so that there's nothing but the word "DONUT" on it.

Changeling is unaware of this, so he thinks all the Shen Gong Wu are named "Donut" and do "Donut".

Changeling points the Kusuzu Atom at a junk pile. Before he can yell "Donut!" the atom activates and the junk pile gets blown to... well, atoms.

*Dark appears wearing a mask so Changeling won't recognize him*