Gruntilda's Lair (Banjo-Kazooie)

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(X)(-)(-)(X)(-)(-)(X)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)
(X)(-)(-)(X)(X)(X)(X)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Kunari: Cool. Another white tile.

Alex: You'd better not mess this up, supergeniouses.

Kazooie: You just keep giving us those hints, ghosty.
Grunty: When Julius and Yoko went to Castlevania, who was the first creature they fought who wasn't from Transylvania?

A. Abaddon
B. Dracula
C. Stephen Colbert

Alex: Dracula is from Transylvania!

Kunari: Abaddon.

The White tile vanishes and the group gets another Skip Card.

OOC: I think they have three now.

Alex: And I'm pretty sure Stephen Colbert might be... It would explain his evilness...

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Green tile.

A picture appears, showing a red-haired man man wearing a black trench coat with a black undershirt underneath, black pants, black shoes, and a black bandana covering his mouth.

Grunty: Tell me what character this! And no rhyme for you.

A. Erix
B. Dr. Brainstorm
C. Dr. Y

Alex: No rhyme? Well, something's amiss.[/Grunty mocking] Anyway, Erix lacks clothes of any description.

Kunari: Hmm.. Don't know who that guy is. Banjo, what do you think?

Banjo: I think that Dr. Brainstorm is a kid. That guy does not look like a kid.

Kunari: Our final answer is Dr. Y.

The Green tile vanishes.

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Yellow tile--

Kunari: Hey, why don't we use the two skip cards on the final two tiles?

Akira: Great idea!

Grunty: What is Nega Koopa's real name? I can't believe we're almost done this quiz game!

A. Bill
B. Bruce
C. Gary

Kunari: Gary.

The Yellow tile vanishes.

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(X)(-)(-)(X)(-)(-)(X)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)
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Red Tile - Final

Grunty: What is the average speed of an unladen swallow? Did I ever tell you that my heart is hollow?

A. 24 Miles Per Hour
B. 3,872 Miles Per Hour
C. 1 Mile Per Hour

*Kunari and Akira looked at each other with a nervous expression.*

Kunari: Akira, I think some of these answers are wrong.. I studied birds before and none of them are true.

Akira: Kunari, if we don't get out of this soon, I want you know that you're the best friend I ever had..

Kunari: Me too.

Akira: Well... Here goes nothing..

*Kunari and Akira made their decision.*

Kunari and Akira: B. 3,872 MILES PER HOUR.

OOC: The number of all running gags.

Grunty: WRONG! HA! I WIN! YOU LOSE! HA! I'M SO HAPPY AT WINNING, THAT I'VE STOPPED RHYMING! YIPEE! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Grunty dances around happily. Suddenly, she ends up slipping on a banana peel and falls into the lava below the board.
Grunty: GAH! OH, CRUEL FATE! IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE ENDED UP AS FISH BAIT!
Kazooie: But fish don't live in lava!
Grunty, not hearing, screams as she sinks into the lava.

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Uh.. goal?

*Homestar Runner came in.*

Homerstar: Oh! So that's where I left my banana peel.

Tooty: Banjo! Over here!

GBA wrote:

*A portal-like rip suddenly appears behind Snow as he is blasted by Redish beams, turning him into a Goomba for a little while. The figure from before emerges, and grabs the Time and Space Orbs, putting them in his cloak.*

Figure: Like I said before, I will be taking these now.

*The figure disappears through the rip as it closes, taking the T&S orbs with him.*

OOC: I disapprove of this. We should have fought for them.

Alex is transported out of the topic by the powers that be.