Grimace's Lair (Original)

Makoto: When is Sekai coming back? *thinks* And what the hell is she doing? She can't be.... No, she wouldn't betray us. I gotta find her... But what about Kotonoha? She wouldn't let me...

Grimace: Yes.
Several Mad Doctors, Father Llymic, and Grimace pile into one of the big crates (tossing TK2 out) while a large gas bomb is put into the other.

Kotonoha and Wephiles (WTF) jump into the same crate as Grimace.

Since adding Hagitha into the crate the way she is with everyone else would be extremely uncomfortable, she uses her magic to shrink herself and then hops into the crate with Grimace and co.

*Makoto comes over to the group.*

Makoto: O_O What are you guys doing?! You're all fitting in one box?! How come I'm not invited there?

Wephiles: Because you got to second base with your sister!

*TK2 is somehow still in the crate*

Wephiles shoots a blast from the ban cannon at TK2, banning him from the topic.

Makoto: PWNT OLO

OOC: No, that isn't character control. Notice the strike.

Makoto: *anime sweats* Second base? And if you're talking about Sekai, I have no idea where she is.

Crunch: Hey, why not if we partner with ya?

Grimace: No. This is a delicate plan and you will screw it up if you come along.

Makoto: But..... *sad* ...I understand brother. I guess I'm not needed here anyway. *walks over to the door.*

Crunch: But..

Makoto: No, it's fine... If he doesn't want me to do anything, I'm not needed here anyway. But I'm hoping for Sister Kotonoha to stay safe. I'm just.. gonna go out and just..... Look, just let me be, ok?! *leaves the topic*

Crunch: ....*sighs*

The unregistered characters and my registered characters don't care about Makoto leaving.

Hagitha wraps the scarf (which thankfully shrunk along with her) around her neck, places a pair of aviator goggles on her face and turns on an immaginary stero that plays "Sweet Polly Plunket"

Hagitha: Fire up the immagination!

HK-47 hops into the same crate as Grimace and the others.

A plothole puts the crates into a comically oversized cart on wheels.
Grimace: *to Rouge* Now onward, new sister, to G.U.N. Headquarters!
Grimace closes the tops of the crates so that no one can peer in from above and notice the Happy Family.

Rouge takes the crates out of the topic.

*Crunch and Hazel-Naut stand guard. The Chumpy Chumps did the same too.*

*Mr. Blik and Waffle came.*

Crunch: You two are in so much trouble!!

Mr. Blik: Yes, we ran away. What are you going to do about it? Tell Grimace to squeeze my heart again?!

Crunch: No. *throws a bucket of water and mop at Mr. Blik.* You're on cleaning duty.

Mr. Blik: Oh. Well this isn't half bad.

Crunch: Then you have to mow the lawn, do the laundry, shave the Mad Doctor's back, and of course no dinner for 3 days.

Mr. Blik: Urggghh...

*Sekai and Makoto returns. Sekai still has a bag of items she stole not a moment ago.*

*Crunch and Hazel-Naut are bored and start playing the PS3.*

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*Wes Weasely arrives.*

Wes Weasely: Good day to you people! I just dropped by to sell you these remarkable items! Weapons, gadgets, and even food for your needs!!

Crunch: What kind of weapons ya got?

Wes Weasely: Why I have the most exclusive weapon for your liking. *pulls out the RYNO-DX* The RYNO-DX. The latest model of the RYNO Missile Launcher series. Fires dozens of missiles at your enemy.

Crunch: Can I give it a go?

Wes Weasely: Sure! It's a free trial. But if you want it for real, you have to buy it.

Crunch: I'll give it a shot then. *takes the RYNO-DX from Wes.* Let's see, where's the trigger on this thing? Oh!! *accidently shoots dozens of highly explosive missiles at Sekai, blowing her into pieces.. which kills her and sends her to Hell.* ........

Makoto: SISTER--

Crunch: This weapon is the coolest.. I'll take it!! *Pays $5,000,000 to Wes* Keep the change, my friend. You have earned it.

Wes Weasely: That's not all. You just recieved 5,000 ammo for the RYNO-DX. Well, gotta go! Got many places to see!! *leaves the topic.*

Crunch: I LOVE YOU MAGICAL KILL--

Makoto: Brother... What have you done?

Crunch: Oh I was just trying it out.

Makoto: CAN'T YOU DO THAT OUTSIDE?! Great.. It's too late now that you just killed our sister!!

Crunch: We all have to make sacrifices, Bro.

Mr. Blik: You are so in trouble. *pulls out a cellphone and calls Grimace.* One of our brothers just killed our sister! Beat them at your own will later on!!

Crunch: ;_; No.....

Mr. Blik: NOW WHO'S GONNA CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR MESS?!

Crunch: IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!

My infected characters appear.

Makoto: Kotonoha---

Crunch: *Girly scream* EEEEEEK!!! Uhh... IT's not what it looks like!!

Kotonoha rolls her eyes at Crunch.

Kotonoha: What is it, Makoto?

Makoto: Well..... Crunch did a stupid thing after he used a very destructive weapon on Sekai...which killed her.