Hagitha's Lair (Original)

Mad Doctor: Those darn accordians that play the polka all by themselves...

OOC: Hooray for in-jokes that only I understand!

They keep falling, and falling, and... yep you guessed it... falling.

OOC: Are you so sure?

One of the Mad Doctors stares at his wrist... despite the fact that there isn't a watch there.

At that moment, they all crash to the ground, but not the ground ground, more like the ground above the ground somewhere in the middle of the tower.

A watch also falls next to the Mad Doctor.

The Mad Doctor eats the watch. The rest look around.

They seem to be in a room with a jungle-like appearance. There is a door far off to one side of the room, which is covered in vines and leaves and the sounds of howler monkeys coming from a loudspeaker somewhere.

The Mad Doctors not carrying the chest go up to the door and pull out their chainsaws, rev them up, and try to cut apart the vines.

This works pretty well.

The Mad Doctors then kick down the door.

Behind the door is an area of complete blackness.

The Mad Doctors not carrying the chest run around like idiots.

The path of complete darkness is still there, though.

Yeah, but a path of complete darkness in a room of complete blackness isn't exactly the first thing the Mad Doctors would see.

OOC: Whoops, I meant area.

IC:

A curtain falls over the topic, and once it is lifted back up, all of the Mad Doctors are back on the beach with the chest.

They're still running around like idiots.

So the Great Rock Who Watches flips the idiot switch off.

The Mad Doctors run around like not idiots for five minutes before regrouping and dragging the chest out of the topic.