Bone Town and Anti Castle (Super Mario)

*Dark Raven flies up to Giga Bowser*

Dark Raven: You have two choices. Join us, and you can destroy Mario and Luigi-Luigi, in which, we have already captured-and Peach will have to marry you. Or two. You are destroyed mercilessly.

*Anti-Benika sneaks up behind Benika without her noticing*

Benika: Wuh!? *sees Anti-Benika* AHH! A DOPPLEGANGER! *punches Anti-Benika* There can be only one Benika in this world.

OOC: What are Benika's powers/weapons?

OOC: Good question. Her attacks are:

Triple Punch
Fire Kick
Holy Punch
Earthquake

*Anti-Benika's leg sets on fire as she kicks Benika*

Giga Bowser: Um....Who's Luigi?

Giga Ludwig: Gee, there's something I dunno.

Giga Roy: Isn't he the one with the mushroom Cap?

Giga Wendy: No, she's the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom!

Giga Larry: Isn't he the Head of the X-Nauts?

Giga Lemmy: Isn't he the King of all boos?

Giga Morton: I without a doubt, say he's the one who loudly yells "Mustard of Doom!". But I prefer ketchup myself.

Giga Iggy: Now I remember! That's the species that invaded the Past Mushroom Kingdom!

Darkm Raven: I believe you call him, "Mr. Greenie".

Giga Koopalings: OH.......

Giga Bowser: Sounds tempting, but I already married Peach.

*Benika slams her fist on Anti-Benika, damaging her.*

Dark Raven: It wasn't official. Count Bleck isn't certified as a Priest.

Meanwhile...

*Anti-Benika slams her foot on the floor, creating an earthquake, and drawing the attention of other Bones, Antis, and Crows*

Benika: *uses Earthquake, creating a crack below Anti-Benika, which falls her in* Amatuer.

Giga Bowser: *Smirking* Fine. I'll help you out.

*Anti-Yuping Grabs Anti-Benika and saves her. Anti-Yuping uses a spell on Beinka that sends he flying backwards and into a wall*

*King Boo and 14 Boos appear in Anti-Castle*

King Boo: No, i'm not Boolossus. But I signed your Contract.

Benika: That's impossible! My husband is in the darkness! How did that thing copy him?!

*Drybeard appears with his crew and point their swords at Benika*

Drybeard: ARGH!! I hate stowaways who tried to barge into our new castle!

Benika: Oh no... I failed.. *knees down* Go ahead.. Do your worse...

Dark Corvo: We did not think you were Boolossus. We just put Mr. instead of King.

*Dark Raven holds up a contract, Signed By Dark Raven, Dark Corvo, King Boo, Queen Anti, King Bones, and Drybeard.*

Dark Raven: Sign by the others, please.

*Giga Bowser signs, then the Giga Koopalings sign*

Drybeard: Yarr. *signs in* Perhaps I'll use this lassie to be my "cabin girl" She'll swab the poop deck for me. He he he he he he.

*The Contract Dissapears. Pirates, Boos, and Koopas enter the topic*

Dark Raven: I'm thinking of Expanding our Kingdom. Where do you think we should attack?

*Random Antis, Bones, Pirates, Boos, and Koopas start murmuring, "Onett"*

Drybeard: Hmm.. I don't know..

Benika: Let me go you creep!!

Drybeard: If you don't swab my deck, you'll walk the plank!!

Giga Bowser: Let's claim Onett, we can rename it "Bonett"!

*All my Characters look at Giga Bowser*

Hammer Bro: Why not just call it "Bowser City?"

Giga Bowser: Okay, Bowser City works! I vote for Onett!

*The Rest of Bowser Baddies agree*

*Everyone else agrees*

*Some Antis, Bones, Pirates, Boos, and Baddies leave the topic*