Hagitha's Lair (Original)

Picture a beautiful moonlight beach, with water clear and blue... now picture a gigantic rocky cliff of death just north of the beach. What's at the top of that cliff, you ask? Why it's none other than "Granny" Hagitha's Lair; a tall, twisting stone tower that pierces the dark foggy sky. Instead of having her Lair spread out and maze-like, Hagitha has built room on top of room on top of room, until the roof of the castle which holds a large cursed chest.

Each dark and dingy room is covered in cutesy decor, old skeletons, and now-tattered tapestries of kitties, diseased ponies, and other such cute-stuff.

Centuries ago, Hagitha was defeated by a group of heroes who sealed her away inside a magical box that lies at the top of her tower.

...And yes, she's pretty peeved.

Random Mad Doctors enter the topic.

There is a sign post conveiniently placed next to the random Mad Doctors.

The Mad Doctors that can read... read the sign.

Sign Post: Well I say, the name's Phillip Board! Hagitha's Lair is right up that cliff, just follow the path!

There is a path that winds up the cliff north of the beach.

The Mad Doctors that can't read rev up their chainsaws and charge at Phillip Board.

So he hops away.

Those Mad Doctors give chase while the rest head down the path.

The magical leoplurodon appears in front of the Mad Doctors chasing the sign post and starts singing at them.

The path is rather winding...

The Mad Doctors continue to rev their chainsaws.

The Mad Doctors, being insane and slightly tipsy, don't seem to notice and think they're walking in a straight line as they traverse the twisting path.

The magical leoplurodon keeps singing at them.

The other mad doctors reach the front door of Hagitha's Lair; which is very tall.

The Mad Doctors turn to each other, pull out gas canisters, and stare at the Lioplurodon.

The Mad Doctors chainsaw down the door.

So the Leoplurodon leaves... again.

The door was open anyways, and it leads the doctors into Hagitha's foyer, which is covered in old musty skeletons and tattered taperstries.

There is also a stair case leading up.

The Mad Doctors continue chasing Phil Board.

The Mad Doctors go up the staircase.

But Phil Board never was here.


The stairs keep going.

Instead of doing something like chasing Phillip Board, the Mad Doctors run around in a circle.

The Mad Doctors keep going as well.

The staircase keeps going too.

One of the Mad Doctors trips and falls off the staircase.

Well that's not good...

Did I mention that the staircase keeps going?

The Mad Doctor gets up, perfectly fine.

A pink bunny playing drums walks by the Mad Doctors.

Harvey hops up to the pink bunny, not realizing how similar he is to the bunny.

Since I'm getting tired of posting about how long the staircase is, I'm just gonna say that the Mad Doctors make it up to the roof, where there is a large, black chest adorned with rubies.

The pink bunny stares at Donnie Darko's rabbit monster thing Harvey.

The Mad Doctors grab the chest.

In that case the 1944 anthropomorphic rabbit known as Harvey hops by and kicks the latter Harvey in his pants.

...

That's one big ol' chest, not to mention it's bolted to the ground.

The Mad Doctors are stronger than regular humans and, working together, can yank the chest out of the ground, bolts and all.

In that case, there would be a large hole where the chest once was that makes all of the mad doctors and the chest fall through while unfitting polka music plays.