Bone Town and Anti Castle (Super Mario)

Drybeard: Oh, and I should've brought my second mate.

Benika: What, your mother?!

Drybeard: ...*sobs* My mama died from getting shot by rogue pirates...

Benika: OH.

Drybeard: Now, as I was saying.. *goes to dungeon.* Hmmm.... Il'l pick.. *points at Luigi* HIM!!

Luigi: M-m-me? What do you need me for?

Drybeard: You will be my second mate, as you will dump the coal into the boiler engine that powers my ship. If I see you make a mistake, you'll walk the plank with her!

Benika: WHAT?! I get the blame too when he screws up?!

Drybeard: I can blame whoever I want Lassie.

Luigi: Mama mia.... *Walks to Drybeard's Side*

*Drybeard takes Benika and Luigi to his ship, which is on Toad Town Docking Bay*

Drybeard: All aboard to set a sail! *sails the boat out of the topic*

*Kammy floats into the topic on her broom*

Kammy: Mmm! I never knew this would eventually happen! Now, first things first, I must find his gnarliness and congratulate him!

*She floats over to the castle doors*

Giga Bowser: *Notices Kammy* Hagginator! Glad you could make it! Now go with Iggy and Lemmy to capture Onett.

*Giga Lemmy and Giga Iggy leave topic*

Koopa Troopa: What about capturing the Princess?

Giga Bowser: Gwa ha ha ha! We're so powerful, we'll claim every place and force her out!

Koopa Troopa: What?! I thought you always wanted to kidnap Peach!

Giga Bowser: I do, but if she's in Koopa territory, it'll be easier!

*Kammy leaves the topic*

*Karasz and Co. and a group of Toad Mercenaries arrives in a TOP-SECRET Military base.*

Toad Soldiers: *loads their firearm.* Lock and load, baby.

Toad General: Alright men, you came here just what you have been trained for. The battle for our kingdom is the upmost importance. Some of you will survive. Some of you are not. But those fiends that took over our castle will regret the day for turning our kingdom for happy mushrooms into a kingdom for barbaric mutants. If you get injured criticaly, we have a medication tent, and you have to stand on the healing pad to recover. The infinite arsenal tent will give you a dozen of ammo if you're running out of bullets and stuff.. Any questions?

Toad Soldier: Sir, what if they destroy the tent?

Toad General: Don't worry, Private. There are still more. You should thank the mushrooms for this. *shows the pictures of Bone Guy and Anti-Guy* Now, as you can see, these are your enemy. They also allied with strange birds and one of Bowser's minions. Anyway, when you destroy the Bone Guy, just run. They'll regenerate. Period. Now, the Anti-Guy can copy our stats by shape shifting. But the disadvantage is that they can't change back into something else. So fight fire with fire, I always say. Any questions?

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Toad General: Excellent. Now, we go to WAR!

*The military, including Karasz and Co. are heading to Toad Town.*

Toad Soldier: ALRIGHT! READY?!!

*The soliders prepare to get ready*

Toad Solider: FOR FREEDOM!!!

*The military shoots the hoard of Anti-Guys and Bone Guys.*

*Light and Koopakirby appear*

Light: We're ready!

*Meanwhile, Giga Roy steps on the Toad Soliders*

Serious Sam: The big cheese is mine!! *blasts rockets at Giga Roy as Trang uses Fire Explosion on Giga Roy*

Giga Roy: .............I thought I felt somethin'. Oh well. *Stomps more Toad Soliders*

Giga Ludwig: Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu! You think you can beat us? Think again! *Pulls out a Gigantic Koopa Trooper Ray gun, and shoots it at some Toad Soliders, turning them into Goombas*

*A fleet of Drones and a couple of Doomships appear in the topic. The Drones target the Gigas and fire lasers at them, causing small stings of pain than an ordinary attack would do.*

*The Goombafied Toads fled away*

Toad Soldier: DODGE THE BEAM!

Trang: Karasz, what are you waiting for! Use the headband!!!

Karasz: I was going to. *wears the Headband, giving him extra power and slashes Giga Roy away, damaging him.*

Giga Roy: My toe! You'll pay for that! *Breathes fire down at Karasz*

Giga Ludwig: Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhu! *Fires the Koopa Troopers at the drones, turning them into Bullet Bill Blasters*

*A group of Drones suddenly fly around Ludwig, attempting to distract him*

Giga Ludwig: Hmmmm, what?

Giga Morton: You forgot about us, so now we will destroy, dismantle, battle, kick, punch, defeat, rid of, assimilate-

*Giga Larry covers Giga Morton's mouth and slashes the Drones*

*Karasz slashes Roy's sunglasses, destroying them.*

Trang: EAT LIGHTNING!! *creates lightning on both Larry and Lemmy*

*But Karasz is not big enough to hit Giga Roy Sunglasses, and Lemmy is attacking Onett with Iggy*

Giga Roy: *Steps on Karasz*

Giga Larry: BLADAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGDIDIDIAG! END TRANSM-

Giga Roy: This isn't Lemmy's land.

*Karasz stabs Roy's foot*

Karasz: You didn't realize I still have a "pointy" object.

*A quarter of the Drones are destroyed, but more come and fire lasers at the Giga Koopalings.*