Grimace's Lair (Original)

Grimace: Yes.
Grimace doesn't.

Waffle: Then put him down please.

*Mr. Blik is playing dead.*

Waffle: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!!!

Grimace: He's not dead. I can feel his heart beating. And no, I will not put him down.

Waffle: When are you going to put him down?

Grimace: I want to hear him scream like a little girl.

*Mr. Blik screams like a little girl.*

Grimace: Much better.
Grimace drops Mr. Blik before punting him out of the room.

*Mr. Blik wheezes back to normal.*

Sekai: What did you learn?

Mr. Blik: Never mess with brothers and sisters.. ever.

Sekai: That's better.

HK-47, deactivated, appears outside of the building.

TK2: Can I be part of your family?

*Makoto goes outside and noticed HK-47.*

HK-47, being deactivated, does nothing.

Makoto: What is that thing? I better see what this thing can do.. *tries to find a switch that can be turned on.*

Wephiles: SHUT. UP. HAHAHAHA. NO WAY. SHUT. UP.

Wephiles is talking on a cell phone.

Kotonoha: Eh. What are we doing now?

Makoto: *to Kotonoha* Can you come over here, please?

Kotonoha: What?

Makoto: Someone left this robot behind. And I have no idea where is the switch is.

A Mad Doctor comes out with a chainsaw, revs it up, and tries to cut HK-47 apart.

The chainsaw inexplicably blows up.

The Mad Doctor's face is cartoonishly scorched while his hands have been blown up.

HK-47 stays deactivated.

The Mad Doctor walks back into the lair, making no attempt to drag HK-47 back in and have him join the family, for reasons that should be fairly obvious.

OOC: By that, I mean that gas has no effect on robots.

OOC: Watch as someone thinks it does.

Granny Hagitha: *still kniting* I'll bet that gas has an effect on the robot this time!

OOC: *hums*

Makoto: Guys, I think you're doing it wrong. That's not how you activate him! *switches HK-47 on by flipping the switch on its back.*