CDM Arena (Celebrity Death Match)

Alex: I resent that. And why aren't I dead yet?
Marilyn: The properties of this arena allow people to survive above-average displays of violence inflicted on them.
Alex suddenly gets an idea.
Alex: Oh, really?
Marilyn: Yeah. Now stop talking and die.
Alex gets up.
Alex: No, I don't think I will.
Alex shoves his hand into Marilyn Manson's stomach. It breaks through the skin and gets right inside.

Nick: Ooo, a open grab for Marilyn's stomach!

Johnny: I don't think that was a wise move...

Nick: What makes you say that?

Johnny: We on CDM have seen what all Marilyn Manson can do, even if some major part of his body is wounded. Remember when Marilyn Manson had his hand eaten by Ricky Martin?

Nick: Oh yeah...

Alex rips out Marilyn's entrails, leaps onto the rock star's back, and starts strangling the life out of him with them.

Nick: Ah, the classic "strangling your victim with their own entrails"... That never gets old.

A few seconds later, Marilyn Manson falls to the ground, his breathing stopped. Alex lets go of Manson's entrails and blinks in surprise.

The audience gasps suspensefully.

Johnny: I... I don't believe this... Ladies and gentlemen, Marilyn Manson... may have just been killed by this newcomer!

Nick: In all my years of Death Match, this is the most unexpected thing to ever happen!

The unregistered members of the audience start to slowly and softly cheer "new guy", quickly gaining pace and volume.

Johnny: Well Nick, it looks like the crowd might be warming up to the new winner.

Alex just goes up to Erix and starts trying to pull him out of the hole.

Johnny: Folks, it looks like our champ is getting what he wanted. If we can get some security guards in here...

Some time later, security guards arrive and start to help Alex by pulling on Erix as well.

A few minutes later, Alex (and the guards) successfully get Erix out of the hole, which closes behind him.

Johnny: Ah, now that's over... Mills Lane if you will.

Mills Lane runs up onto the ring and raises Alex's hand.

Mills Lane: And the winner is... *To Alex.* What's your name son?

Alex: Alex. Ask what my full name is and... I'll probably do something. That's likely not good.

OOC: Having to run from a Koopa army and other people (all who want to kill him) all his life mad Alex a wee bit paranoid.

Mills Lane: Alex will do. *Back to the audience.* AND THE WINNER, AND NEW CHAMPION OF DEATH MATCH, ALEX!!!

The chanting goes from "new guy" to "Alex". Meanwhile, several teenage girls and guys dressed in gothic clothes enter the arena and look around, noticing Marilyn Manson's corpse.

Nick: Uh oh, this might not end well.

One of the goths sees Alex and points dramatically at him.
Goth: There's the one that killed the master! Mansonites, attack!
The goths charge at Alex.
Alex: Uh-oh.
Alex (dragging Erix) bolts out of the topic, followed by Dr. Y and the Mansonites.

Johnny: Uh oh, looks like our new champ might have a new fight on his hands. Well, this turned out to be one of CDM's best nights. I'm Johnny Gomez, good night and good fight!

All the cameras in the arena stop recording and shut down.

The popcorn vendor comes back to life, still trying to sell popcorn.

*Little Mac appears in the arena.*

Meanwhile, the CDM Time Machine turns on seemingly by itself. In a flash of light, Marilyn Manson steps out of the time machine.

Little Mac: Looks like I'm gonna start competiting against the higher ranks here.. I'll do my best.

Manson walks out of the time machine room and into the main arena, passing Little Mac.

*Little Mac comes over to Johnny and Nick*

Little Mac: I wish to enter the competition, please.