Market Town (Original)

Banjo arrives at Sven's stand.
Banjo: GOT IT!

Sven grabs the cage with the monkey in it and puts it on his hand, then looks over the monkey before handing Banjo another Jiggy. He then takes out a calculator and calculates the price of the Kunai...
Sven: 8,053 non-plothole or plot device-spawned coins. For fifty of them.

Kunari: That means you have to get the money by doing it fair, Akira.

Sven: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Kunari: Uh... You're welcome. Ok, so what can we do to get the third Jiggy?

Sven: Well, there's this new guy selling explosives in the stand behind the creature vendor's. I don't trust him.

Banjo: So you want us to tear down his stand or something?

Sven: If he turns out evil. Wouldn't doubt it if he was.

Banjo nods and heads to the explosives stand.

No one seems to be tending the explosives stand, though nuclear warheads are among the stock.

Banjo pokes one of the nuclear warheads.

The warhead activates and starts counting down from 10.

Banjo: GAH!
Banjo picks up the warhead and throws it out of the topic.

The warhead blows up... in Shelbyville. A Bob-omb walks to the explosives stand.

Banjo turns to the Bob-omb.
Banjo: Do you run this stand?

Bob-omb: Da, comrade. Vhy is you asking?

Banjo: Well, a guy we know thinks you're evil or something...

Bob-omb: Everyone is discriminate because I is from Fahr Outpost.

Banjo: But some of this stuff here sure is dangerous...

Bob-omb: That's because it is being explosive, comrade. Vhat is point?

Banjo: It's just that...aren't nuclear warheads overkill?

Bob-omb: Everything is overkill in Fahr Outpost.

Banjo: Then you don't mind if we take a look around your stand?

Bob-omb: Go ahead, comrade.

Banjo starts looking around.