Grimace's Lair (Original)

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But alas, these thunderbolts are fudge pudding-scented.

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:02 pm

Grimace grabs Mr. Blik by the neck and lifts him up into the air.
Grimace: Who gave you the authority to decide which of my brothers and sisters leaves?

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Mr. Blik: But this isn't the way you treat your brother like this!

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:04 pm

Grammar Nazis slap Mr. Blik.
Grimace: Quite right.
Grimace pulls out a knife.
Grimace: This is the way I treat a brother who tries to usurp my position as the substitute father of this family.
Grimace cuts a hole in Mr. Blik's chest.

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Mr. Blik: YOOUCCHH!! *gets away from Grimace* WHERE'S THE BANDAGE WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!! Oh wait. *placed a big bandage on his chest.* There, I am completely fine.

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"Granny" Hagitha turns to Grimace.

"Shall I destroy of him, brother dear?"

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:09 pm

Grimace: Go ahead, sister. Terminate him with extreme prejudice.

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Mr. Blik: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *grabs Waffle and runs out of the topic.*

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Hagitha jumps up and down clapping before taking her broom out of her apron pocket and hopping on.

"Granny" Hagitha: Away I shall fly, and destroy him I will!

Laughing insanely, she flies out of the topic.

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*Makoto brings Sekai back, but he was holding her hand.*

Makoto: Where is Brother Blik?

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:10 pm

*The Angry Sun/Time/Star Godess Wephiles (Who is always part of the Plot. in fact EVERY MUSHROOM GOD is.) Enters the Topic at the front gate. and two Mad Doctors block her.*

Doctor: You here to join our family?

*Instead of Listening, Wephiles Spawns 2 Angry suns, sending them to burn two Doctors alive, Killing them, But then she revives one of them with holy Magic*

Wephiles: *Angrily Aims her Smite Gun at the Doctors* Young Doctor, In order for me to let you go, you have to lead me to Grimace so I can SMITE HIM TO THE UNDERWHERE AS CONSEQUENCES!! *Thunder strikes over her*

*The Doctor Did what Wephiles Asked and Wephiles Blackmailed every other Doctor with her Smite gun to Back Away on her way to Grimace's gas room Gate which is blocked by two Doctors.*

Wephiles: *Angry* Now, In order not to be smited you must open the Gas Room Gate!

*The Doctors did what they are blackmailed to do. And suddenly, The Doctors lead Wephiles to Grimace.*

Doctor: *@Grimace;Frightened* Uh... Boss? uh... I was Blackmailed by the SUn godess to lead her to you, and she's very pissed about your Scheme.

Voice: *@Grimace* My daughter wastn't the only God Ticked, Grimace.

*Shino the Great, the Mushroom God of the Sun, Twilight, Time, Stars and Elements, Came to the Topic on Wephiles's side along with his other Daughter, Universa, and their Both also Angry.*

Shino: *@Grimace;Angry* Give all of us one reason why we cannot smite you for turning these people insane against the Gods' wishes! RIGHT NOW!!

Three Doctors walk up behind the trio and whack them with random blunt objects. The three gods fall over and faint.

Kotonoha: ...Well, that was pointless.

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Lunk: But I find it funny. HAW HA-- *sees Makoto holding Sekai's hand.* What the?!

Tad: Relax, it's just sibling relationship!!

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:16 pm

Kotonoha growls at Sekai and Makoto.

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Tad: What? You don't like it when a brother and sister holding hands?!

Crunch: What's the big deal? It's normal!

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:19 pm

Kotonoha: ...That's not the reason...

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Hazel-Naut: Then what is it?

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:28 pm

Kotonoha: It's nothing...

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Tad: And where is the other stupid cats?! They better come back here!!

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:32 pm

Kotonoha waits.

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Hagitha flies back to the lair and walks back to where Grimace is.

Hagitha: *to Grimace* I set fire to their home and shrunk them down to the size of mice for disobeying you, dear brother.

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*Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffle arrives in their normal sizes. They're really angry at Hagitha.*

Mr. Blik: I hate you, Grandma....

Sekai: *sees Gordon.* (They got him too..?)

Mr. Blik: *to Sekai* And that's how you capture a fat cat. Top that.

Sekai: Oh just leave me al--

Makoto: *picks up Mr. Blik* Say you're sorry to Sekai, NOW.

Mr. Blik: O_O

*Makoto glares at Mr. Blik.*

Sekai: I can't believe you stood up to me, Makoto-Kun.

Makoto: Say it, or Hagitha will burn you again.

Mr. Blik: NO HO HO!! *sobs and talks to Sekai* ALRIGHT! I'm sorry I called you a disgrace to the family!! And I'll never call you a disgrace anymore!!

Sekai: ...Ok, I forgive you.

Mr. Blik: Nrrgh.. *walks away as Sekai hugged Makoto.*

Sekai: Thank you.

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:22 pm

Kotonoha clenches her firsts.

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Mr. Blik: *to Kotonoha* Believe me, I'm just mad as you are. *walks away.*

Subject: Re: Grimace's Lair (Original) Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:26 pm

Kotonoha walks up to Makoto and Sekai and yanks them appart.

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Makoto: Huh?!

Sekai: What?

Waffle: Want me to give you the tour, new brother of the Happy Family?

Gordon: *sighs* I suppose.

*Waffle gives Gordon the tour.*

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