Springfield (The Simpsons)

*Koopakirby Eats Popcorn while Goombario and Goombuigi wrestle with Eachother*

*Abe and Bart heads over to their house.*

Abe: Bart! Shouldn't you be in school?

Bart: It's Saturday.

Abe: What?

Bart: *knocks on the door. Lisa answer*

Lisa: Bart? What are you doing here? Where's Dad?

Bart: Oh, he was beating up and keep getting knocked down by a big yellowly Godzilla reject.

Lisa: A reject?

Bart: He's getting beaten up.

Lisa: And you left him there?! You should've helped him, Bart!! I'm tellin-

Bart: Hey, dummy, that's not all I came here. I need your help! I need your geeky skills to hack that big reality bending thing-a-majig.

Lisa: Well, I did learn about computers, but OK. Take me to Dad. We gotta save him!

*Bart and Lisa heads back to the theme park.*

*Brian drives in the topic and parks at Springfield Hospital. Brian and Peter comes out.*

Stewie stays in the car, crossing his arms and pouting.

Brian: Don't come crying to me if the car inside is getting hot thanks to the ultraviolet rays from the sun. *walk into the hospital with Peter.*

Dr. Shnoz/Robospaz ready their rockets to blast off.
<Dr. Shnoz> Expect to see us at the Tower of Babel, losers!
Robospaz launches off, busting out the window. Lava Bones throws his Star Raider at them.
<Lava Bones> GET BACK HERE!!
The Star Raider hits the psychokinetic barrier over the space-stream machine, causing enough of a shock to trigger the button it hit.
<Robospaz> Uh-oh!!
The wave sent out from the machine hit Lava Bones and the Weasels, restoring all five to normal. With his psychokinesis back, Lava recalled the Star Raider to his side. They watch as Dr. Shnoz/Robospaz rocket away from Springfiled.
<Nar> Aw man, we lost him!
<Lava> If only Anubis IV was here...He can travel through the space stream easily.
<Jimbob> You mean we're enlisting help from the dog god?
<Mitri> No, Jim! Anubis is the mummification god! Think of him as a sort of reaper.
<Jimbob> I like pancakes!

*Bart and Lisa stopped for a bit.*

Lisa: Wait, the battle is over already????
Bart: Just as we were about to finish him off, it's over.

--

Strong Bad: *walks over to Nar* Now where were we? You tried to rip-off my Strong Bad E-Mail!

The Cheat: Meh MEH!!

<Nar> You're thinking Pantsman of VGCats, aren't you? Go on, look at his 100th comic special. He rips it off there.
Lava looks towards the sky. Just then, a Mummy Bandage lowers from it. It motions for Lava to grab on.
<Lava> Ah.
Lava grabs onto the Mummy Bandage, then looks to the Weasel.
<Lava> You guys coming?
<Weas> That should be obvious. We're Dr. Shnoz's rivals, after all.
Nar, Weas, Mitri, and Jimbob hop on and grab on.
<Mitri> Anyone else coming?

Strong Bad: No can do. I have to fulfill a fan's request.

The Cheat: Meh! *leaves thet opic with Strong Bad.*

Wario: I got me some treasure hunting to do! Later, losers! *leaves.*

Homer: Whew! All this excitement makes me thirsty. I'm off to Moe's! *leaves and goes over to Moe's Tavern.* One Duff Beer, Moe--

*Moe pulls out his shotgun.*

Homer: Huh?!?!

Moe: LEAVE, YOU FILTHY SCUM!

Homer: Is this about the tab again?

Moe: I SAID GET!!

*Homer sadly walks out.*

Homer: I don't understand, why would Moe kicked me out?

<Lava> ...Meh. Let's go.
Lava gives the Mummy Bandage a tug, and it pulled out of Springfield with him and the Weasels.

*In the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Mr. Burns and Smithers enter the big safe.*

Mr. Burns: Ah, look at the golden beauty. It makes me feel like a father to protect the golden children from a bunch of wild lawyers. Including this big gem. *picks up the gem.* Ah yes... Beautiful, isn't it?

Smithers: Most likely, sir.

*My characters leave the topic*

Bart: Hey, why is everybody acting so.. angry?

*Nelson came.*

Bart: Uh heh heh.. Hey Nelson--

Nelson: Not here to wedgie ya, dork. I ain't comfortable about nerds taking on bullies.

Lisa: You mean everyone went beserk?

Nelson: 'Fraid so. At least I gave Milhouse a wedgie!!

Bart: Not cool, dude.

*Prof. Frink runs to the three.*

Prof. Frink: I just found out what made them more angrier than the thousand suns! Rageamanium!

Lisa: What is.. Rageamanium?

Prof. Frink: I made up that name for that substance, and for your information, it's a substance that makes people gone crazy, berserk, and start cursing alot. *Gah-hoy* And it wasn't nature made at all. It was made from bad science as somebody is trying to use this to make the world gone angry, with the cursing, and the backsassings, and even the total chaotic proportions.

Lisa: You know, we really need to do--

*CRASH!!*

Comic Book Guy: *jumps out of the Androids Dungeon and punches Kent Brockman and Bumblebee Man* Out of my way, peons. You're invading my personal space.

*Homer just walks back to his own home as Abe goes to the kids.*

Abe: Gee willakers! It's like from the Great Depression back in my time. People are angry because the shortage of food, money, and everything else! The Nazis or other bad people are behind all this terrible thing!

Bart: Grandpa, how come it didn't effect you?

Prof. Frink: The Rageamanium has no effect on the elderly and the already aggressive types.

Nelson: *points at the beamed people* Ha ha! Sucks for you passive people!

*Karasz, Sarina, and Benika came.*

Sarina: So this is Springfield? How do you know about this?

Karasz: Instincts... O_O What the-- The townspeople went nuts recently!

*Snake is trying to shoot Fat Tony and his mobsters, but misses.*

Fat Tony: So, you like to play cops and robbers, do you?

Snake: Hold still, Mob Dude.

Karasz: No, not these guys. Those guys except the old man.

*Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick, Patty, and Selma are having a five way brawl.*

Sarina: Onii-Chan... Somethings wrong here..

Karasz: First Smash Town, now this? Something's wrong here and I'm going to find out.... Well, at least the elderly are normal..

Crazy Old Cat Lady: DAAAIAIHAHARGAGHH!! *throws cats at the three, which they run away.*

Abe: Wait! I need someone to be with. *runs over to Karasz* ...Wait a minute, aren't you my son's friends back from the forum switch?

Karasz: Yeah? It's us, Abe.

Abe: And I never seen you two young girls before. You two new here?

Sarina: Yes.

Benika: Definately.

Karasz: Say, Abe, have you seen any.. Power Gems?

Abe: You're just in luck! I happen to discover that gem during World War II, where a bunch of Nazis continues to kill the Jews by using some kind of deadly gem powered device to wipe them out. Luckily, Monty and I came and start the first strike on the Nazis. It was a bloody battle, and we fought them and won. Monty noticed that the ruler of the Nazi Empire, Adolt Hitler, took the gem after being foiled. Luckily, Monty stopped him by taking the gem away. We are victory and Hitler vows and said, "You two haven't seen the last of Adolf Hitler! The Germans will rise and you pathetic Americans will fall!!" After the war, we hid the gem where nobody would have the right mind to take away. The Springfield Cemetary. You will find a tombstone shows the picture of best war squad, and also the mascot, the Flying Hellfish.

Karasz: That's an interesting tale you told us, Abe.

Abe: What story?

...

Karasz: Come on, let's go--

Sarina: I don't want to go to the cemetary.. I'll stay here..

Karasz: Well, you can stay at the Simpson's House. It's right behind you.

Sarina: Oh.. Sorry. *walks to the Simpson's House.*

*Karasz, Benika, and Abe Simpsons heads over to the Simpsons Cemetary.*

*A figure appears in the cemetary*

*Karasz and Benika are going over to the Hellfish Tombstone. Abe has the key and unlocks the safe.*

Abe: Here it is! The gem you're--

Karasz: IT'S GONE!

Abe: WHAT-DAH-BUH-BLEH??!! *sees the safe that doesn't have the gem.* AAAAHHH!! THE HELLFISH HAS BEEN ROBBED!!

*My figure walks over to Karasz*

Figure: It's been a while, hasn't it.

*Karasz looks at the figure*

Karasz: Huh...? Hey, you're...

Figure: You can't figure out who I am, can you? That's because I'm not this tall. *Tranforms into a familiar figure, Shift*

Shift: Hello! I'm back! And so are these guys.

*Enemy Master and the Fusion Machine Appear*

Karasz: OH NO!! SHIFT, ENEMY MASTER, AND FUSION MACHINE ARE WORKING TOGETHER?!

Benika: You know them?

Abe: AHH!! *runs away*

Karasz: *pulls out his Grand Blade* You three just won't quit, do you?

Enemy Master: No! And now we will destroy you!

Fusion Machine: PREPARE TO BE OUTNUMBERED.

Shift: *Turns into Hulk* Time for you to die!

Karasz: These guys are right.. We're out numbered two to three..

Benika: Let me handle this. *prepares to use her Earthquake attack, but--*

Karasz: Benika! Wait!! If you use an earthquake attack here, dozens of people will get hurt.. Best if I handle this. *runs and slashes Shift.* HYAH!!

*Benika's fists turned into flames and punches Enemy Master*

Fusion Machine: FUSION BEAM! *Shoots Fusion beam at Benika, Karasz and a.....Leaf"

*Somehow, this turns both Karasz and Benika into Raccoon Karasz and Raccoon Benika.*

Benika: Whoa!! I got a raccoon tail!

*Karasz and Benika tail whips Fusion Machine.*

Fusion Machine: WHAT? *Sucks Karasz and Benika inside it*