Springfield (The Simpsons)

Mayor Quimby: Now we are on to the final decision. Who will be Ms. Springfield?

Duffman: Duffman thinks that girl is much excellent with swordplay!

Itchy: I agree with him!

*Evil Flippy is too busy killing Scratchy*

Scratchy: WHY DID MY LIFE SUCK!?

Fred: I like nachos and frozen yogurt! Yes!

Kotonoha: ...So, who won?

Mayor Quimby: Here are the ranks!

1: Kotonoha
2: Mingella
3: Blobbelda
4: Marge
5: Patty
6: Selma
7: Pesterina [DISQUALIFIED]

Traci T: Congratulations to everyone that participated!

Mingella then pulls Blobbelda out of the hole.

Kotonoha smiles excitedly.

Kotonoha: I won? Really?

Mayor Quimby: As Mayor of Springfield, I hearby giving you, the winner, cash prize. *gives Kotonoha the cash prize.*

Marge: Well at least I beat my sisters. *to Kotonoha* And I'm very proud of your achievement. Though juggling sharp objects is very dangerous, but you have confidence.

Kotonoha: Thanks.

Kotonoha smiles.

Bubblun: I wonder what ever happened to Pester?

Kool-Aid Man: I got the consolation prize!
The camera zooms out to reveal Kool-Aid Man holding a bottle of Kool-Aid.
Kool-Aid Man: MY OWN BLOOD! OH YEAH!

Kotonoha sweatdrops.

Bubblun: Let's just go already. I think we have seen too many oddballs for one day. *leaves with Bobblun.*

As does Kotonoha.

Mingella and Blobbelda leave, followed by Traci T even though she isn't following them.

The Kool-Aid Man runs through a wall out of the topic.

Meanwhile, a certain dumpster rolls in front of the Simpsons' house.

*Stewie is now in my control.*

Stewie: What the duece? I'm controlled by another author.

Brian: Stewie, now are you going to apologize to Peter for chopping his thumb off?

Stewie: The fat man? I don't remember--

*Peter's thumb is back to his hand.*

Stewie: Oooooh...

Peter: Come on guys, Lois is expecting us back home. *leaves with Stewie and Brian.*

--

*Lisa comes and noticed the dumpster*

Lisa: What the!? Who had a right mind to dump a dumpster on our front yard?!

The dumpster naturally does nothing.

OOC: Ten bucks to anyone who can figure out where the dumpster's from. (Though no one will probably figure it out, as not even I remembered about it until looking through old posts. =P)

*Bart comes out and sees the dumpster.*

Bart: I guess it's National Garbage Giveaway. Boy, I can't wait to see some of the old stuff that nobody use anymore!!

Lisa: Where did it come from?

Bart: Search me. Let's see what this got!

*Meanwhile, Sekai arrives and spotted the Kwik-E-Mart. She enters there.*

Apu: Greetings loyal friend! Feel free to choose any item you desire.

Sekai: Ok.. *points her butcher knife at Apu* Give me all your items.

Apu: SWEET JELLOPY!! *pressed the silent alarm.*

Alarm: SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!

The dumpster's lid stays closed.

*Bart opens the lid and peeks in.*

OOC: Oscar the Grouch?

The Mani-Mani Statue is in the dumpster.

OOC: Back in Fourside a few months back, Homer threw the Mani-Mani Statue into a dumpster.

*Bart picks up the Mani-Mani statue.*

Bart: WHOA! Look at this, Lis!

Lisa: It is some kind of Mayan Statue.

Bart: Or maybe some thief put it in so he can get it later.

Lisa: I think you should take it to the authorities.

Bart: What? And can't keep it? This statue is perfect for my room!

The Mani-Mani Statue just sparkles brightly.

*Bart brings teh Mani-Mani Statue to his room.*

Lisa: I have a bad feeling about this.

--

*Sekai successfully stole the items from the Kwik-E-Mart. Cheif Wiggum spotted, but doesn't care.*

Chief Wiggum: Girls don't count as crooks. They're just too cute when you see them.

The Mani-Mani Statue does nothing. Meanwhile, women are currently robbing banks and killing people all around Chief Wiggum.