Free Country USA (Homestar Runner)

*The Portal to Pauline's Mansion Opens*

Homestar: Ooh, what's that over there? *enters Pauline's Mansion, which he leaves topic*

*Homestar returns and goes to Strong Bros. house*

Homestar: Strong Bad!

Strong Bad: *groan* You again? You better not tell me you just infected my laptop with your "EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!" virus.

Homestar: Oh I just planned that next weekend Strong Bad. This time some hot chick wants to see you.

Strong Bad: Whoa! You kidding?! WHERE?!

Homestar: In the portal.

Strong Bad: The Cheat!!!

*The Cheat goes to Strong Bad*

Strong Bad: Bring the tuxedo to me. I got a hot date t'night!

The Cheat: Meerrm meer merrr!

*Strong Bad wears his tuxedo with Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat and leaves topic*

*Karana runs out of the topic in .0003 seconds*

*SM52595 follows*

*Perducci and Killingyouguy enters the topic*

Perducci: Hmm, no one seems to be around, let us do some looting.
Killingyouguy: KILLINGYOUGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARGHHHHHHHH!

*Perducci and the Killingyouguy broke into the flashback warehouse*

Perducci: Wooo, let's steal some good memories.
Killingyouguy: RAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

?????? ???: Hey, I know that guy!

*Strong Bad, Mad, and Sad and The Cheat arrives*

Strong Bad: I think I saw my evil twin!

Strong Mad: DOOOOOOOOOUBBBLLLLLEE!!!!

*Dramatic Suspense music is played*

Perducci: !!!

...

Perducci: I heard something. Go and check it out, Killingyouguy!

*Killingyouguy walks out of the warehouse, so he sees everyone*
Killingyouguy: BLAAAARGH!!

*Killingyouguy starts running after the Cheat*

The Cheat: NNNRRGGHH O_O *flees*

Strong Bad: That big guy looks just liek you Strong Mad, right?

Strong Mad: BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHH *Pounds Killingyouguy*

Strong Bad: Now who's the tough guy!?

*Stunt Double enters the topic*

*the Stunt Double takes the beating for Killingyouguy*

*Stunt Double leaves the topic*

Killingyouguy: MAAAAAAH!
*Killingyouguy ran away and out of the topic*

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[in the meantime at the warehouse]

Perducci: Hmm, what's taking him so long? ..KILLINGYOUGUY!!!?

...

...

...

Perducci: Hmpf, where have he gone to now.

*Perducci leaves the warehouse in search for Killingyouguy*

Strong Bad: Stop right there, dude!!

OOC: Posted in Amestris

Perducci: Whoa! Dangeresque, what are you doing here? I'm not doing anything wrong.

..hey, you're not Dangeresque. Who are you?

OOC: Nice! Will join it out later though because I need to get some sleep now (timezones suck ).

Strong Bad: You're looking at the super cool Strong Bad. You're thinking of Dangereque who is look like me, but wearing the sunglasses and the suit.

*Homestar Runner leaves topic*

*Homestar, the Strong Brothers and The Cheat returns.*

Homestar: *wears the Helmet of Jong* Hey Strong Bad, look at this odd helmet I bought from the flea market! It looks pretty nice with my propelly hat!

Strong Bad: That doesn't show at all! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

*Dojo arrives with Mario and the Xaiolin WArriors aboard.*

Strong Bad: NOO!! IT CAN'T BE!! .... TROGDOR HAS BEEN CHANGED INTO SOMETHING WORSE!!

Dojo: I'm not Trogdor.

Strong Bad: Oh. THEN THAT MEANS THAT S IS FOR SUCKS CHANGED INTO SOMETHING MORE SUCKIER!!

Dojo: ...

Clay punches Strong Bros, The Cheat, and Homestar with the fist of Tebigong. He nabs the Helmet.

The Xiaolin Warriors stare in bewilderment.

Clay hops back on Dojo.

Kimiko: I think its safe to say...RUNNNNNN!

Clay: FGHKLFDISGDFSGJF

Strong Bad: Oww!! What did we do?!

Strong Mad: THAT FRIGGIN' HUUUUUUUUUURTS!!

The Cheat: Merrph!!

Homestar: *angry* Hey! Come back with my cup!!

Dojo: Sorry! We need this!! *Flies off.*

Homestar: *chases Dojo* Come back here you thieves!!

Strong Bad: As silly as it gets, I think that Trogdor ripoff is going down. *gets on his pimped out car and takes chase.*

Omi: HURRY DOWN, DOJO!

Kimiko: UP!

Omi: Whatever!

Raimundo attempts to slow them down using the sword of the storms.

Kimiko: Clay, WHAT DID YOU GET US INTO?!

*Mario pulls out a Normal Mushroom and shoves it down Clay's mouth, making his intellagence normal for awhile.*

Mario: I think he could explain to us about why he's acting like this.

Homestar: *tired* Ok.. I'm acting tired right now.

*Strong Bad drive pass Homestar.*

Clay blathers on about completely complicated math equations.

*Mario slaps Clay in the face.*

Mario: Stop it.

Clay: Sorry. Something screwed up my mind in the transfer that made me loose most of my memories. MOST. Not all. MOST.

Dojo: Thanks for breaking the fourth wall, Clay. But don't worry, we'll try to fix your brain. In a meantime, the Mantis Flip-Coin is somewhere on an island! *flies out of the topic with Mario and the Xaiolin Warriors.*

Strong Bad: Aw man! They got away.

Homestar: Aww.. That was my best Decemberween gift from Bubs.

Strong Bad: Boy, if you love that thing so much, go get it!

*Homestar runs out of the topic.*

*Strong Bad gets a text message.*

Strong Bad: Checkin' on my E-Mail in my cellie! *checks the txt msg on his cell* "Dear Big S B, I was wondering if you could go travel around the world. Ya know, just to take a break. And I'm betting that you can't go around the universal cosmos in 80 days. Crapfully yours, Hugh Jass..." *Replies* Oh yeah? I bet I can do this faster than you THINK! So yes, I will go around the universal cosmos in 80 days. Non-Real World Time of course. *hangs up* The Cheat! Start packin'! We're traveling big time!!!

The Cheat: Meh! *leaves with Strong Bad.*

Courage and Miku arrive in the topic. Miku is oooing and aaaing at everything she sees.