Springfield (The Simpsons)

Cosmo: Ow! Why did you do that?

*Sekai throws Makoto away as the citizens panic.*

Chief Wiggum: *pulls out his gun with Lou and Eddie* Freeze! That's the second time you tried to assault him!! You're under--

*Sekai pulls out her Shadow Butcher Knife, thanks to Dark.*

Lou: Uh oh..

*THe police fled.*

Sekai: DESTROY!!!

Gordon: Please! Control your-- *kicked by Sekai; realizing it was Dark's idea* You heartless being!! You were using my friend as a slave!!! *lunges on Dark.*

*As Sekai continues to go on a rampage by stabbing unregistered citizens, Makoto grew angry at Dark. He wants revenge.*

Makoto: I'm gonna kill that freak...

Cosmo: I should get out of here, but that seems like too much work.

Mr. Blik: I would fight, but I'm a pacifist. *laughs nervous then cries* WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO US?!

Gordon: *angry at Dark* In the name of Gordon Quid of the Highland Quid Clan, feel my sting!! *slashes Dark with his claws.*

*Dark teleports away and blasts Gordon*

Gordon: Hold still!! *Punches Dark.* Why are you trying to use her as your puppet?!

*Sekai robs the bank and steals the money.*

Dark: Why do it myself when others can do it for me? *Attempts to stick a tenticle into Gordon*

*Gordon is hit.*

Gordon: OWW!!!

Otto: Man, this fight is getting wicked!

Waffle: *panics* Gordon! In trouble! Must find help!! *Goes to the Springfield Forest and calls out the wild animals* MY BROTHER NEEDS HELP!!

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Makoto: I need a weapon. *goes to Herman's Military Antiques.*

Herman: What can I help you?

Makoto: Look, I want to get a weapon. A gun or something. My girlfriend is in trouble and she's possessed by that.. demon!

Herman: Well, perhaps I got the cure to solve your problem. *shows Makoto the dozuki*

Makoto: Are you crazy? I can't copy my ex's moves.

Herman: Oh. Sorry. *gives Makoto an assault rifle.* This assault rifle was used during WWII. Good aim if you use it right. That'll be..

*Makoto writes a check and gives it to Herman. He take the assault rifle and runs off.*

Herman: And this check better not bounce.

*Makoto aims his assault rifle at Dark.*

*Dark pumps dark energy into Gordon*

*Gordon gets away from Dark.*

Gordon: Oh I feel woozy.. *rubs head.*

Makoto: Hold still... *prepares to shoot Dark.*

*Unaware to him that Sekai is going to stab Makoto on the back. But a group of wild animals are coming at Sekai. Sekai sees this, panics, but gets trampled by them.*

Sekai: @_@;;

*Dark blasts Makoto repediatly*

*Makoto gets up and shoots Dark.*

*Dark Dodges and returns fire*

*With courage, Makoto dodges and return fire.*

Waffle: YEAH! Woohoo!! Animal saved the day!

*Sekai grabs Waffle and threatens him with a butcher knife.*

Waffle: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You're not a very nice chef!

*The Mothership Albatros appears in outer space. Agent Ed is cleaning up the storage until that @#$%ing fly came and buzzes around. Ed, who is annoyed at the fly, take out his fly swatter and tries to swat the fly. Unfortunately, he sees the fly on the Tonic. The fly smells the tonic's aroma and dies. Agent Ed wonders that if the Tonic is improved. He drinks it, but due to its terrible taste, he spits at the plate with four bolts. The bolts came to life due to the power of the Tonic. Ed screamed and tries to get rid of the Tonic by using the garbage chute. The Tonic falls into Springfield Forest. The drop of the Tonic dripped into the river, causing the three-eyed fishes to turn into beasts, and the water turned into a totally messed up 70's colors, making the grass become red and blue, and turn trees into lollipops.*

*A cab drove in front of the town hall, a rather odd looking character stepped out of it*
Qwark : ''This looks like a peaceful town, maybe I can become a hero here just by stopping a few criminals!''

*Sekai sees Qwark as she approaches towards him with a butcher knife.*

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*Meanwhile at the spaceship, the judge glares angirly at Ed.*

Judge: Do you realize that this is the second time you caused Earth to screw up because of you throwing the tonic into the planet?! Now you have to save the world.. AGAIN!!!

Ed: But it was just--

Judge: GET THAT TONIC OUT OF EARTH RIGTH NOW!!

*The guards kick Agent Ed out of the spaceship, making him head towards Earth.*

Ed: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Crashes into Springfield DMV*

Selma: Looks like you're getting your license obtained and taken away at the same time.

Cosmo: This is boring, I want to do something more exciting, like eating.

Mr. Blik: ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS FOOD! *picks up Cosmo and throws him away.*

Gordon: *shouts at Qwark* LOOK OUT! SHE'S GONNA GET YOU!!

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*Psychotic three-eyed fish people are making alot of damage in Downtown Springfield.*

Otto: O_O Dude, am I stoned already?! But I didn't smoke pot yet.

Cosmo: Food isn't the only thing I think about, I also think about sleeping.

*Ed picks up the stick and attempts to beat up fish monsters.*

*Cosmo goes to sleep*

*Ed sees more fish monsters and fled.*

Ed: WHY DID I THROW THE TONIC AWAY?! WHHHHY??!

*Phil R. is running around*

*A pidgeon that is attached to a stool sees Makoto. He thinks he's currently in love with Sekai.*

Pidgeon: I'm tellin' *pulls out a cellphone* It's a good thing I have this. COO!! *dials Kotonoha's cellphone number* >:3

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Ed: *cellphone is ringing and picks it up* Yeah?

General: *cellphone* D'ooooh.. The tonic is spreading around the world. Look at the damage you just did!!! If you don't get the tonic out of the world, you're history!!!

Ed: AAAAAAHHHHH I'M DOOMED!!!!!!