Gruntilda's Lair (Banjo-Kazooie)

Grunty: What character is this? And you better miss!

A picture of a gray squirrel wearing glasses, an army hat, and armor some sort of appears.

A. Lord Morbul
B. Bowser Jr.
C. Rodent

Akira: Rodent.

Grunty mumbles to herself as the group gets a Skip Card.

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Yellow Tile.

Grunty: The White Platoon once had a bounty on their heads, which of these bounty hunters tried to permanently put them in their beds?
Gruntling: That rhyme makes no sense!
Grunty vaporizes the Gruntling as the choices come up.

A. Ramses
B. Boba Fett
C. Kanden

Kunari: Umm.... C. Kanden.

The (visible) spirit of Alexander von Koopa appears behind Banjo's group.
Alex: *Thinking* What the... where am I?
Voice in Alex's head: You are in a state beyond mortality.
Alex: *Thinking* So I'm dead?
Voice in Alex's head: Not yet. You still have a chance to get back to life. But first, you must help these people win the quiz show and/or wait for a certain plot point to come up.
Alex: *Thinking* That bites. Still, I'm fairly good at quizzes...
Voice in Alex's head: But you can't say answers, only give hints and directions.
Alex: *Thinking* That bites worse.

Kunari: Akira, did you hear something?

Akira: Maybe... I think I hear voices!!

Quite amazing, since the voice is only in Alex's head and Alex didn't talk to them yet.

Grunty: You are quite wrong, I am so happy I could sing a song!
The Blue tile stays where it is.

Alex clears his throat.
Alex: If I may... Boba Fett is dead. You can't hunt someone if you're dead.

Kunari: If she sings, kill me...... Just give me the next question.

Grunty: Still answer that question you must, or I'll ground your head into dust!
Banjo turns towards Alex.
Banjo: Thanks, turtle!...Wait...I don't remember our group including a turtle!

Alex: Deal with it. I'm supposed to help you through this quiz by giving you hints and stuff. And no cracks about how I look like a ghost.
Indeed, Alex is white, mostly transparent, and lacks legs, instead having a ghostly tail.

Kazooie: You can count on us...ghosty.
Banjo turns back towards Grunty.
Banjo: Seeing as how Boba's dead and Kanden's wrong, it has to be Ramses!
Grunty: You're making me mad as your host, and I can't wait to pummel that ghost!
The Yellow tile vanishes.

OOC:

Sockie wrote:

Kanden's wrong, it has to be Kanden!

What?

IC:

Alex tries to punch Kazooie, but his fist goes right through.

OOC: My brain died for a sec. >_>

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(X)(-)(-)(X)(X)(X)(X)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Green tile.

Kunari: Ok, Grandma, let's see if we can answer this one!

Gruntilda: You'll be the first to die, now tell me who these creatures are so I can wave you good-bye!

A picture appears with several rabbit-like creatures, their ears very floppy, in a village of some sort.

A. Hyenas
B. MIPS
C. Mimigas

Kunari: Mimigas? I think that's my final answer. That word looks new to me.

Alex: Hey, supergeniuses![/sarcasm] Since I guess you're trying to answer all the questions, maybe you'd spend less time if you took the highlighted path first once this tile disappears...

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(X)(-)(-)(X)(X)(X)(X)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Akira: *annoyed* You mean we have to clear EVERY SINGLE TILE in the board??

Karasz wrote:

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(B)(B)(Y)(G)(B)(Y)(Y)(G)(R)(-)(-)(-)
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(X)(X)(X)(X)(-)(-)(X)(-)(-)(W)(-)(-)
(X)(-)(-)(X)(-)(-)(X)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)
(X)(-)(-)(X)(X)(X)(X)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

OOC: Not to sound perverted, but we need to change the top right word before we start getting rude comments...

OOC: ...Uh... why--- Wait a minute. We made a subliminal message?!

Gruntilda: That's correct and yes you do, you better hurry up or I'll vaporize you!
The Green tile vanishes.

OOC: Someone switch the G and Y around.