The Land of Sunshine, Rainbows, and Pretty Ponies

A crash of thunder is heard and a large red eye appears, turning the sky blood red and twisted.

Kamerry: *to Sockie* Now we are.

Alex enters the topic.

Followed by LWB and Paint Pup.

Kamerry: My dears, it seems that any land the eye touches becomes just as twisted as the old hag herself! We must be on our toes to survive, even here!

Kamerry starts to think when she sees a molehill not to far away.

Kamerry: * floating towards the molehill* Perhaps there is someone that can help us further?

LWB: Who? Mr. Mole? Sorry, but I don't think a mole knows how to beat a giant, evil eye.

At that moment, something burrows under the ground towards the group and pops out of a molehill.

Grampa Willie: STOP BREATH'N MY AIR! Don't you know who you are sonny?

LWB: An old Monty Mole!? He's going to help us beat the evil eye!?

Alex: I don't see your name on this air.

Grampa Willie: *to LWB* I'm a mole-folk, you whippersnapper, they's a difference! *to Alex* N' you, I might not own this air yet, but doggoned If it weren't fer me, they'd not be no warp pipes nowheres! Why back in my day the air was cleaner and the sky was bluer, and a nickel could buy you a TRUCKLOAD of onions!

OOC: I almost forgot, Spiral Mountain Theme= Grampa Willie at the moment.

Alex: Look, unless there's legal documentation detailing that this air, in fact, belongs to you, it's not your air.

LWB: Don't try arguing with old people. You won't win.

Grampa Willie: *to Alex* I'm almost there too! One o' these days, you city-folk's gonna have ta pay ta breathe my air!

Kamerry: Grampa Willie, is that you?

Grampa Willie: Well paint my dog yellow n' put him in a fruit basket! Mistress Kamerry, nice ta see ya!

Alex: (@LWB) I think that applies to two-year-olds. With old people, you wait until they keel over from old age, and THEN you win the argument.

LWB: Ah... so you two know each other.

Kamerry: *whispers to LWB* He's actually a very nice man if you get to know him, dearie.

Grampa Willie: *to Alex* You dun better watch you're langauge sonny! I may be old, but they ain't never not been anyone better when it comes to move tutorin'!

OOC: Double-negatives confuse me. He's supposed to say that there never was anyone better.

OOC: Don't worry, you got it right.

IC:

Alex: ... Next you're probably going to say that you'll teach us "Advanced Moves" for something ridiculous, like time essences.

LWB: Tutoring? We don't need tutoring!

Sockie: YEAH! Tutoring's for chumps!

OOC: Admit it Alex, you read the thing with Grampa Willie...

Grampa Willie looks at Alex curiously, because that particular event hasn't happened yet.

Grampa Willie: *to LWB* Oh yess'ums ya'll do! Why witout me ADVANCED moves, you'll never not get nowhere!

LWB: "Advanced" moves?

OOC: I can't help it if I have too much time on my hands!

Alex: "Never not"? That's a double negative, so it means yes, we will get somewhere without your advanced moves.

OOC: I knew I should have put nowheres...

IC:

Kamerry magically fixes Grampa Willie's mistake in the past.

Grampa Willie: Oh ho ho! Yeah, I'll be ya'll didn't know you'd be learn'n some ADVANCED moves today! Wah, wit me ADVANCED moves, I've dun turned zero to hero, hero to better hero, dial-up to DSL!

LWB chuckles at the "dial up to DSL" part.

Kamerry: Dears, I know he doesn't seem like much, but I can assure you that Grampa Willie is on our side, and hates Kamara as much as we all do.

Grampa Willie: That's right!

LWB: Alright, I'm willing to learn some advanced moves!

Paint Pup barks and wags her tail.