Viktor Von Koopa's Lair

This a Top secret base once belonged to Victoria's Deceased Father Dr. Victor Von Koopa who died in the Chemical Accident which destroyed the Base. Now that Victoria abandoned the Koopa Klan, Especially who blood type younger Brother Ludwig (Blames him and her stepfather Bowser for her Mother's Death), She Found ROBert wrecked apart, and After she Rebuilt him, Her Step Uncle Powser decided to Join her and they rebuilt the Lair Together, installed the Anti-Villain-and-Bad-Guy Security System and Victoria decided to make the Science Lair a home of her own, Promising People of the Mushroom Kingdom that She will find the way to protect the entire Mushroom Kingdom.

(Written By Toon King 2. I split one of his topics, which was this combined with Toad Town Tunnels)

*In the Master Bedroom, Victoria Von Koopa appears lying down on her bed, feeling depressed. Then suddenly, ROBert came into her bedroom carrying a Breaded plate topped with Tomatoe sauce, Cheese, Red Peppers, Pineapple, Canadian Bacon, Sausage and Pepperoni in a Box that he bought at Polly's Pizzatropolis. He opens the Box and gets closer to Victoria.*

ROBert: <Pizza, Vicky?>

Victoria: *Depressed* I'm not hungry; You eat it?

ROBert: <I'm a R.O.B.; I have no Stomache! I mean this is your favorite childhood topping. Is there something disturbing you? We are both detectives also along with Powser as well as Scientists. We can even detect each other.>

Victoria: *Sad* Well you see, ROBert, It must've been the lawsuit I filed against Fluffina. I mean Fluffina wasn't in any evil ways the first time I met her (Six years ago), especially after saving my tail from the teenagers who were treating us women like objects, which is very Rude according to my senses. *sighs* Maybe if I bring her the "Bowser Jr." She gave birth to, we might even become friends again.

ROBert: <If you're talking about Steroid Tabbitha who is the Nekonian Kitten-Spiked Koopaling Mixed Breed that I met earlier, he's at he orphanage right now Playing Amazing Island in his Bedroom on his Gamecube.>

Victoria: Hmm...

*Later... at the FOyer...*

Victoria: ROBert, Powser and I are going to the Orphanage setting Steroid up for the Reunion with his Mother.

Powser: You stay in this Lair and Guard it. Make sure Not even a NOID goes near it to destroy our Pizza!

ROBert: <You can Count on Me!>

*Powser and Victoria Leave Topic as ROBert puts the Box containing the Whole Pizza on the Table.*

ROBert: <Even if the Noid DOES go near it, I already created special security Robots to go after it anyway!>

*Suddenly, the electricity Blacked out (as Victor Von Koopa's Lair is still Located in the Toad Town Tunnels) as Powser enters the Topic once again, but tries to enter the Lair, but the only way to go through the door is to say a Top secret password, but now because of the Blackout, he's locked out permantly for a while.*

Powser: ROBert!!

*ROBert walks to the other side of the Security. and looks through the slide window*

Powser: Did you forget to pay the Electric Bill again when Victoria asked you to?

ROBert: <No, I already paid the electric bill this month to the Mushroom Electricity Corp.. Something is *Koopa Kid Roars* around with our Power. Powser, Why not you look all over Toad Town Tunnels and check it out.>

Powser: Good Idea, Buddy! *Folds up Bowser Jr.'s DNA Test Sheet and Puts it in the pocket of Powser's Shell* I'll be back, ROBert. *Leaves Topic*

ROBert: <And don't slow your *Yoshi Wah's* down! 'cause the Pizza is getting as *Koopa Kid Roars* Cold as *Thwomp Oomphs* Ice!! *sigh* Excuse my language, Duke; We R.O.B.s don't swear normally! *Walks to the Pizza and Scans it* Nope! Still not cold!>

*The Pizza Theif appears and steals the pizza. He flees*

*before the thief flees, ROBert Directly shoots the Pizza Thief do to the character unregistration. and ROBert takes the Pizza Back*

*Both Powser and Victoria re-enter Topic right outside the Lair*

Victoria: Powser, You got Lightning breath, right?

Powser: O_O; ... Oh! yeah! I have forgotten all about that!

Victoria: Why not you aim it at the Security door, that way we'll get our Power Back? Fantasy keeps casting us under her tricks.

*Powser did so, and suddenly, Victoria was right, the Power was back on and they Bothered Entered the Lair.*

The Noid appears in front of ROBert and smashes the pizza into oblivion. He then runs off.

Several people then trash the Lair.

*That will not happen. The Anti-Villain/Bad Guy Sirens glare as The VK-Series Security Robots Chase after the Noid. Suddenly, a Not-so-Bright Brainiac, Dr. Bunhead, comes in with a Huge Box of Pizza hidden behind his back.*

Dr. Bunhead: Noid Trouble, Lady Von Koopa?

Victoria: Yeah! And quit calling me "Lady", Bunhead! I'm no longer Royal!

Dr. Bunhead: Well, anyway, what you really need is a special breaded dish. *Shows the Box, the Pizza inside the Box and the Box's logo* From DOMINO'S. *Gives the Pizza to Victoria*

OOC: Yep, it turned out that Bunhead bought the Pizza from Domino's Pizza the Whole Time.

IC: Victoria: Thanks. I needed that.

Dr. Bunhead: But there is also something I like for you to help ME with.

Victoria: And what was that, Bunhead?

Dr. Bunhead: I'm being sued by a British Bartender for Doing Science in his Pub numerous times. And if the Judge say's I'm Guilty, I have a fear that all of the Scientists will be Banned from england.

Victoria: What do you want me to do about it? *Looks around the topic* Why is Everyone trashing my Lair!?

Actually, it already happened, so this, it does happen. MWAHAHAHA~

*And Suddenly, the Lair Has been rebuilt and cleaned up. This time, Victoria Installed the Defense System, the same type that she installed in Peach's Castle.*

Victoria: I didn't even realize why people of Zec's have trashed up my lair. Do those people racize Spiked Koopas?

Dr. BunHead: Or do they Racize Scientists like the British Bartender?

*Powser and ROBert just don't have a clue*

Several Ghosts phase through the walls.

Voice: No, I'm simply bored and want something to do.

The Noid runs back into the room, eats the pizza, then runs out of the topic.

*The Domino's Pizza did poison the Noid before he left Topic.*

Dr. Bunhead: Odd. I thought The Domino's Breaded Dish was indestructable against the Noid. That's why I got my NOID REPELLENT (out of Beer and Pepper and Salt and Gasoline and Poison I made at the Pub).

Victoria: *@Dr. Bunhead* ... Whatever *@Voice* And just who are you?

Voice: ...Author Zecronno. Duhs.

Dr. Bunhead: Maybe nonsense, but it's a better introduction. If you all need me, I'll be at the London Courthouse! But first... Is there a lawyer around this Universe that I might need to get some help?

Victoria: If you're talking about Senior El Destructo or Travis the Nerr, their in the Court asteroid of the Detention Galaxy. And what do you mean by "Nonsense", Bunhead?

Dr. Bunhead: For example, the RPG Authors Control their own Characters, I didn't know the Author can BE a character. Cheerio! *Leaves topic*

Victoria: *@herself* Actually, there are already alot of Authors that are characters. I mean I met Toon King 2 and he's also a character besides author.

*Powser is about to head out carrying his folded up Chess table*

Victoria: Where are you going, Powser? And what are you carrying?

Powser: Just my latest invention; The Gamble-Chess Machine. And I'm about to test this on Bullet Bill at the Casino. So I can train... FOR THE GAMBLE-CHESS TOURNAMENT!!

Victoria: *Headslaps* Powser, we've been over this; Gambling will get you into total disaster and Chess is not for gambling in the First place. Remember the time in Duckberg you tested that machine on Scrooge McDuck?

Quote :

*At the The Past Powser Remembered in Duckberg, Powser already PWNed Scrooge McDuck in the game of Gamble-Chess. Powser grabs a big bag of dough and Folds up his chesstable and turns off power. and suddenly...*

Past Powser: *@Scrooge* Well, You know what they say... "Check Mate!" Smell you later, "Screwey McD!ck"!

Past Scrooge McDuck: *Enraged as Hell;Aims the Shotgun Cane at Powser* I... Am... NOt... A... D!CK!! *Shoots-to-miss at Powser to Chase him out of Duckberg* SOMEBODY!! STOP THE HORNS OF BOLTS!!

Powser: So? Scrooge went totally insane which started our huge fight... which is why we both ended up in the Institution Galaxy.

Victoria: Powser, You are the one who started the fight, because the "sername" you gave him, like "Screwey McD!ck", has pissed him off. You're both damn lucky I made enough Coins to bail both you and Mr. McDuck out. Look, Powser, I love Gambling and I appreciate it, but too much of it can get you into alot of trouble. Now where's Bowser Jr.'s DNA Test Sheet? I need to put in the Forbidden DNA Test Sheet Filing Cabinet that way I can use the DNA Test Sheet in My Father's DNA Testing Machine if I have the Time.

*Powser gives Bowser Jr.'s DNA Test sheet to Victoria as she puts in the Forbidden Vault and Locks it in the Forbidden Filing Cabinet along with the rest of the Evil doer DNA Test Sheets. Victoria then walks back to Powser.*

Victoria: Powser, if you really want to go play Gamble Chess with a Bullet Bill at the Casino, fine with me, but don't say you have'nt been warned.

*Powser then Carries his Gamble Chess Machine out of the Topic*

Victoria: *Sigh* What am I gonna do with you, Powser?

OOC: Using stupid things to get past the filter (like a ! instead of a i) still counts as cursing.

*Victoria looks up*

ROBert: <What's wrong, Vicky?>

Victoria: So one of the Dark Grolokus Prophecies was right.

*Powser Re-enters the Topic Carrying his Gamble-Chess Machine*

Victoria: How many coins did you win?

Powser: No coins, I'm afriaid! I couldn't gamble with those Clownbots going insane!

Victoria: That is what I like about you, but no time for chitter chatter; I must Inform this to Aunt Peach! Both of you Guard every DNA Test Sheet in the Forbidden Vault and make sure no Jacktail trespasses here and gets into it! *Runs out of the Topic then returns* Oh and Powser, If any Bowser Baddie comes over here to swipe back Bowser Jr.'s DNA Test sheet out of the Forbidden Vault, I will never forgive either of you for this. *@ROBert* Which means to YOU, ROBert, that it's back to the Isle of Ancients where you came from?

ROBert: <Which means I have to work for that R.O.B. again! *Sighs* This is Bullscrap!>

Victoria: ... Unless you help Powser defend the Forbidden vault from anybody jealous enough to enter!

Powser: We'll keep an eye out!

Victoria: Good! And I will be back! *Leaves Topic Again*

*Powser and ROBert Stand Guard at all Costs, Guarding the Forbidden Vault, making sure no one enters*

*Suddenly, the Warp Pipe already lead Victoria Back to her deceased Dad's Lair*

Victoria: Well, It's good to be back! Hi, Powser! How's the Vault that you guys are guarding Like I asked?

Powser: The Forbidden Vault is safe and Sound.

ROBert: <As safe as an ass at the Farm Galaxy.>

Powser: Farm Galaxy!?

ROBert: <Look, Powser; there's more than one galaxy at the Mushroom Galaxy. Alright? You don't have to judge!>

*A chain letter appear in Viktor's mailbox.*

*ROBert gets out of the Lair and Reads the Letter in the Box*

*The chain letter said he or she will have good luck in the next 5 minutes if they send this letter to 50 friends.*

OOC: How many times do I have to tell you not to curse?

OOC: What? I didn't say a bad word! Honest!

OOC: OBVIOUSLY! I was talking about Toon King 2.

*ROBert sends 1 real chain letter and 49 Copies to his R.O.B. friends at the Isle of Ancients*