Free Country USA (Homestar Runner)

*Strong Mad sees the two*

Strong Mad: *angirly greeting* I POUND VISITORS FOR FUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Courage: AAAAAAHHH!!! *Hides behind Miku and shivers uncontrollably.*

Strong Sad: Umm.. Sorry. He always does that everytime there are visitors like you coming to Strongbadia. Anyway, Strong Bad is not here at the moment. I mean, everytime he sees a woman like you, he just swoons and forced you to date with him.

Strong Sad: Anyway, what brings you two here?

Courage holds up the map to Strong Sad.

Strong Sad: Oh! A tour! That explains everything. You know, I was once on a Tour De France and I was dead last. But I have a last place prize.. A piece of crossant.

Courage: ...

Miku: より多く(小犬) 私はよりもっと見たいです！

Strong Mad: I CAN'T SPELL YOOOOOOOOOUUU!!!

Strong Sad: I'm sorry, but I can't understand you. Are you one of those japanese girls who talk like that?

Courage: *Nods.* Uh huh!

Strong Sad: Ooh. I knew it.

*Homestar comes in and spotted Miku.*

Homestar: Hey Marzipan! I like your new Halloween costume!

Miku: 服装？

Homestar: Oh, thank you. I do have a lovely dress. ^_^

Miku: ?

Courage: *Sighs.*

Strong Sad: I think you two should go now before--

Homestar: *naked* my birthday has just begun!!!

Strong Mad: NUDITY!! *Runs away*

Miku: *Gasps.*

Courage: O.O *Grabs Miku's hand and runs out of the topic.*

Homestar: Well, I'm off! Bye--

Strong Sad: Just wear your shirt.

Homestar: Oh. Sorry. *puts it on and leaves.*

*Strong Sad bought The Pizz's pizza with extra cheese.*

Strong Sad: All this senseless nonsense is making me famished.

The Noid suddenly jumps onto the pizza and tears it apart.

Strong Sad: Hey!! What did you do that for?!

Strong Mad: PIZZA VANDAL!! *Grabs The Noid's bunny ears and throws him away.*

The Noid laughs maniacally before running out of the topic.

Strong Sad: I was wondering why did it destroy my pizza? Strong Bad isn't going to like this.

Mr. Green enters the topic disguised with a wig and mustache.

Mr. Green hops around Strongbadia and laughs evilly, doing a really poor job of disguising who he is.

Strong Sad: Sorry green look-a-like from earlier, but he just beat you to it.

Mr. Green raises his fists to the sky and screams gibberish that sounds vaguely like "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"