CDM Arena (Celebrity Death Match)

As it's name suggests, this arena is used when two or more celebrities go head to head in a battle of death. Announcer Johnny Gomez and co-announcer Nick Diamond host the shows live on TV. On some rare occasions, the crew of CDM use the CDM Time Machine to bring people back from the dead, usually to keep a certain title.

*Sam and Max arrives in the arena*

Max: I always wanted to see two celebrities try to beat living poop to each other! It's my one true dream!

Sam: Good thing I saved us the tickets to see it!

Max: Yay! This is going to be the best day ever!

Sam: I wonder who's going to be in the arena anyway?

Nick Diamond and Johhny Gomez walk past Sam and Max, towards the steam room.

Nick: Hey Johnny, when is the next match?

Johnny: There's no registered matches right now, Nick.

Nick: Oh well, might as well enjoy the steam while we can.

Johnny: You read my mind.

Sam: Hey, I think I have a good idea that can kill our. *to Nick* Excuse me, but are you looking for fighters at the moment?

Max: Do you allow big dogs and lagomorphs too?

Nick: Sure! Heck, we once hosted a fight between Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster!

Johnny: I remember that one! Quickest Death Match in CDM history...

Nick: Yeah, but in the end Nessie tasted great with barbeque sauce.

Sam: Anyway, we're Sam & Max: Freelance Police.

Max: Sometimes we fight dirty on purpose.

Sam: Max and I are teaming up for this kind of situation. So, who are we fighting against?

Johnny: Well...

Nick: Nobody else has registered to fight. If you can get someone in here to, h, I don't know, 'settle your differences', then we'll host the fight.

A large pile of rocks falls into the topic, then forms a large humanoid thing made entirely of rocks (Erix).

Nick and Johnny hear the thud (if there was one) of Erix falling.

Nick: What the hell was that!?

Sam: Holy hot pots and pans clinging together!! We have encountered a big golem that is powerful enough to crush everything!

Max: We found our opponment!! Sam, can we keep him if we defeat him?

Sam: As long as you don't get graveled by one!

Erix, completely lost, walks in the general direction of Sam, Max, Nick, and Johnny, creating more (smaller) thuds with every footstep.

Johnny: Hmm, this would turn out to be an interesting Death Match...

Nick: Hey big guy, how's about being one of the the "stars of the day" on our show?

Erix stops and turns his head towards Nick. A sound that's either "hmm" or "mmm" is heard from within Erix.

Max: They got chocolate snickerdoodles!

Nick: We do?

Johnny quietly smacks Nick's arm.

Erix, seeing as he is a golem, needs no nourishment and therefore would not be lured in by the promise of chocolate snickerdoodles.

Sam: Actually, I think we like to fight you for the audience.

Erix, still confused, heads into the arena (the ring itself) anyway.

*Sam and Max gets on the ring.*

Marilyn Manson appears in the topic.

OOC: The famous gothic singing celebrity? Never heard of him! I'll check it out on Wikipedia.

Sam: Look Max, it's that gothic musical celebrity!

Max: I gotta get his autograph when we're done with this!

Sam: You got a truckload of autographs that you don't even like them much. You just want their autographs.

Max: Yep! I'm an autographic collector!

OOC: So you've never heard of him, yet you know he's a goth celebrity. Interesting.

OOC: Oh no, I'm making Sam and Max know that he's a celebrity. I've seen alot of celebrities such as Britney Spears, John Goodman, Tim Allen, and the others.

Nick and Johnny head towards their posts near the CDM Arena. From a spectators point of view, Johnny sits on the left while Nick sits on the right. Audience members start to sit in the rows of chairs around the ring. Mills Lane and Tally Wong enter and stand next to the ring.

Tally: Ugh, I was supposed to get my manicure tonight, but this fight just ruined it! Who's fighting anyways?

Mills Lane: A talking dog and rabbit against a rock guy.

Tally: Oh, this might be interesting after all!

Marilyn Manson gets in the spectator stands, shoving an audience member out of his seat to get one.