Hayabusa Village (Ninja Gaiden)

Knuckle Joe: That's more like it.

Kunari: I'll be the announcer here. The fight between Banjo and Knuckle Joe will start. If the fighter is unable to battle, which is being knocked out, will be disqualified. Begin!!

Banjo whacks KJ with his backpack.

*Knuckle Joe uses Vulcan Jab to rapidly punches Banjo.*

Banjo rolls into KJ.

*KJ grabs Banjo and piledrives him.*

Banjo repeatedly punches KJ.

*KJ blows Banjo away with his Smash Punch.*

Banjo jumps on KJ's head.

*KJ grabs Banjo's leg and threw him off.*

Banjo rolls into KJ again.

*KJ avoids this by jumping out of the way.*

Banjo rolls after KJ.

*KJ uses his powerful attack, Rising Break, to blow Banjo away.*

Knuckle Joe: Seems like you're not tough enough to beat me. The prize is still mine. Come back when you're stronger!

Banjo: Whatever.
Banjo walks away, Kazooie hopping back into his backpack.

Knuckle Joe: However, if you want to get the prize, you have to break my record by destroying the dummies.

Banjo walks back.
Banjo: What dummies?

*Knuckle Joe points at the dummies.*

Knuckle Joe: If you can beat my record, I WILL give you the prize.

Banjo: What's your record?

Knuckle Joe: 50!

Banjo: We can try, I guess.

*Meanwhile, Link arrives in the village.*

Knuckle Joe: Excellent. But you'll need a weapon to destroy the targets.

Banjo pulls out Kazooie and holds her like a gun. Meanwhile, Primids appear around Link.

Knuckle Joe: Oh....kay?

*Meanwhile.*

Link: Subspace....??! I thought they were defeated awhile ago!

Banjo: So where are the dummies?
Meanwhile...
Primid: Well, we're back. And we kidnapped Zelda and stuff.